Happiness quotes

“Happiness is easy if you just take off your overcoat.”
F. William Parker - Uncle Olaf

“- Helen Cooper: Some people smoke pot, some people bungee jump, some people chant. What do you do to be happy?
- Jessica Stein: Nothing. I'm not.”
Heather Juergensen - Helen Cooper
Jennifer Westfeldt - Jessica Stein

“This is right, my dear. I stole something, I did. I stole happiness with you. I don't mind paying.”

Liam Neeson - Valjean

“That's your happiness and my hap-penis.”

Marlon Brando - Paul

“- Betty Sizemore: Gosh! I haven't been this happy since I was 12.
- Dr. David Ravell: Okay, I'll bite. What happened when you were 12?
- Betty Sizemore: I took my mom to Kansas City for Mothers' Day and I used the allowance I was saving. We went to lunch at Skies, this restaurant at the top of a building, and you can see the whole world from up...” (continue)(continue reading)
Renee Zellweger - Betty Sizemore
Greg Kinnear - Dr. David Ravell

“- Barney: I'm just saying that when we die, there'll be a planet for the French, a planet for the Germans, and we'll all be a lot happier!
- Lisa Simpson: Mr Gumble, you're upsetting me!
- Barney: No I'm not!”
Dan Castellaneta - Barney
Yeardley Smith - Lisa Simpson

“- Paulette: After a man makes love to me, he just goes wild from happiness.
- Charlie Chaplin: I am happy.
- Paulette: Then tell me when you get sad, because I don't want to be around.”

Diane Lane - Paulette Goddard
Robert Downey Jr. - Charles Spencer Chaplin

“Happiness comes in small doses folks. It's a cigarette butt, or a chocolate chip cookie or a five second orgasm. You come, you smoke the butt, you eat the cookie, you go to sleep, wake up and go back to fucking work the next morning.”
Denis Colin Leary - Himself

“- Mary: It's a metaphor for life, Leo. It's famous. One must imagine Sisyphus happy.
- Leo: Bullshit. He's miserable.
- Mary: He doesn't have to be. He accepts his fate.
- Leo: You're telling me if you name is Syphilis and you spend your life lugging a fucking rock up a hill you wouldn't be miserable?”
Parker Posey - Mary
Guillermo Díaz - Leo

- Gal: This is madness, I've had enough of this "Crime and Punishment" bollocks. I'm happy here.
- Don: I won't let you be happy, why should I?
Ray Winstone - Gal
Ben Kingsley - Don Logan

“- Merryweather: I'd like to turn her into a fat old hop toad.
- Fauna: Now, dear, that isn't a very nice thing to say.
- Flora: Besides, we can't. You know our magic doesn't work that way.
- Fauna: It can only do good, dear, to bring joy and happiness.
- Merryweather: Well, that would make me happy.”
Barbara Luddy - Merryweather
Barbara Jo Allen - Fauna
Verna Felton - Flora

“- Paul Verlaine: You don't care about my happiness, do you?
- Arthur Rimbaud: No, neither should you.”
David Thewlis - Paul Verlaine
Leonardo DiCaprio - Arthur Rimbaud

“Shiit! I roll a blunt better then them bitches in Havanna.”
Don 'D.C.' Curry - Uncle Elroy

“- Spencer: How long you been married?
- Hardin: Five years.
- Spencer: Happily?
- Hardin: Yeah. I like her, she's got a good sense of humor. Why do you ask?
- Spencer: Well, I just figured if I get out of here alive and you don't, I might look her up.
- Hardin: Hey, I said she has a good sense of humor. I don't.”
Keith Carradine - Spencer
Powers Boothe - Hardin

“She deserves all this happiness, Bruce. All the things I couldn't give her. Yeah, all she ever wanted was a home.”

Cary Grant - Walter Burns

“- Mary Poppins: Why, it's the most disgraceful sight I've ever seen, or my name isn't Mary Poppins.
- Bert: Speakin' o' names, I know a man with a wooden leg named Smith.
- Uncle Albert: What's the name of his other leg?”

Julie Andrews - Mary Poppins
Dick Van Dyke - Bert
Ed Wynn - Uncle Albert

“- Joe Bradley: Irving! Am I glad to see you!
- Irving Radovich: Why? Did you forget your wallet?”
Gregory Peck - Joe Bradley
Eddie Albert - Irving Radovich

“- Agnes' Father Olof: Bengt, who was then the class king, he didn't become anything. And the girls who were considered the prettiest, they weren't special any longer. So I think you'll be glad that you don't have it so easily. Because those who have it easy often become quite uninteresting.
- Agnes Ahlberg: But you're speaking in about 25 years....” (continue)(continue reading)

Ralph Carlsson - Agnes' Father Olof
Rebecka Liljeberg - Agnes Ahlberg

“It was a bad time. Everybody living in fear, but still we were happy. My father would come home to mother, and when he had seen her, he would forget about the killings.”
Gibran Evans - Daigoro

“Claire is right in pointing out the enormous danger potential in any relationship with a man as intelligent but fantastically flakey as Robert. But I must point out the possibilities, the potential, for true love and happiness are equally great.”
Eric McCormack - Mark

“- Raymond Passworthy: Is there never to be any age of happiness? Is there never to be any rest?
- Oswald Cabal: Rest enough for the individual man. Too much and too soon, and we call it death. But for Man, no rest and no ending.”
Edward Chapman - Raymond Passworthy
Raymond Massey - Oswald Cabal

- Evelyn Ames: You look like someone who can take care of herself. Buy some condoms. Don't feel bad. He probably really likes you. If you can just... enjoy yourself with him like he's enjoying himself with you. That's what I do. I'm in it for the "endolphin" rush.
- Suzanne Vale: Endorphin.
- Evelyn Ames: Whatever.

Annette Bening - Evelyn Ames
Meryl Streep - Suzanne Vale

“If we knew how to keep the women happy we'd still be in paradise.”
Richard Harris - Bull' McCabe

“- Barkley Cooper: Fifty years go by pretty fast.
- Mr. Horton - Hotel manager: Only when you're happy.”
Victor Moore - Barkley Cooper
Paul Stanton - Mr. Horton - Hotel Manager

“I love you, Joy. I love you so much. You made me so happy. I didn't know I could be so happy.”
Philip Anthony Hopkins - Jack Lewis