Hotel quotes

“- Butch Cassidy: I was just sort of wondering what's up there?
- Jack the Bartender: Rooms. If you want to satisfy your curiousity, give her twenty bucks. She'll show you one.
- Butch Cassidy: I'm not that curious.”
Tom Berenger - Butch Cassidy
Joel Fluellen - Jack the Bartender

“- Doug Remer: Oh, I'll come, I love hospitals.
- Joe Cooper: No you don't, you like Taco Bell!
- Doug Remer: No, one time I was at this hospital, in France, and I met this great chick.
- Joe Cooper: Dude, that was a hostel.”
Trey Parker - Doug Remer
Matt Stone - Joey Thomas

“- Pierre: Did he say chateau? Surely they are not staying at the Chateau of the Bad Neighbor.
- Marcie: Yes they are, Mal Voisin.
- Pierre: But that is terrible! They cannot stay there!
- Patty: Why not, Pierre?
- Pierre: They could be in great danger!”
Pascale de Barolet - Pierre
Casey Carlson - Marcie
Roseline Rubens - Patty

“- Johnny: While in Patusan, guests of The Revolution stay at the Mecrob Hilton.
- Iggy: That's the Mecrob Hilton. Serving strange things in shells since 1207.”
Ernie Reyes Jr. - Johnny
Rob Schneider - Iggy

- Billy: [noticing a dingy hotel that says "St. James"] This one looks all right.
- Josh: No, it doesn't.
- Billy: St. James, Josh! It's religious.
Jared Rushton - Billy
Tom Hanks - Josh

“I dream of being in a Las Vegas hotel where all of the towels smell like Downy Fabric Softener.”
Cameron Diaz - Freddie Clayton