Job quotes

“- Bank Secretary: So, people hire you to break into their places... to make sure no one can break into their places?
- Bishop: It's a living.
- Bank Secretary: Not a very good one.”
Hanyee - Bank Secretary
Robert Redford - Bishop

“- Caroline Lane: You are so good. Thank God! You should be a personal assistant.
- Rachel Hoffberg: She's a maid.
- Caroline Lane: So are they, with better titles.”

Natasha Richardson - Caroline Lane
Amy Sedaris - Rachel Hoffberg

“- Maria: Your job is making you boring and mean.
- Matthew: My job is making me a respectable member of society.”
Adrienne Shelly - Maria Coughlin
Martin Donovan - Matthew Slaughter

“- Ryan Bingham: Natalie, what is it you think we do here?
- Natalie Keener: We prepare the newly unemployed for the emotional and physical hurdles of job hunting, while minimizing legal blow-back.
- Ryan Bingham: That's what we're selling. It's not what we're doing. We are here to make limbo tolerable, to ferry wounded souls across the river of...” (continue)(continue reading)
George Clooney - Ryan Bingham
Anna Kendrick - Natalie Keener

“- Steve Wozniak: We can't afford to pay three people right now.
- Steve Jobs: We can't afford to pay ourselves unless we deliver.”
Josh Gad - Steve Wozniak
Ashton Kutcher - Steve Jobs

“I'm a thirty-year-old waiter/gigolo. Where's the future in that?”
Owen Wilson - Roy O'Bannon

“- George Banks: Ellen?
- Ellen: Yes sir?
- George Banks: Tell the other applicants they may go, the position has been filled.
- Ellen: The others, sir?
- George Banks: Yes, the others! How many nannies does she think we need in this house?
- Ellen: [to Andrew] The position has been filled.”

David Tomlinson - Mr. Banks
Hermione Baddeley - The Domestic

“You keep up this level of work, and I'll make sure your name is on my movie ... to take the blame.”
Christian Berkel - Otto Preminger

“It's not always the most popular person who gets the job done.”
Michael Douglas - Gordon Gekko

“Well, it was that or the priesthood.”

Daniel Craig - James Bond

“- Happy Hogan: You know, I got a real job. What do you want? I'm working. I've got something going on, here.
- Tony Stark: What, harassing interns?
- Happy Hogan: Let me tell you something. Do you know what happened when I told everyone I was Iron Man's bodyguard? They would laugh in my face. I had to leave while I still had a shred of dignity....” (continue)(continue reading)
Jon Favreau - Happy Hogan
Robert Downey Jr. - Tony Stark

“- Edith: You're gonna be a spy?
- Gru: That's right, baby. Gru's back in the game with gadgets and weapons and cool cars. The whole deal.”
Dana Gaier - Edith
Steve Carrell - Gru

“I'm not in the yellow pages. If you got trouble with someone, you might ask around for me. I'm Jackson Healy.”

Russell Crowe - Jackson Healy

“I'm one of those fortunate people who like my job, sir. Got my first chemistry set when I was seven, blew my eyebrows off, we never saw the cat again, been into it ever since.”

Nicolas Cage - Stanley Goodspeed

“I've had missions go wrong, and seen good people go down, all because someone didn't tell them what they were walking into. I moved on because that's the job, and that's what we do.”
Tim Roth - Emil Blonsky

“Work's been kinda slow since cartoons went to color. But I've still got it. Boo boo be do, boo.”
Mae Questel - Betty Boop

“- Natalie: I thought it was poor form to bring your work home with you.
- Mitch: Well, you're a presentable piece of work.”
Lyndsy Fonseca - Natalie
Michael Doneger - Mitch

“- Private Detective Loren Visser: I know a place you can get that framed.
- Julian Marty: What did you take these for?
- Private Detective Loren Visser: What do you mean? Just doing my job.
- Julian Marty: You called me, I knew they were there, so what do I need these for?
- Private Detective Loren Visser: Well, I don't know... call it a fringe...” (continue)(continue reading)

M. Emmet Walsh - Private Detective Loren Visser
Dan Hedaya - Julian Marty

I've got an idea for one of your commercials. You see... a carpenter, making a beautiful chair. And then one of your robots comes in and makes a better chair twice as fast. And then you superimpose on the screen, "USR: Shittin' on the Little Guy". That would be the fade-out.

Will Smith - Del Spooner

Survival rule number three, kid: you're not here to love anyone. You're here to promote a movie. That's it. Period. Say you're here and you get word that your mother died. You know, like, hit by a bus or something. You go downstairs, you shed a tear, and you say, "It's a shame. She would have loved this movie".
Billy Crystal - Lee Phillips

“- Michael: Maybe he's not that smart. Maybe he's like a worker bee who only knows how to push buttons or something.
- Elliott: He is too smart.
- Michael: Okay, I just hope we don't wake up on Mars or something surrounded by millions of little squashy guys.”

Robert MacNaughton - Michael
Henry Thomas - Elliott

“- Joan: I'm a neurosurgeon, you?
- Bernie: I'm a prizefighter. Do you know much about boxing?
- Joan: No.
- Bernie: I'm the heavyweight champion of the world.”
Elizabeth Perkins - Joan
Jim Belushi - Bernie

“We're known each other a long time. On one hand I'm your friend, on the other I'm your boss. Now as your friend, you don't follow orders. You're unmanageable. Hell, you don't even obey the law, and you don't think before you act. And now as your boss, you're fired.”

Bruce McGill - Frank Daniels

“- Sybylla Melvyn: You just want to get rid of me!
- Mother: I must do what I feel is right! Oh, I pray to God for guidance.
- Sybylla Melvyn: This is what he told you to do? God be damned!”

Judy Davis - Sybylla Melvyn
Julia Blake - Mother

“- Bel: It's like destiny that we were meant to meet. Do you believe in destiny, Evan?
- Evan Webber: I'm an architect, so obviously I believe in things happening by your own design.”
Ana de Armas - Bell
Keanu Reeves - Evan