Investigation quotes

“If you're staring at me, it better be because I'm the suspect. If not, get back to work or I swear you're all demoted to something that involves touching shit with your hands!”

Billy Bob Thornton - Agent Thomas Morgan

“- Sherlock Holmes: Did you discover anything, Watson?
- Dr. Watson: Yes. He's a very suspicious character. He tried to put me off the scent.
- Sherlock Holmes: From the little I heard, he seemed reasonably successful.”
Basil Rathbone - Sherlock Holmes
Nigel Bruce - Dr. Watson

“- Danny Witwer: I worked homicide before federal. This is what we call an orgy of evidence. You know how many orgies I had as a homicidecop?
- Fletcher: How many?
- Danny Witwer: None.”
Colin Farrell - Danny Witwer
Neal McDonough - Fletcher

“What does the FBI even stand for? Forever Bothering Individuals?”
Judy Greer - Maggie

“DNA is like God – it’s everywhere.”
Tamara Tunie - Dr. Melinda Warner

“People in supervising positions in investigation are supposed to give too much of their opinion, and if they are wrong, all it would take is an apology.”
Noriko Hidaka - Near

“One man’s trash is a forensic scientist’s treasure.”
Aimee Garcia - Ella Lopez

“I can’t go downstairs, Detective. Between my sunglasses, scarf and gloves, I’ll look like Stevie Wonder on a snow day.”
Tom Ellis - Lucifer Morningstar

“Dale Cooper-I'll talk to her. Maybe she'll confess. Turn herself in.
Albert Rosenfield-Maybe she'll grow wings and join the circus.”
Kyle MacLachlan - Dale Cooper
Miguel Ferrer - Albert Rosenfield

“Rosa Diaz-Come on, Peralta! Holt said to use the whole team. We all want this solved.
Jake Peralta-I appreciate the offer, but I work best alone. Except when it comes to sex. Actually, sometimes including sex.”
Andy Samberg - Jake Peralta
Stephanie Beatriz - Rosa Diaz

“- Ticket Seller: Something wrong with your eyes?
- Roger Thornhill: Yes, they're sensitive to questions.”

Ned Glass - Ticket Seller
Cary Grant - Roger Thornhill

“Criminals are as unpredictable as head colds. You never know when you're going to catch one.”
Robert Stephens - Sherlock Holmes

“The basis of our job is intelligence. The method interrogation. Conducted in such a way as to ensure we always get an answer. In our situation, humane consideration can only lead to despair and confusion. I'm sure all units will understand and act accordingly. Unfortunately, success doesn't depend only on us.”
Jean Martin - Col. Mathieu

“If you want your picture on the paper, you'll have to go out and kill somebody first.”

Richard Conte - Casey Mayo

“We're here to investigate a patient that killed three innocentteenagers on Halloween, 1978. He was shot by his own psychiatrist and taken into custody that night, and has spent the last forty years in captivity.”

Jefferson Hall - Aaron Korey

“You know what I'm gonna do? I'm going to catch me the cowboy that's never been caught. Cowboy desperado.”
Bruce Dern - The Detective

“You seem to be taking it pretty good. I've seen 'em come in here, weep and wail like Baptists at a funeral. Like they hired me to prove their husbands weren't fooling around.”

Cedric the Entertainer - Gus Petch

“Gather up all these leaves for trace evidence. Shoot and gut every animal in the park. Their stomachs might include something that could be a clue. Donate the meat to charity. The hides can be turned into warm socks for the poor. Grind up the bones for dog food. I want nothing wasted.”
Richard Crenna - Lieutenant Fergus Falls

“Are we making chemical weapons? Kiddie porn? Are we strip-mining? No! Why are they after me?”
Tim Robbins - Gary Winston

- John Watson: Amazing, Holmes. Simply amazing. Of course, you did forget one very important clue.
- Sherlock Holmes: Please enlighten me.
- John Watson: "Rathe" is "Ehtar" spelled backwards.
- Sherlock Holmes: Very clever, Watson. I'm certain I would have arrived at that conclusion sooner or later.
Alan Cox - Dr. Watson
Nicholas Rowe - Sherlock Holmes

“You know what I do for a living? I get paid to notice stuff. I get paid to know who's lying.”
Harrison Ford - Dutch Van Den Broeck

“Three cops for a councilman's son, but no one for this dead girl.”
Barbara Gehring - Lt. 'Hawk' Hawkins

“- Jack Osborne: There's a sliver of food on your upper lip.
- Arkady Renko: I'm just a plodding investigator, no style. Completely out of my depth. Oh, yes. Three bodies, three people, shot down and mutilated in Gorky Park, and me, I have food on my lip.
- Jack Osborne: Not even caviar at that. I somehow feel that the executioner, whoever he may...” (continue)(continue reading)
Lee Marvin - Jack Osborne
William Hurt - Arkady Renko

“- Gerry Boyle: There were gay lads in the IRA?
- Colum Hennessey: Mmm... one or two. It was the only way we could successfully infiltrate the MI5.”
Brendan Gleeson - Gerry Boyle
Pat Shortt - Colum Hennessey

“- Mayor Johnson: Well, Mr. Holmes. Any theories?
- Sherlock Holmes: Obviously, the victim had been caught in a storm too far from shore to swim for it.
- Mayor Johnson: Yes, and with that heavy suitcase attached to his wrist, and the lake being so deep.
- Sherlock Holmes: Quite. Pulled the poor wretch to the bottom, struggling futilely, flailing...” (continue)(continue reading)
Harold Innocent - Mayor Johnson
Sir Michael Caine - Sherlock Holmes