Jews quotes

“- Kurt Dussander:The indignities I've suffered with you, I should smash you.
- Todd Bowden: What you've suffered with me is nothing compared to what the Israelis would do to you.”

Sir Ian McKellen - Kurt Dussander
Brad Renfro - Todd Bowden

“- Avram: When those men were shooting at you, I ran to save the Torah.
- Tommy: So? I understand that. You're a man of God. I understand that.
- Avram: I wasn't thinking about God. I didn't do it because of God. I don't know one thing about God. I was thinking about a book. I cared more for a book than I did for my best friend. I don't know if...” (continue)(continue reading)
Gene Wilder - Avram
Harrison Ford - Tommy

It's Hebrew, it's from the Talmud. It says, "Whoever saves one life, saves the world entire".
Ben Kingsley - Itzhak Stern

“I don't want her to know that I like her, I... did you know Christ was a Jew?”
Bill Chott - Thomas

“- Anne Frank: Do you remember how you told me once, how you were ashamed of being Jewish?
- Peter van Pels: The chosen people. Chosen for what? This?
- Anne Frank: We've suffered before and it's only made us stronger. One day people will look up to us.
- Peter van Pels: If there are any of us left.”
Hannah Taylor Gordon - Anne Frank
Nicholas Audsley - Peter van Pels

- Elaine Dickinson: Would you like something to read?
- Hanging Lady: Do you have anything light?
- Elaine Dickinson: How about this leaflet, "Famous Jewish Sports Legends"?
Julie Hagerty - Elaine Dickinson
Ann Nelson - Hanging Lady

“- Wladyslaw Szpilman: It's an official decree, no Jews allowed in the parks.
- Dorota: What, are you joking?
- Wladyslaw Szpilman: No, I'm not. I would suggest we sit down on a bench, but that's also an official decree, no Jews allowed on benches.”
Adrien Brody - Wladyslaw Szpilman

“- Goldstein: Sorry, kids. We ain't goin' nowhere. We're watching The Gift. Supposedly Katie Holmes shows her titties in this movie.
- Harold Lee: Is that all you Jews ever think about? Tits?
- Rosenberg: Katie Holmes is a nice, respectable, wholesome girl... and I'm gonna see her boobs.”
David Krumholtz - Goldstein
John Cho - Harold Lee
Eddie Kaye Thomas - Rosenberg

“It's easy now to say Hitler was wrong about the Jews. Let me tell you something. Nobody said he was wrong at the time.”
Robin Weigert - Hannelore

“One million innocent children were destroyed by them. I want to help bring one million children into the world. Until the day I die, I must help rebuild what the Nazis worked so hard to do.”
Christine Lahti - Gisella Perl

“- Hermann van Pels: The Jew traitors here are worse than the Nazis, saving their own skins.
- Otto Frank: In their place you'd do something different?”
Joachim Król - Hermann van Pels
Ben Kingsley - Otto Frank

“Jews know two things: suffering and where to find great Chinese food.”
Mark Linn-Baker - Benjy Stone

“- Garbitsch: We've had to make a few arrests.
- Hynkel - Dictator of Tomania: A few? How many?
- Garbitsch: Nothing astronomical. Five or ten thousand... a day.”
Henry Daniell - Garbitsch
Sir Charlie Chaplin - Hynkel - Dictator of Tomania

“- Garbitsch: Brunettes are trouble makers. They're worse than the Jews.
- Hynkel - Dictator of Tomania: Then wipe them out.
- Garbitsch: Start small. Not so fast. We get rid of the Jews first, then concentrate on the brunettes.”
Henry Daniell - Garbitsch
Sir Charlie Chaplin - Hynkel - Dictator of Tomania

“- Danny Muldoon: You called dad's bosses filthy Jew shylocks!
- Rose Muldoon: They never gave him a raise. Not in 12 years. Not one Christmas bonus.
- Danny Muldoon: Ma, the vice president of Florsheim and his wife were Jewish!
- Rose Muldoon: How was I supposed to know? They didn't look Jewish. I wasn't talking about them. They took it personal.”
John Candy - Danny Muldoon
Maureen O'Hara - Rose Muldoon

“We hoped you enjoyed our entertainment ladies and gentlemen, that's all we have for you tonight... oh... one thing I almost forgot, someone asked me a request. Would I sing the Polish national anthem... anyone know it? You know it? Well, no matter. It'll be obsolete by Christmas anyway, like the Jews.”

Tony Randall - Putzi

“- Lenny Weinrib: You didn't see Schindler's List?
- Kevin: No, no... that was the one with the Jews and the, um... who were the bad guys?
- Lenny Weinrib: The Nazis. The blond guys were the Nazis.
- Kevin: They were tough motherfuckers.”
Woody Allen - Lenny
Michael Rapaport - Kevin

- Anna Von Hagen: It was a real problem for me, making a career in Hollywood.
- Charlie Maguire: Why?
- Anna Von Hagen: Jews. They controlled all the studios, you know - they even tried to keep me out of Broadway. The public wanted me, you see... and then "they" started the war.
Jean Marsh - Anna Von Hagen
Miranda Richardson - Charlie Maguire

“We don't even have money in our budget for coffee filters. We're using a yarmulke!”
Ellen Lee DeGeneres - Cynthia

“You know why Jewish girls don't get AIDS? They only marry assholes, they don't screw 'em!”
Bob Eubanks - Himself

You know there were actually groups in Germany called "Jews for Hitler"? They were deluded, they thought he'd be good for the country.
Woody Allen - David Dobel

I have the real feeling I "evacuated" 30,000 Jews already, by shooting them, at Riga. Is what I did "evacuation"? When they fell, were they "evacuated"?
Barnaby Kay - Rudolf Lange

“- Nathan Rothschild: I lost the bid on a technicality.
- Hannah Rothschild: A technicality?
- Nathan Rothschild: Because I'm a Jew.”
George Arliss - Nathan Rothschild
Florence Arliss - Hannah Rothschild

“I hear this place is restricted, Wang, so don't tell 'em you're Jewish, okay?”

Rodney Dangerfield - Al Czervik

“- Henryk: I won't wear it.
- Regina: I won't wear it. I'm not going to be branded.”

Ed Stoppard - Henryk
Julia Rayner - Regina