Hypocrisy quotes

“- Alison Gordon: How can you go through life pretending that you're happy?
- Dr. Lawrence Gordon: I am happy.
- Alison Gordon: That is complete bullshit, I'd rather you break down and tell me that you hated me. At least there would be some passion in it.”
Monica Potter - Alison Gordon
Cary Elwes - Dr. Lawrence Gordon

“It's hard to tell how many emotions were real and how many were manufactured just to get the other person to bring over more pot.”
Jason Lee - Jay Murphy

“How come when I wanted to ask Eunice out everyone made fun of me, but then Sebastian likes her and suddenly she's cool? Screw you guys. I hate high school.”
Brandon Jay McLaren - Toby

“- Troy: Luck is the lazy man's excuse.
- Gene: Ah, spoken like a man who's had nothing but luck.”
Matthew McConaughey - Troy
Alan Arkin - Gene

“- Paige: Why can't people just say what they mean?
- Eddie: Well, people rarely say what they mean. That's the interesting part is... is what's going on underneath the surface.”
Julia Stiles - Paige Morgan
Luke Mably - Eddie

“- Pirate: Beg for your lives.
- John Darling: Sirs! My brother and I are English gentlemen. English gentlemen do not beg!
- Michael Darling: [gets on his knees] Please. Please, don't kill me!
- John Darling: [gets on his knees too] Please, don't kill me either!”
Harry Newell - John Darling
Freddie Popplewell - Michael Darling

“- Colonel Frank Fitts: Your wife is with another man and you don't care?
- Lester Burnham: Nope. Our marriage is just for show. A commercial for how normal we are when we're anything but.”
Chris Cooper - Colonel Fitts
Kevin Spacey - Lester Burnham

Y'all probably blame me for that. If it were Bob Aram, you'd say, "There was nothing he could do". But you blame me, black devil motherfucker. Let me tell you something: Tyson will be heavyweight champ again. And this time, you'll pay twice as much to see it. Why? Because y'all part of the same hypocrisy.

Ving Rhames - Don King

“My $2,000 watch is a fake, and so am I.”
Colin Farrell - Stu Shepard

“I wish I had someone I could really respect. Hey, look at the cans on that bimbo!”
Adrian Zmed - Jay O'Neill

“- Nicole: My whole life will be ruined.
- Andre: No. No, no. Your life will not be ruined. Mine maybe, but yours won't.
- Nicole: He'll hate me!
- Andre: No, no, he won't hate you.
- Nicole: Yes, he will! I'm going to die!”

Katherine Heigl - Nicole
Gérard Depardieu - Andre

“Acting is acting like you're not acting, so act, but don't act like you're acting.”

Sam Vincent - Filmstage Director

“Someone once called fidelity a fading woman's greatest defense and a charming woman's greatest hypocrisy.”
Douglas Fairbanks Jr. - Rupert of Hentzau

“- Christina Crawford (child): I wanna know... why did you adopt me?
- Joan Crawford: Maybe I did it for a little extra publicity... [realizes what she has just said] Tina! That's not true! You know that's not true.
- Christina Crawford (child): But maybe just a little true?”
Mara Hobel - Christina Crawford (child)
Faye Dunaway - Joan Crawford

“- Mrs. Dashwood: Colonel Brandon will be sadly missed.
- John Willoughby: Why? When he is the sort of man that everyone speaks well of and no one remembers to talk to?”
Gemma Jones - Mrs. Dashwood
Greg Wise - John Willoughby

“We must throw of the yoke of monarchy, and make our country safe for hypocrisy!”
Moe Howard - Moe Hailstone

- Sebastian: How come when you say "Yes, sir" it kinda sounds like "Fuck you"?
- Sarah: Practice.
Kevin Bacon - Sebastian Caine
Kim Dickens - Sarah Kennedy

“Dentists tell you not to pick your teeth with any sharp metal object. Then you sit in their chair... and the first thing they grab is an iron hook.”
Bill Cosby - Bill Cosby