Jealousy quotes

“This time there is another man. You set a trap to catch me with one and another came instead, to tell me that he loves me, and for me to tell him I love him too. And you did it! You did it all by yourself!”

Jean Arthur - Irene Vail

“- Merryweather: I'd like to turn her into a fat old hop toad.
- Fauna: Now, dear, that isn't a very nice thing to say.
- Flora: Besides, we can't. You know our magic doesn't work that way.
- Fauna: It can only do good, dear, to bring joy and happiness.
- Merryweather: Well, that would make me happy.”
Barbara Luddy - Merryweather
Barbara Jo Allen - Fauna
Verna Felton - Flora

“- Ted the Bellhop: Later, in another room, some crazy fucking maniac sticks a gun in my face and forces me to play out some psychosexual drama with his wife.
- Margaret: He made you have psycho sex with his wife?
- Ted the Bellhop: No, he didn't make me fuck his wife, he thought I'd fucked his wife! He held me at gunpoint with a loaded gun!”
Tim Roth - Ted the Bellhop
Marisa Tomei - Margaret

“- David Stephens: Well, Brian McKinley, if you want to talk to my girlfriend you talk to me first. If you want to dance with her, then you apply in writing three weeks in advance or you're going to end up inside a fucking bin-bag. You didn't apply so you don't dance.
- Juliet Miller: Do you think you could try to be a little more forceful next...” (continue)(continue reading)
Christopher Eccleston - David Stephens
Kerry Fox - Juliet Miller

“- Jake La Motta: Did Salvy fuck Vickie?
- Joey LaMotta: What?
- Jake La Motta: Did Salvy fuck Vickie?
- Joey LaMotta: Jack. Jack, don't start your shit. I mean it, don't start.”

Robert De Niro - Jake La Motta
Joe Pesci - Joey

“I'm gonna slap that sucker silly with a suit for alienation of affection! If it wasn't for me, he wouldn't even know who she was!”

Leo O'Brien - Richie Green

“- Morticia Addams: Children, do you think we love the baby more than we love you?
- Wednesday Addams: Yes.
- Morticia Addams: Do you think that when a new baby arrives, one of the other children has to die?
- Wednesday Addams: Yes.
- Granny: Well, that's just not true. Not anymore.”
Anjelica Huston - Morticia Addams
Christina Ricci - Wednesday Addams
Carol Kane - Granny

“It's amazing the clarity that comes with psychotic jealousy.”
Rupert Everett - George Downes

“- Billy Hankins: Packard's a mistake of nature or a genetic misfire.
- Jake: He's what?
- Billy Hankins: Packard gets crazy jealous if anybody even looks at Keri cross-eyed. You gotta wear dark glasses so he doesn't catch you at it.”
Matthew Barry - Billy Hankins
Charlie Sheen - Jake Kesey

“- Montana Moorehead: You promised me you would get rid of Celeste. We were both naked and you promised! Naked!
- David Barnes: Hey! We were never naked.
- Montana Moorehead: Well, we could've been! Not only did you get rid of Celeste but you created Lori! This ingénue from hell! She has more lines than I do and she's a goddamn mute!!”

Cathy Moriarty - Montana Moorehead
Robert Downey Jr. - David Barnes

“- Figgs: Freddy, I say it's okay to be jealous. You save this girl's life, right? From it, from risking yourself, from saving her sorry ass, you go deaf as a result.
- Sheriff Freddy Heflin: In one ear.
- Figgs: In one ear. Then you have to watch this girl you saved, this beauty queen, marries this cocksucker.”
Ray Liotta - Gary Figgis
Sylvester Stallone - Freddy Heflin

- Alison Bradbury: You didn't sleep with her?
- Walter "Gib" Gibson: Still seeing Jason?
- Alison Bradbury: Broke up.
- Walter "Gib" Gibson: That's too bad.
- Alison Bradbury: You didn't sleep with her.
- Walter "Gib" Gibson: Wasn't my type.
Daphne Zuniga - Alison Bradbury
John Cusack - Walter "Gib" Gibson

“- Sir Mason Harwood: Why do you both bicker so much?
- Margaret Harwood: Because we're both jealous. Richard is jealous of everyone who is better than him, which includes every living creature. I'm jealous because I really care about wine. I love it! Yet I'm treated like a servant while he gets every opportunity that comes along!”

Ian Richardson - Sir Mason Harwood
Penelope Ann Miller - Margaret Harwood

Get this in your lead: "Two lovers brawl in Burns' home". You know, jealousy angle. Primitive stuff. Stone age. Two savages fighting over a gorgeous girl. Mad with desire.

Lee Tracy - Space Hanlon

“Why are you now determined to prove that this Penguin is not what he seems? Must you be the only lonely man-beast in town?”

Michael Gough - Alfred Pennyworth

“Now I know why I haven't heard from you. Your secretary has been intercepting my letters. Obviously she is jealous of our relationship. Her possessiveness worries me. Has it occurred to you that she might have lesbian tendencies? I think you should get rid of her. I will put all of this in a letter and deliver it to you directly. I won't use my...” (continue)(continue reading)

Michael Biehn - Douglas Breen

“- The Penguin: You're just jealous because I'm a genuine freak and you have to wear a mask!
- Batman: You might be right.”
Danny DeVito - Penguin
Michael Keaton - Batman

“- Carol Benson: I am not angry. I am just embarrassed. Is there anyone else down there you used to sleep with?
- Andrew: It was 10 years ago! Christ, 10 years ago, you were married to someone else.
- Carol Benson: That is not the point. I did not try to keep it a secret.
- Andrew: I didn't try and keep it a secret. I just didn't think it was...” (continue)(continue reading)

Rita Rudner - Carol Benson
Sir Kenneth Branagh - Andrew

“I've heard you've been all over the world, that you speak many languages, and that you've known a great many men... I've never been out of Andalucia, I speak only one language, and I've had only one man. Maybe that's why I want so much to keep him.”

Linda Darnell - Carmen Espinosa