Hospitality quotes

“- Joyce: Shame on you, keeping your unusual guest all to Yourself. We think that's mighty selfish of you.
- Peg: No, it, it's... Things have just been a little hectic around here. That's all.
- Joyce: Oh, that was so sweet of you to want to correct the situation. What time does the barbecue begin?
- Peg: Barbecue?
- Joyce: Well, you intend to...” (continue)(continue reading)
Kathy Baker - Joyce
Dianne Wiest - Peg

- Alma: Sit down and - and get comfortable. I'll make you a martini and see what's to cook for dinner.
- Robert E. Lee "Prew' Prewitt: Hey, this is like being married, ain't it?
- Alma: It's better.
Donna Reed - Alma - aka Lorene
Montgomery Clift - Robert E. Lee Prewitt

“- Jody: Would you like a Pelegrino?
- Chris Macauley: Is that beer?
- Jody: No, it's bottled mineral water.
- Chris Macauley: Oh, yeah. Yeah, sure. Those are really good.
- Jody: You're really sweet. I'll get you a juice.”
Joan Cusack - Jody
Chris O'Donnell - Chris Macauley

“- Virginia Woolf: Leonard thinks it's the end of civilization: People who are invited at 4 and arrive at 2:30.
- Vanessa Bell: Oh God.
- Virginia Woolf: Barbarians.”
Nicole Kidman - Virginia Woolf
Miranda Richardson - Vanessa Bell

“- Jane: I'll bring in some tea. You like tea?
- Edwin Flagg: Oh, yes. I'm quite fond of tea. You must have guessed that I'm English.
- Jane: Oh, really? How nice for you.”
Bette Davis - Baby Jane Hudson
Victor Buono - Edwin Flagg

“- Nikki: Anybody around here want some coffee?
- Hendry: No, but you can come in.
- Nikki: That's the only reason I brought it. I was hoping you'd ask me.”
Margaret Sheridan - Nikki Nicholson
Kenneth Tobey - Capt. Patrick Hendry

“- Mad Hatter: What's the matter my dear, don't you care for tea?
- Alice: Why, yes. I'm very fond of tea.
- March Hare: If you don't care for tea, you could at least make polite conversation!”
Ed Wynn - The Mad Hatter
Kathryn Beaumont - Alice in Wondeland
Jerry Colonna - March Hare

“- Catwoman: My mother warned me about getting into cars with strange men.
- Batman: This isn't a car.”
Anne Hathaway - Selina
Christian Bale - Bruce Wayne

“Señor Bond, you got big cojones. You come here, to my place, without references, carrying a piece, throwing around a lot of money... but you should know something: nobody saw you come in, so nobody has to see you go out.”
Robert Davi - Franz Sanchez

“- Rocky Balboa: No I don't know nobody's been to my house in a long time you might be uncomfortable there.
- Adonis Johnson: What, do you walk around naked?”

Sylvester Stallone - Rocky Balboa
Micheal B. Jordan - Adonis Johnson

“Everybody stop antagonizing my guest.”

Leonardo DiCaprio - Calvin Candie

“Kong's a pretty good king. Keeps to himself, mostly. This is his home, we're just guests. But you don't go into someone's house and start dropping bombs, unless you're picking a fight.”
John C. Reilly - Hank Marlow

“You know what they did in Ancient Rome, when a visitor violated somebody's hospitality? They would cut off his dick and they nailed it to the fucking gate!”

Paulina Porizkova - Casey

“Hey, if you're young, hot, and hung you can come in.”

Lynn-Holly Johnson - Laurie Jameson

“Doesn’t he know any place else where he can go at night? There must be hotels or motels.”

Alan Ladd On Bing Crosby

“- Arlo Pear: Maybe we'll send you a plane ticket and you can visit us at Christmas.
- Frank Crawford: Good but I won't.”
Richard Pryor - Arlo Pear
Randy Quaid - Frank Crawford

“If I'd known you were coming, I'd have sent you an invitation.”
Holland Taylor - Emma Jeffreys

“Let's go down and greet your guests. Show them the real you: corny as Kansas on the fourth of July.”

Geoffrey Rush - Stephen Price

“- Will Blakelee: Oh, come on. I'm just practicing Southern hospitality.
- Ronnie Miller: Oh really? Is that what they call hitting on strangers now?”

Liam Hemsworth - Will Blakelee
Miley Cyrus - Ronnie Miller

“- Hugh Lang: You gonna shoot me? Or can I come inside?
- Whip Whitaker: Yeah, come on inside. I'll shoot you inside.”
Don Cheadle - Hugh Lang
Denzel Washington - Whip Whitaker

“Your reputation for hospitality is fast becoming legend.”

Sean Bean - Odysseus

“Well, someone's got to break the ice, and it might as well be me. I mean, I'm used to being a hostess, it's part of my husband's work. And it's always difficult when a group of new friends meet together for the first time, to get acquainted. So I'm perfectly prepared to start the ball rolling. I mean, I-I have absolutely no idea what we're doing...” (continue)(continue reading)
Eileen Brennan - Mrs. Peacock

“What kind of a host invites you to his house for the weekend and dies on you?”

Andrew McCarthy - Larry Wilson

“Django and his friend in gray here, Dr. Schultz, are customers. And they are our guests, Stephen. And you, you old, decrepit bastard, are to show them every hospitality.”
Leonardo DiCaprio - Calvin Candie

“- Galloway: If we ultimately conclude that our national security is best served by denying you further asylum on our planet, will you leave peacefully?
- Optimus Prime: Freedom is your right. If you make that request, we will honour it. But before your President decides, please ask him this: what if we leave, and you're wrong?”
John Benjamin Hickey - Galloway
Peter Cullen - Optimus Prime