Hospital quotes

“I'm going to tell you what I tell every young doctor. Hopefully you'll be the first to listen. On your day off, get as far away from this place as you can. Go someplace where you feel most like yourself.”
Shohreh Aghdashloo - Anna

I'm in this hospital bed. I'm barely conscious. Delirious. Drowning in my own blood. And all I can hear myself think is, "Today's the day. Today's the day you die".
Donnie Yen - Xiang

“Meemaw-Your brother's gonna be fine, but he has to have his gallbladder removed.
Missy Cooper-How's he gonna pee?
Meemaw-Not that bladder, his gallbladder.
Georgie Cooper-What's the gallbladder do?
Meemaw-I guess not much, if they're takin' it out.”
Annie Potts - Meemaw
Raegan Revord - Missy Cooper
Montana Jordan - Georgie Cooper

“I love hospitals. If I could spend the rest of my life in a hospital, I would. Because when you’re in a hospital, you have zero responsibilities.”
Zendaya - Rue Bennett

“I'm not gonna die in a hospital where the nurses aren't even hot.”
Jensen Ackles - Dean Winchester

“- Natalie: Where am I?
- Hot Doctor (Todd): You're in the emergency room.
- Natalie: This isn't an emergency room. This is a Williams-Sonoma.”
Rebel Wilson - Natalie
Tom Ellis - Hot Doctor (Todd)

“- Dr. Russell Oakes: You know what's going to happen next around here, don't you?
- Nurse Nancy Bauer: I've been trying not to think about it.
- Dr. Russell Oakes: We may be the only hospital operating within 100 miles. Everyone half-alive or dying will find their way here.”
Jason Robards - Dr. Russell Oakes
JoBeth Williams - Nurse Nancy Bauer

“Sometimes people love you so much their love is like a goddamn gun that keeps firing straight into your head. They love you so much you go right into a hospital.”

Barbra Streisand - Claudia Draper

“Americans spend $125 billion a year on health. More than defense. Because Americans believe in medical care. These great hospital complexes are the cathedrals of our age. Billions of dollars, thousands of beds. A whole nation of sick people turning to us for help.”
Rip Torn - Dr. George

- Conrad "Con" Jarrett: You tell her to stop it! You never tell her a goddamn thing! And I know why she never came to the hospital because she was too busy going to goddamn Spain and goddamn Portugal! Why should she care if I'm hung up by the balls out there!
- Beth Jarrett: Maybe this is how they sit around and talk at the hospital, but we're... (continue)(continue reading)
Timothy Hutton - Conrad
Mary Tyler Moore - Beth

“- Roy Cohn: I want a white nurse. My constitutional right.
- Belize: You're in a hospital, you don't have any constitutional rights.”
Al Pacino - Roy Cohn
Jeffrey Wright - Belize

“- Dr. Eve Saks: You're in the hospital. You almost died.
- Ron Woodroof: I bet that didn't surprise anybody.”
Jennifer Garner - Dr. Eve Saks
Matthew McConaughey - Ron Woodroof

“So this is death's waiting room.”

Sean Penn - Paul Rivers

“Why would I shoot a bloke, then drive him to the bloody car and wizz him off to the hospital at a hundred miles an hour? It defeats the purpose of having shot him in the first place.”
Eric Bana - Mark Brandon 'Chopper' Read

“- Woody Grant: I won a million dollars.
- ER Doctor: Congratulations, that'll just about pay for a day in the hospital.”
Bruce Dern - Woody Grant
Jeffrey Yosten - ER Doctor

“I didn't kill him, I took him to the hospital.”

Robert De Niro - Fred Blake

That's the garage for you. Bogmen at Mass thinking they're at a football match. And that's when I say: "Whatever it takes, Francie Brady's getting out of this garage for pigs".

Stephen Rea - Narrator

- Manni: What if I were in a coma, and the doc says "One more day?".
- Lola: I'd throw you into the ocean... Shock therapy.
Moritz Bleibtreu - Manni
Franka Potente - Lola

“- Dr. Finch: It would a staged suicide attempt. Of course, your poor mother would have to find you and drive you the hospital, where you would stay for three weeks or a month for observation.
- Augusten Burroughs: I don't know. It doesn't...
- Dr. Finch: Augusten. Where is your spirit of adventure?”

Brian Cox - Dr. Finch
Joseph Cross - Augusten Burroughs

“- Terry: Pat, I'd be careful.
- Joe: God bless you. Is it bad? Am I going to go blind?
- Patricia: I don't know.
- Joe: Please take me to a hospital.”

Diana Scarwid - Terry
James Russo - Joe
Alfre Woodard - Patricia

“- Mr. Pink: We ain't taking him to a hospital.
- Mr. White: If we don't, he'll die!
- Mr. Pink: And I'm very sad about that, but some fellas are lucky, and some ain't.”

Steve Buscemi - Mr. Pink
Harvey Keitel - Mr. White

“- Noonan: It's about fucking time!
- Rafe: I've gone to hell and it's worse than I thought? Noonan, where am I?”

Eric Keenleyside - Noonan
Dennis Miller - Rafe Guttman

“I ate mud once. Tasted okay. But they had to take me to the hospital and pump my stomach and I met a guy with a monkey heart!”
Jordan Warkol - Travis

She wasn't much of a housekeeper. And this voice goes off inside my head, kind a like a drill instructor, I really heard it. It said "get up now!". I didn't feel like it but I got up, muscles were still working and I drove to the hospital and identified her in the morgue and signed her out with my gold pen.

Mel Gibson - Martin Riggs

“- Nurse Susan Gallagher: He's a Jew.
- Nurse Alex Price: How do you know?
- Nurse Susan Gallagher: I've had a look.”
Anne-Marie Davies - Nurse Susan Gallagher
Jenny Agutter - Nurse Alex Price