Intelligence quotes

“I may be synthetic, but I'm not stupid.”

Lance Henriksen - Bishop

“Still using all the muscles except the one that matters?”

Hugo Weaving - Agent Smith

“- Gordie: Maybe you could come into the college courses with me.
- Chris: Yeah right, that'll be the day.
- Gordie: Why not? You're smart enough.
- Chris: They won't let me.
- Gordie: What do you mean?
- Chris: It's what everyone thinks of my family in this town. It's what they think of me. I'm just one of those low-life Chambers kids.”
Wil Wheaton - Gordie Lachance
River Phoenix - Chris Chambers

“- Tom Reagan: All in all not a bad guy - if looks, brains and personality don't count.
- Verna: You better hope they don't.”
Gabriel Byrne - Tom Reagan
Marcia Gay Harden - Verna

“- Denny: Ray really is a genius, Frenchy.
- Frenchy: Compared to you, this chair is a genius, Denny.”
Michael Rapaport - Denny
Tracey Ullman - Frenchy

“- Dagwood Bumstead: Sometimes I think that horse understands everything I say.
- Blondie Bumstead: Then he's smarter than I am.”
Arthur Lake - Dagwood Bumstead
Penny Singleton - Blondie Bumstead

“Success is a menace. It fools smart people into thinking they can't lose.”
Anthony Michael Hall - Bill Gates

“- Sybylla Melvyn: I think ugly girls should be strangled at birth by their parents. It's bad enough being born a girl... but being born ugly and clever...
- Aunt Gussie: Clever, are you?
- Sybylla Melvyn: I hope so. I'm done for if I'm not! There has to be something I'm good at.”
Judy Davis - Sybylla Melvyn
Patricia Kennedy - Aunt Gussie

“- Al Burnett: Not everyone at NASA is a hotshot college genius. The guy I most admire is from a one-horse town in Ohio.
- Ross 'Mitch' Mitchell: And what does he do?
- Al Burnett: Tomorrow he's gonna walk on the moon.”
Patrick Warburton - Al Burnett
Kevin Harrington - Ross 'Mitch' Mitchell

“She's a clever little girl and she's always a hop, skip, and a jump ahead.”

Kirk Douglas - Jeff Bailey

“- President Camacho: Now I understand everyone's shit's emotional right now. But I've got a 3 point plan that's going to fix everything.
- Congressman: Break it down, Camacho!
- President Camacho: Number 1: We've got this guy Not Sure. Number 2: He's got a higher IQ than any man alive. And number 3: He's going to fix everything.”
Terry Crews - President Camacho
Christopher M. Campos - Congressman

“To have a brain, it's not a sin. To have a brain and not use it, that is a sin.”
Armin Mueller-Stahl - Doc

“- Ray: What would you say if I told you that you were married to a very brilliant man?
- Frenchy: I'd say I'd have to be a bigamist.”
Woody Allen - Ray
Tracey Ullman - Frenchy

“- Brenda Baker: Don't be a smartass.
- Mike Baker: Ok, I'll be a dumbass.”
Carlin Glynn - Brenda Baker
Justin Henry - Mike Baker

“What we lack in brains, we make up for with good intentions.”
Dwier Brown - Sirk, Raff's Son

“For a smart lady in a man's world, I'm not doing so bad.”
Jane Seymour Fonda - Hannah Warren

“Not by stamping their little feet but by allowing the men to believe that they, indeed, are in charge. That is the art of being a woman.”
Kristin A. Scott Thomas - Lady Elizabeth Boleyn

“Spare him, my lord Rayden. American life has enfeebled his mind. Too much television.”
Lloyd Kino - Grandfather

“- Deanna Cartwright: Anyway, I have a much higher IQ than she does.
- Alicia Browning: You're IQ doesn't mean a goddamn thing in the world.”
Erika Christensen - Deanna Cartwright
Busy Philipps - Alicia Browning

“- Margo: Stick to your rapping Ice Shtick and leave the smart remarks to those with IQs over 40.
- Dickie: It's not rap, it's mantras.
- Margo: I was chanting mantras before you were born.
- Dickie: You were chanting mantras before Buddha was born.”
Ruby Dee - Margo
Kyle Howard - Dickie

“- Somerset: This guy's methodical, exacting, and worst of all, patient.
- Mills: He's a nut-bag! Just because the fucker's got a library card doesn't make him Yoda!”
Morgan Freeman - Somerset
Brad Pitt - Mills

“Keep Patty away from Larry - suck the intelligence right out of her.”
Steve Martin - Gil

“You're so smart you're going to land in jail some day.”
Jean Harlow - Kitty Packard

“She may be the smartest animal on the planet, but she's still just an animal.”

Saffron Burrows - Dr. Susan McAlester

“- Daphne Blake: Those zombies are just the poor souls you drained! They were just trying to warn us so that we wouldn't suffer the same fate they did!
- Simone Lenoir: Pretty smart for a television reporter.”
Mary Kay Bergman - Daphne Blake
Adrienne Barbeau - Simone Lenoir