Intelligence quotes
364 intelligence quotes, film quotes, movie lines, taglines- From the movie: Supernova
“Whoever they are, they're as smart as God and a lot less nice.”
- From the movie: Nancy Drew and the Hidden Staircase
“A halfwit is a person who spends half their time trying to be witty.”
- From the movie: The Lady Vanishes
“- Dr. Hartz: And I am Dr. Egon Hartz; you may have heard of me.
- Gilbert: Not the brain surgeon?
- Dr. Hartz: Yes, the same.
- Gilbert: Yes, you flew over to England the other day and operated on one of our cabinet ministers.
- Dr. Hartz: Oh, yes.
- Gilbert: Tell me, did you find anything?” - From the movie: Lost Angel
“- Mike Regan: Katie behave yourself! Do you want her to think you're unintelligent?
- Katie Mallory: I have to watch my I.Q. when I'm around her?” - From the movie: Look Who's Talking
“- Mollie: I think you should try some of that Nobel Prize winner sperm.
- Rona: Get outta here. Nobel Prize winners ejaculating in jars?
- Mollie: Well, give it a shot. Don't you want a smart baby?
- Rona: That's all I need. A baby telling me what an idiot I am. Like I don't get enough of that at work?” - From the movie: Flirting with Disaster
“You know, a third eye is a symbol of enlightenment.”
- From the movie: Super Mario Bros.
“You may think of evolution as... an upward process. Things evolve from primeval slime, up to single-celled organisms, up to... intelligent life. De-evolution, of course, works the opposite way. Back to... simpler forms.”
- From the movie: Cinema Paradiso
- From the movie: Real Genius
- From the movie: Deep Blue Sea
“Their brains weren't large enough to harvest sufficient amounts of the protein complex. So we violated the Harvard Compact. Jim and I used gene therapies to increase their brain mass. A larger brain means more protein. As a side effect the sharks got smarter.”
- From the movie: I Am Sam
“Objection! Motion to strike that from the record. It's clear that one's intellectual capacity has no bearing on their ability to love.”
- From the movie: Nutty Professor II: The Klumps
“That doesn't matter to me. What matters to me is that you're kind and decent. You are the most brilliant man I've ever known.”
- From the movie: Waking Ned Devine
“You're a country boy, Jackie. Do you think you can think you can outsmart the man from the city?”
- From the movie: Harold and Kumar Go to White Castle
“- Kumar Patel: I'm gonna be honest with you. The only reason I'm applying is so my dad will keep paying for my apartment. I really don't have a desire to go to med school.
- Dr. Willoughby: But you have perfect MCAT scores!
- Kumar Patel: Yeah, just cause you're hung like a moose doesn't mean you gotta do porn.” - From the movie: Michael Collins
- From the movie: Modern Vampires
- From the movie: George of the Jungle
“- Thor: There's five stinking apes out there. Which one are we taking to Vegas?
- Max: The one who's playing chess!” - From the movie: Idiocracy
“- Rita: You think Einstein walked around thinkin' everyone was a bunch of dumb shits?
- Joe Bowers: Yeah. Hadn't thought of that.
- Rita: Now you know why he built that bomb.” - From the animation: Pinocchio
“I'd rather be smart than be an actor.”
- From the movie: Wild at Heart
“The way your head works is God's own private mystery.”
- From the movie: Rocky III
- From the movie: Clay Pigeons
- From the movie: Where the Boys Are
“- Sandra Roxbury: Hey! You know, that guy's kinda cute. He's got gorgeous eyes and a nice smile. Pretty intelligent too!
- Jennie Cooper: Yeah! And how about those buns?” - From the movie: Iron Will
“I may be young, but I'm not dumb.”
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