Internet quotes
72 internet quotes, film quotes, movie lines, taglines- From the movie: Ralph Breaks the Internet
- Vanellope: We are going to the internet!
- Ralph: Super exciting! Just one minor thing: what is an "internet"? - From the movie: The Mule
“Internet! Who needs it?”
“I don't even know what memes are, I'm, like, an old person, so I don't really know what a meme is.”
“I don't understand technology. I don't even Tweet. I have someone in the US who does that for me; nothing personal, just work stuff.”
- From the movie: Halloween
“- Julian: I hear you telling your friends to come over here and you're gonna smoke some weed.
- Vicky: No, no.
- Julian: That alakazam?
- Vicky: Julian, I'm talking about like, a... you know, like a magic trick. Abracadabra!
- Julian: I know you're talking about smoking weed. Don't lie to me. That's against the rules, I'm telling my mom.
-...” (continue)(continue reading) “There's a lot of noise in the world, and the Internet magnifies that energy.”
- From the movie: Santa Clause 2
“- Carol: Someone tracked down and bought all those wonderful antique toys.
- Scott Calvin: Probably someone that knows his way around eBay.” - From the movie: Jem and the Holograms
“You're internet famous. That's like the second best thing to being actually famous.”
- From the movie: The Donor Conspiracy
“- Curt: You want a heart?
- Gavin: But we don't know how to extract a heart!
- Hector: Google it!” - From the movie: My Big Fat Greek Wedding 2
“- Gus: What's that thing called where they search for the uh... uh... DNA.
- Toula: A crime scene.
- Gus: No, no, where their families come from.
- Toula: Oh... the... find your ancestry site.” - From the movie: Napoleon Dynamite
“Why do you love me? Why do you need me? Always and forever... We met in a chatroom, now our love can fully bloom... Sure the world wide web is great, but you, you make my salivate... I love technology, but not as much as you, you see... But I still love technology... Always and forever. Our love is like a flock of doves, flying up to heaven...” (continue)(continue reading)
“No one leaves the house anymore. No one has sex. The Net is ultimate condom.”
- From the movie: Homefront
“- Phil Broker: Come on, look around: beautiful house, horse trails, river in the back yard. Seriously, what else could we ask for?
- Maddy Broker: WiFi.” - From the movie: Date Movie
“- Grant Funkyerdoder: If you still love me the way I love you, meet me where Meg Ryan met Tom Hanks.
- Julia Jones: On the internet?” - From the movie: Cursed
“Why can't you just download porn like most normal teenagers?”
- From the movie: Green Room
“- Punk Rocker: Okay, I'm with The Ain't Rights from Washington, DC. You guys are hard to find. Why no social media presence?
- Pat: Music is shared live. It's time and aggression. You gotta be there.” - From the movie: Keeping the Faith
- Rachel Rose: You write all your own sermons, right?
- Rabbi Jacob "Jake" Schram: Actually I download them off the net, there's this great site, www.hotgod.com. - From the movie: Every Day
“- Ned: You're not talking to people you don't know, are you?
- Jonah: Uhh, you mean potential pedophiles?
- Ned: Mm-hm.
- Jonah: Just ones that live around here.” - From the movie: Mission: Impossible - Rogue Nation
“Join the IMF. See the world, on a monitor, in a closet.”
- From the movie: Transformers
“So I downloaded a couple thousand songs off the internet! Who hasn't?”
- From the movie: The Visit
- La trovi in Reputation and Popularity
“We live in an era now where every episode is reviewed 80 different times on the Internet by periodicals you've never even heard of.”
- From the movie: Machete
“- April: Do you even know how many hits I get on my website?
- Booth: You have a website? She has a website? Did you know about this?
- April: I know all about what the online public wants. And they want me. All of me.
- Booth: That does it. I'm sending you to a convent.” “That's what the internet is: it's like bombarding your eyeballs with these myriad blinking colour lights.”
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