Jealousy quotes

“How could she? Squeezing her coconuts for all the world to see!”

Murilo Benício - Toninho Oliveira

“- Brian Sousa: You know, I can hear you analyzing me in your head. You might as well do it out loud.
- Beth Raymond: Ok, I think that you're still messed up over Leann. You think that if you flirt with Taylor maybe Leann'll get jealous and come back to you.
- Brian Sousa: Go back to analyzing me in your head. I think I like that better.”
Johnny Lewis - Brian Sousa
Shannyn Sossamon - Beth Raymond

“- Cappie: I'm just being nice to her.
- Alise: Stop being nice to her! I don't want you talking to her anymore, I don't want to turn around and see you walking with her and smiling at her. I don't want her in this car on Friday night. We're not giving her any ride to any goddamn dance, she can put her fat ass on the back of Lucas's bike where it...” (continue)(continue reading)

Charlie Sheen - Cappie
Courtney Thorne-Smith - Alise

“One more look at him with those bedroom-eyes and I'll break your leg!”

Aline MacMahon - Trixie Lorraine

“I can't imagine another man touching her hair, her hips, her panties. Oh God, her panties!”

Tchéky Karyo - Anton

“Before he came, I never even looked at another man. But you wouldn't believe me! So you created one, and you sent him right into my arms.”

Jean Arthur - Irene Vail

“- Joe Gideon: God damn it, how dare you use my phone! My phone! To call someone who is not gay!
- Kate Jagger: I see! You can go out with any girl. Any girl...
- Joe Gideon: That's right! I go out with any girl... I stay in with you.”

Roy Scheider - Joe Gideon
Ann Reinking - Kate Jagger

“- Cry-Baby: Allison, I'm sorry to get you locked up! But tonight, well, you were the coolest date I ever had!
- Allison Vernon-Williams: But Cry-Baby, who was that girl? Why didn't you tell me you already had a lady friend?
- Cry-Baby: That Lenora ain't nothing to me! I swear on my daddy's grave! I'm burning inside to touch you, baby!”
Johnny Depp - Cry-Baby
Amy Locane - Allison Vernon-Williams

“I was jealous. I was sore because he could offer you the kind of life I can't give you.”

Cary Grant - Walter Burns

“You know, I'd be jealous about you staying at Allie's place, except I always thought he was kind of a closet queer.”
Bill Murray - Steve Zissou

“I'm sorry that people are so jealous of me... but I can't help it that I'm popular.”
Lacey Chabert - Gretchen Wieners

“Sometimes I think... I compare my life to yours. You travel, you go to Italy, you do what you like. You are loved. While I... no ecstasy, no glamour, all the things you have.”

Phoebe Foster - Dolly

“- Dante Hicks: How many dicks have you sucked?
- Veronica Loughran: Let it go!
- Dante Hicks: How many?
- Veronica Loughran: All right, shut up a second and I'll tell you! Jesus! I didn't freak out like this when you told me how many girls you fucked!
- Dante Hicks: This is different, this is important. How many?”
Brian O'Halloran - Dante Hicks
Marilyn Ghigliotti - Veronica

“- Pete Monash: I cannot remember a time before you started telling that story.
- Rosalee Futch: I was asked to provide a detailed explanation of the evening.
- Pete Monash: And you did, Rosie, you really did. I really felt like I was there... sort of against my will.”
Christopher Grace - Pete Monash
Kate Bosworth - Rosalee Futch

“- Merteuil: Valmont, you disappoint me. That's what's keeping you here. Tell me, are you really falling in love?
- Valmont: Does that make you jealous?
- Merteuil: Not really.”
Annette Bening - Merteuil
Colin Firth - Valmont

“- Fairchild Van Waldenberg: Nothing breaks up a team faster than...
- Stranz Van Waldenberg: Herpes! Uh... jealousy.”
Amy Poehler - Fairchild Van Waldenberg
Will Arnett - Stranz Van Waldenberg

“- Dante Hicks: You said you only had sex with three different guys; you never mentioned him!
- Veronica Loughran: Because I never had sex with him.
- Dante Hicks: You sucked his dick!
- Veronica Loughran: We went out a few times. We never had sex but we fooled around.”
Brian O'Halloran - Dante Hicks
Marilyn Ghigliotti - Veronica

“- John Harris, Sr.: Oh by the way, I'm coming to pick up my kids on Saturday.
- Bernadine Harris: Yeah? If I hear you had 'em anywhere near that tramp bitch, you're gonna regret it for the rest of your life!”
Michael Beach - John Harris, Sr.
Angela Bassett - Bernadine Harris

“- Little Bill: My fucking wife has an ass in her cock over in the driveway, alright? I'm sorry if my thoughts aren't with the photography of the film we're shooting tomorrow, Kurt, ok?
- Kurt Longjohn: Ok. No big deal. Sorry.”
William H. Macy - Little Bill
Ricky Jay - Kurt Longjohn

“- Mrs. Phelps Potter - Edith: You're so slim, I could kill you.
- Mrs. Stephen Haines - Mary: You don't have to. The diet I'm on is pure poison.”
Phyllis Povah - Mrs. Phelps Potter - Edith
Norma Shearer - Mrs. Stephen Haines - Mary

“- Sean: What the hell is that? What's going on with your hair?
- PJ: Yeah, check it out, man, my hair. Shondra just did it for me.
- Sean: Yeah, I see that.
- PJ: You hate it?
- Sean: No, I don't hate it. I thought my character was gonna have the cornrows. That's all.
- PJ: Okay, I see what it is. You're just jealous because you didn't think of...” (continue)(continue reading)
Taye Diggs - Sean James
Anthony Anderson - PJ

“- Dr. Dix: You once told me you want to kill her boyfriend, did you mean that?
- Jesse Stone: I was jealous.
- Dr. Dix: That's not much of an answer for a shrink.
- Jesse Stone: Jealousy isn't a good enough reason?
- Dr. Dix: Jealousy's a powerful thing.”
William Devane - Dr. Dix
Tom Selleck - Jesse Stone

“I know it's stupid to be jealous about a dog. It's probably because I have low self-esteem.”
Sara Gilbert - Sylvie Cooper

“- Elise Elliot Atchison: You've always been jealous of me, even in college! Because I was blonde and beautiful, and could have any guy I wanted!
- Brenda Morelli Cushman: Could and did! All the senior class and half the faculty!
- Elise Elliot Atchison: It was the sixties.”
Goldie Hawn - Elise Elliot Atchison
Bette Midler - Brenda Morelli Cushman

“Don't hate me 'cause you ain't me!”
Steven Grayhm - Russ - Party Boy