Job quotes

“- Jordan Belfort: [to the waiter] Oh, I'm good with water for now.
- Mark Hanna: It's his first day on Wall Street. Give him time.”
Leonardo DiCaprio - Jordan Belfort
Matthew McConaughey - Mark Hanna

“You take on a job, you finish it. Any man who can't be depended on steady, ain't worth the trouble of having around.”
Gene Hackman - Nicholas Earp

“- Clive Rooney: You've had a huge success with this romance novel of yours. What'd you do? Pulling over at truck stops, jotting it down on paper napkins?
- Jack Willis: Yeah, pretty much, I was, actually.”
Adam Ray - Clive Rooney
Hugh Jackman - Jack Willis

“My dad's a gynecologist. He looks at vaginas all day long.”
Miko Hughes - Joseph

“- Manny: You are going to need a co-pilot.
- Sam Sparks: You are a pilot, too?
- Manny: Yes. I am also a particle physicist.
- Sam Sparks: Really?
- Manny: No, that was a joke. I am also a comedian.”
Benjamin Bratt - Manny
Anna Faris - Sam Sparks

“I don't pretend to be an ordinary housewife.”
Liz Taylor

“- Turtle: I like to think I did more than drive.
- Drama: Yeah. He drove, he parked, he waited.”
Jerry Ferrara - Turtle
Kevin Dillon - Johnny Drama

“- Helen Drood: She's a model, right?
- C.C Drood: No. She's a secretary.”

Mary Elizabeth Mastrantonio - Helen Drood
Tom Hulce - C.C. Drood

“- Dr. Hackenbush: At the age of fifteen I got a job in a drugstore filling prescriptions.
- Whitmore: Don't you have to be twenty-one to fill prescriptions?
- Dr. Hackenbush: That's for grown-ups. I just fill them for children.”
Groucho Marx - Dr. Hackenbush
Leonard Ceeley - Whitmore

“I know I pissed off a lot of people over the years, many of whom are in this room right now. But I think that's what good investigative reporting does. It ruffles feathers.”

Jeremy Renner - Gary Webb

“Do you know what kind of people like pain? Let's see, there's doctors and lawyers. I even have a judge for a client. But you know, it's not the pain that gets them off. It's the feeling of someone else being in control.”
Jaime Pressly - Violet

“- Solomon Lane: [Ethan's phone rings twice] I have a job for you, Ethan, and for the sake of your friend you will do it.
- Ethan Hunt: I'm listening.
- Solomon Lane: Your mission, should you choose to accept it, is to bring me the unlocked disk by midnight tonight.”
Sean Harris - Lane
Tom Cruise - Ethan Hunt

“- Josh: What's this?
- Scotty Brennen: Pay day.
- Josh: [opens up the envelope and looks at his check] A hundred and eighty seven dollars?
- Scotty Brennen: Yeah. They really screw you, don't they?”
Tom Hanks - Josh
Jon Lovitz - Scotty Brennen

“- Gareth Mallory: M, you've had a great run. You should leave with dignity.
- M: Go to hell with dignity. I'll leave when the job's done.”
Ralph Fiennes - Gareth Mallory
Dame Judi Dench - M

“- Emily: These are White House passes.
- Cale: Your dad here has a job interview with the Secret Service.”
Joey King - Emily
Channing Tatum - Cale

“- Pierre Peders: Do you want to be taken seriously as an actress? Is that why you had your breasts reduced?
- Katya: You miss my tits, is that it?
- Pierre Peders: Well, don't you?
- Katya: They weren't even mine to begin with.”
Steve Buscemi - Pierre Peders
Sienna Miller - Katya

“The job I'm talking about takes brains and integrity. It takes more guts than there is in 50 salesmen. It's the hardest job in the business.”

Edward G. Robinson - Barton Keyes

“- Holly: Gerry, I don't want to go back to work. What should I do?
- Gerry: Quit. Stay here with me.
- Holly: I don't have a plan, Gerry.
- Gerry: That's okay, luv. Your plans never work out, anyway.”
Hilary Swank - Holly
Gerard Butler - Gerry

“- Jimmy Tudeski: You're a dentist?
- Oz Oseransky: Afraid so.
- Jimmy Tudeski: You suicidal?
- Oz Oseransky: Why would you say that?
- Jimmy Tudeski: Well, I read that dentists are prone to suicide.
- Oz Oseransky: Look, Jimmy, I may hate my life, but I certainly don't want to die.”
Bruce Willis - Jimmy Tudeski
Matthew Perry - Oz Oseransky

“Mr Krabs! Oh no, this is terrible! Who's going to sign my paycheck?”
Rodger Bumpass - Squidward

“I've jumped from a high-rise building using only a raincoat as a parachute and broke both legs upon landing; I still had to pretend I was in a fucking Cirque du Soleil show!”
Jason Statham - Rick Ford

- Martin Q. Blank: If I just look suspicious on your customers' property, under those, you know, "heightened circumstances", you have the authority to shoot me?
- Terry Rostand: Correct.
- Martin Q. Blank: Wow, all right. How'd you get the gig?
- Terry Rostand: Oh, well, they were hiring. And it was only a two-week course.
John Cusack - Martin Q. Blank
Steve Pink - Terry Rostand

“Out here it is all about our hustle, and that's it.”
Mya Taylor - Alexandra

“- Roy Parmenter: How'd a pretty girl like you get mixed up in guidance counseling?
- Verna McLaughlin: How'd a nice guy like you get mixed up in the FBl?
- Roy Parmenter: You ever guided any students towards the Bureau, Verna?
- Verna McLaughlin: l hope not.
- Roy Parmenter: How about me guiding you towards dinner?”
Sir Sidney Poitier - Roy Parmenter
Loretta Devine - Verna McLaughlin

“- Kate Macy: What is our mission?
- Matt: To dramatically over react.”
Emily Blunt - Kate Macer
Josh Brolin - Matt Graver