Hand quotes

“I know we're not perfect, but the safest hands are still our own.”
Chris Evans - Steve Rogers

“- Felicia: Goddammit, man! You done made me hurt my dick hand.
- Stu: Ooooh! I'm sure you're just as good with the other hand.”
Paula Jai Parker - Felicia
Colin Farrell - Stu Shepard

“If you wanna know what kind of life a person had, just look at their hands.”
Kathy Bates - Dolores Claiborne

“Classified-Short Fuse, you were supposed to handcuff them to the raft!
Short Fuse-I tried, but they don't have hands, they just have flippers, Boss! And I have flippers. So it's flipping useless!”
Benedict Cumberbatch - Classified
Ken Jeong - Short Fuse

“Yeah, I'm not that great with kids. They've got such tiny hands. It's creepy.”
Sarah Chalke - Elliot

“All your mannerisms change easily when you have inch-long acrylic nails.”
Margot Robbie

“- Katharine Hepburn: What's that on the steering wheel?
- Howard Hughes: Cellophane. If you had any idea of the crap that people carry around on their hands.
- Katharine Hepburn: What kind of crap?
- Howard Hughes: You don't wanna know.”
Cate Blanchett - Katharine Hepburn
Leonardo DiCaprio - Howard Hughes

“You know what they say: cold hands, warm heart.”
Sandee Currie - Mitchy

“- General Friedrich Fromm: What is it you want?
- General Friedrich Olbricht: I wanted to introduce our new man, Colonel Stauffenberg.
- General Friedrich Fromm: Ah! From Africa. Well, I'd offer you my hand, but I might not get it back.”
Tom Wilkinson - General Friedrich Fromm
Bill Nighy - General Friedrich Olbricht

“- Nicky: You are not going to slap my face, are you?
- Jess: Why?
- Nicky: You would if you knew where my hand was.”
Will Smith - Nicky
Margot Robbie - Jess

“- Vanellope: Why are your hands so freakishly big?
- Ralph: I don't know. Why are you so freakishly annoying?”
Sarah Silverman - Vanellope
John C. Reilly - Ralph

“I like women with small hands, they make my dick look big.”
Thomas Jane - Mickey Mantle

“I still have my hands Jake.”
Sean Patrick Flanery - Ignacio

“- X-Phile 1: Hey! Luke doesn't push Vader!
- X-Phile 2: Well he should've. I mean, the guy cut his hand off.”

Joel Michaely - X-Phile #1
Jay Paulson - X-Phile #2

“Baby, you make me wish I had three hands.”

Mel Johnson Jr. - Benny

“I don't like guys who put their hands on me.”
Edward G. Robinson - Johnny Blake

“- Mr. Sparks, the Tennis Pro: Do you feel that grip?
- Voltri, First Mate: I do sir. I do.
- Mr. Sparks, the Tennis Pro: Powerful enough to snap the neck of a small beast, and yet sensitive enough to caress the tender throat of a young castrato. Coax a song out of him.”

Billy Connolly - Mr. Sparks, the Tennis Pro
Tony Shalhoub - Voltri, First Mate

“He threw my hand to a crocodile, the beast liked it so much, it's followed me ever since, licking its lips for the rest of me.”
Jason Isaacs - Captain Hook

“I have an extra toe. Not with me, of course.”
Charlie Day - Art

“- Neal Page: Del... why did you kiss my ear?
- Del Griffith: Why are you holding my hand?
- Neal Page: [frowns] Where's your other hand?
- Del Griffith: Between two pillows...
- Neal Page: Those aren't pillows!”

Steve Martin - Neal Page
John Candy - Del Griffith

“- Tim Sullivan: I burned all the skin off my hands. I can barely curl my fingers now.
- Francis Doyle: There goes your sex life.”
Kieran Culkin - Tim Sullivan
Emile Hirsch - Francis Doyle

“- Dr. Vern Kaplan: Maggie, what happened here?
- Wade Vogel: She broke it.
- Maggie Vogel: I cut it off.
- Dr. Vern Kaplan: Why would you do such a thing?
- Maggie Vogel: What good's a finger if your arm is falling off?”
Jodie Moore - Dr. Kaplan
Arnold Schwarzenegger - Wade Vogel
Abigail Breslin - Maggie Vogel

“- Bastian: Falkor, look! The castle that looks like a hand!
- Falkor: A very mean hand.”
Jonathan Brandis - Bastian Balthazar Bux
Donald Arthur - Falkor

“Head and hands need a mediator. The mediator between head and hands must be the heart!”
Brigitte Helm - Maria

“Appluad now sonny boy, but try clapping when you don't have any hands.”

Jerry Stiller - Uncle Max