Job quotes

“Dublin people think they are the center of the world and the center of Ireland. And they don't realize that people have to leave Ireland to get work.”
Martin McDonagh

“In between films I have very long periods in which I am completely clueless about what I want to do next. I have no idea whatsoever where to start.”
Cristian Mungiu

“I don't make my living writing; I make my living as a producer and as a director.”
Grant Heslov

“If I can make a living as a writer, I can do anything.”
Richard LaGravenese

“Editing is kind of a solitary job.”
Joe Dante

“My hands are already full writing and directing, because that's a full time job. Actually, that's why I don't produce as well, as there's already enough producers.”
David Twohy

“- Nino: Fuck you eating chink food in my fucking restaurant?
- Bernie Rose: What's a Jew doing running a pizzeria?”
Ronald Francis Perlman - Nino
Albert Brooks - Bernie Rose

“- Jordan Belfort: Mr. Hanna, you're able to do drugs during the day and then still function, still do your job?
- Mark Hanna: How the fuck else are you supposed to do this job? Cocaine and hookers, my friend.”
Leonardo DiCaprio - Jordan Belfort
Matthew McConaughey - Mark Hanna

“I work for money. It's the American way.”
Don Siegel

“- Captain Briggs: Is it your job to harass and incite an old man into a heart attack?
- Harry Callahan: My job is to investigate homicide. That old man happens to be one of the biggest crime lords on the west coast. How the hell was I supposed to know he was gonna vapor-lock?”
Bradford Dillman - Captain Briggs
Clint Eastwood - Harry Callahan

“- Gru: I have accepted a new job.
- Margo: Whoa. Really?
- Gru: Yes, I have been recruited by a top secret agency to go undercover and save the world.”
Steve Carrell - Gru
Miranda Cosgrove - Margo

“- Al: What about sex?
- Paula: Al, I never have sex with a client. Besides, I need to keep Tripp motivated, and let's face it, after men have sex...”
Terry Paxton Bradshaw - Al
Sarah Jessica Parker - Paula

“Here's to the profound religious experience that comes from doing a job well and being grossly underpaid.”
Kevin Spacey - Larry Mann

“Why, I ask myself, why have I put up with you? I can't imagine, but now I know. Fear. Yellow freakin' fear. I've been too chicken shit afraid to live my life so I sold it to you for three hundred freakin' dollars a week!”

Tom Hanks - Joe

“Never send a monkey to do a man's job.”
Mark Wahlberg - Captain Leo Davidson

“My father was a world-famous art historian, and my brother was ahead of me in everything. I was always the disappointment.”
Eddie Redmayne - Colin Clark

“- Lieutenant Thaddeus Harris: What the hell are you doing here?
- Cadet Laverne Hooks: I wanna be a police officer.
- Lieutenant Thaddeus Harris: What? I can't hear you-u?
- Cadet Laverne Hooks: [whispering] I wanna be a police officer.
- Lieutenant Thaddeus Harris: Don't unpack.”
G.W. Bailey - Captain Harris
Marion Ramsey - Laverne Hooks

“If you give me a job, I'll always see it through.”
Robert De Niro - Fred Blake

- Sam "Ace" Rothstein: From now on, I want you to put an equal amount of blueberries in each muffin... an equal amount of blueberries in each muffin.
- Baker: Do you know how long that's going to take?
- Sam "Ace" Rothstein: I don't care how long it takes. Put an equal amount in each muffin.

Robert De Niro - Sam "Ace" Rothstein
Jack Orend - Baker

“- Jeff Dunham: At Wal-Mart, what would be your opening line?
- Walter: Oh. [clears his throat] Welcome to Wal-Mart, get your shit and get out!”
Jeff Dunham - Jeff Dunham
Jeff Dunham - Walter

“When the war came it changed everybody's lives. I left my cosy job in an office and volunteered for the Women's Land Army. We all had to pull together to help win the war. We had to grow more food or starve. I chose the Lawrence farm to be near my fiancé Philip who was an officer in the Navy.”
Catherine McCormack - Stella

“- Boolie Werthan: What I need is for somebody to drive my mother around.
- Hoke Colburn: Well, if you don't mind my asking, sir, how come she's not hiring for herself?”
Dan Aykroyd - Boolie Werthan
Morgan Freeman - Hoke Colburn

“I love my job. I don't even get paid to be here. In fact, I would pay to be here. So if these people don't like it here, they can just get the fuck out.”
Trent Haaga - Jerry

“- Detective Fronteiri: You filmed him dying.
- Lou Bloom: That's my job, that's what I do, I'd like to think if you're seeing me you're having the worst day of your life.”
Michael Hyatt - Detective Fronteiri
Jake Gyllenhaal - Lou Bloom

“It becomes kinda hard to love your job... when no one else seems to like you for doing it.”
John C. Reilly - Ralph