Hypocrisy quotes

“A gentleman is simply a patient wolf.”
Lana Turner

“- Sarah Morton: I imagine having a daughter who comes home with a different man every night must be difficult for a mother.
- Julie: You imagine wrong. You know what? You're just a frustrated Englishwoman who writes about dirty things but never does them.”
Charlotte Rampling - Sarah Morton
Ludivine Sagnier - Julie

“If there's anything I hate worse than pity, it's fake pity.”
Emily Watson - Reba McClane

“I don't pretend anything anymore. I don't have time, desire or energy to calculate anymore.”
Thomas Kretschmann

“A lot of film stars are just playing themselves in different frocks.”
Imelda Staunton

“The person that's always talkin', you don't have to worry about that person. The person that while you're in his face, he's just lookin' at you with a smile on his face, that's the guy you worry about.”
Michael Clarke Duncan

“You might not of had experienced the shit that I did, but you loved hearing about it, didn't you? You're afraid to be alive, you're afraid to live. You're a conformist. You're a hypocrite. You're a liar. I opened up to you and you judged me!”

Jennifer Lawrence - Tiffany

“I'm sick of pretending. I pretend to be a rat for my father, I pretend to be a human for Linguini. I pretend you exist so I have someone to talk to! You only tell me stuff I already know! I know who I am! Why do I need you to tell me? Why do I need to pretend?”

Patton Oswalt - Remy

“- George W. Bush: Let me ask you something, Kumar, do you like giving hand jobs?
- Kumar Patel: No sir.
- George W. Bush: Do you like gettin' hand jobs?
- Kumar Patel: Heh, yeah.
- George W. Bush: Yeah well, that makes you a fuckin' hypocriticizer too, so shut the fuck up! Now smoke my weed.”
James Adomian - George W. Bush
Kal Penn - Kumar Patel

“Embrace your moral hypocrisy.”
Kieran Culkin - Igby

“A very famous man once said that sincerity is everything. Once you learn to fake that, the rest is easy.”
Bruce Willis - Harrison Hill

“- Betty Warren: She's smiling. Is she happy?
- Mrs. Warren: The important thing is not to tell anyone.
- Betty Warren: She looks happy. So, what does it matter?
- Mrs. Warren: Don't wash your dirty laundry in public.”

Kirsten Dunst - Betty Warren
Donna Mitchell - Mrs. Warren

“Will anyone raise his voice here now to accuse me? No. You're cowards, too, as well as hypocrites. But I don't blame you. The fault is mine as much as yours.”

Walter Pidgeon - Mr. Gruffydd

“Nobody means what they say on Thanksgiving, mom. You know that. That's what the day's supposed to be all about, right? Torture.”

Holly Hunter - Claudia

“Backyard nudity is hypocritical. It's insincere. People should do and say exactly what they feel and think and not try to hide things.”
Joaquin Phoenix - Doug Holt

“- Laurie Jupiter: I can't even tell if he really cares about me anymore, or if he's just pretending.
- Dan Dreiberg: If he's pretending, it's because he cares.”

Malin Akerman - Laurie Jupiter
Patrick Wilson - Dan Dreiberg

“For a hero, you're quite a hypocrite!”
Dylan Moran - David

“When you're talking to them, they seem like perfectly nice boys. To be frank, I'm much more concerned for my safety around Norman Mailer.”
Toby Jones - Truman Capote

“We all wear masks... metaphorically speaking.”
Ben Stein - Dr. Arthur Neuman

We train young men to drop fire on people, but their commanders won't allow them to write "fuck" on their airplanes because it's obscene!
Marlon Brando - Colonel Walter E. Kurtz

“- Mr. Sharon: You were with that boy.
- Mary: He's not a boy. He's a man.
- Mr. Sharon: He's not a man. He's a gigolo. Do you know what a gigolo is? It's a fancy word for whore.
- Mary: There are many words for whore, and I'm sure you're acquainted with all of them.”

Steven Berkoff - Mr. Sharon
Kristin A. Scott Thomas - Mary Sharon

“In the past, all a King had to do was look respectable in uniform and not fall off his horse. Now we must invade people's homes and ingratiate ourselves with them. This family's been reduced to those lowest, basest of all creatures. We've become actors!”
Sir Michael Gambon - King George V

“- Shareholder: I wanted to be veterinarian.
- Longfellow Deeds: Cool. Why did you want to do that?
- Shareholder: I wanted to help sick animals.
- Longfellow Deeds: And what do you do now?
- Shareholder: I own a chain of slaughterhouses.”
Dion Anderson - Shareholder
Adam Sandler - Longfellow Deeds

“- Airplane Woman: Aren't you an actor?
- Albert T. Fitzgerald: Aren't we all, dear.”
Angela Paton - Airplane Woman
Kevin Spacey - Albert T. Fitzgerald

“When I do it, it's called flirting. When you do it, it's called sexual harassment.”
Danny Huston - Lawrence Maddox