Killing quotes

“- Kyle Fisher: I'm calling the police.
- Robert Boyd: So help me God, you touch that fuckin' phone, I'll bury you with them!”

Jon Favreau - Kyle Fisher
Christian Slater - Robert Boyd

“- Charlie: People who get the calls are good. Not flashy, good. They get in, they get out, nobody knows a goddamn thing. You understand? Boom, boom, boom. Three in the head, you know they're dead.
- Wesley: You know, that's kind of catchy.
- Charlie: Yeah? Well I'll make you a fucking bumper sticker.”
Morgan Freeman - Charlie
Chris Rock - Wesley

“I'm telling you this like a friend because if you screw this up - I would hate to... I would really hate to have to kill you. I would hate it more than mayonnaise. You know how much I hate mayonnaise.”

Bruce Willis - Jimmy Tudeski

“- John: It just occured to me today that I've never celebrated Halloween before.
- Molly: And why's that?
- John: Oh, we've got a psychotic serial killer in the family who loves to butcher people on Halloween, and I just thought it in bad taste to celebrate.”
Josh Hartnett - John
Michelle Williams - Molly

“I'll kill each and every one of you to stay alive. You hear me?”
Michael Kelly - CJ

“- Shad: I've never taken a life before, Nell.
- Nell: The Varda says we can take life to save life.”
Richard Thomas - Shad
Lynn Carlin - Nell

“Dave Rutabaugh is an ignorant scoundrel! I disapprove of his very existence. I considered ending it myself on several occasions but self-control got the better of me.”
Dennis Quaid - Doc Holliday

“- Shop Owner: Sir, I can't replace the plant just because you killed it.
- Gerhardt: I did not kill this plant, it was sick or something. I gave it everything. I was talking to it, telling it stories. I drew a sketch of it, and put it on my refrigerator.
- Shop Owner: Did you water it?”
Alan Tudyk - Gerhardt

“- Roman: Someone is trying to ruin my movie. Someone wants to kill my movie.
- Detective Wallace: We'll talk about your movie down at the station. All right, this is the scene where you come with us.”
Scott Foley - Roman Bridger
Josh Pais - Wallace

And there's Bernie, lying on the couch, drinking a beer and chewin'. No, not chewin'. Poppin'. So I said "if you pop that gum one more time...". And he did. So I took the shotgun off the wall and fired two warning shots... into his head.
Susan Misner - Liz

“- Detective Paul Diskant: So we're just gonna go in there and kill them?
- Tom Ludlow: No, I'm going to ask them some questions. Then we're going to kill them.”
Chris Evans - Detective Paul Diskant
Keanu Reeves - Tom Ludlow

“Gun control is for wimps and commies. Listen, let's get one thing straight. Guns don't kill people. I do.”
Ivan Green - Earl Ramsey

“- Sandy McFiddish: I want you to kill every gopher on the course!
- Carl Spackler: Check me if I'm wrong Sandy, but if I kill all the golfers, they're gonna lock me up and throw away the key...
- Sandy McFiddish: Gophers, ya great git! Not golfers! The little brown furry rodents!
- Carl Spackler: We can do that... we don't even have to have a...” (continue)(continue reading)
Thomas A. Carlin - Sandy McFiddish
Bill Murray - Carl Spackler

“Last year, more people were killed by automobile accidents, heart attacks, lung cancer, and natural causes combined than by any one tomato.”

“I've got no problem with blood. What worries me is ink.”
Nick Tate - Commander B

“What's wrong with killing? Everyone's got their reasons.”
Ko Shibasaki - Mitsuko Sôma

“Try not to shoot yourselves. Don't shoot each other. But especially... don't shoot me.”
Michael Biehn - Sheriff Hague

“Enough money to retire on because in this kind of work you don't qualify for social security.”

Walter Matthau - Trabucco

“- George Noon: He's dead!
- James Humphrey: Well no kidding he's dead. His brains are lying in the snow.”

Dian Bachar - George Noon
Matt Stone - James Humphrey

“- Admiral Motti: Lord Vader, your inside references to the Los Angeles real estate market haven't given you the clairvoyance to turn a profit on that condo in Glendale. Nor has it...
- Stewie Griffin as Darth Vader: [begins to choke Admiral Motti] I find your lack of faith disturbing. That property is in a prime location! Twenty minutes to the...” (continue)(continue reading)
Mike Henry - Admiral Motti
Seth MacFarlane - Stewie Griffin as Darth Vader

“- Jezzie Flannigan: Would you kill another partner?
- Alex Cross: You're not my partner.”
Monica Potter - Jezzie Flannigan
Morgan Freeman - Alex Cross

“What you don't know, won't hurt you, it'll kill you.”
Woody Allen - David Dobel

“- John Lee: He's my patron.
- Meg Coburn: Patron?
- John Lee: He made it possible for me to come here.
- Meg Coburn: What does he, sponsor you to play the violin?
- John Lee: ... in exchange for... services.
- Meg Coburn: What a nice way of saying you kill people.”

Chow Yun-Fat - John Lee
Mira Sorvino - Meg Coburn

“Pat, I want you to know I'm sorry. I honestly am. Last night, I was ready to kill you. But in the daylight, I can see things much better.”

Jack Buetel - Billy the Kid

“- Isaac: You honestly think that I tried to run you over?
- Connie: You just happened to hit the gas as I walked in front of the car?
- Isaac: Did I do it on purpose?
- Jill: Well, what would Freud say?
- Isaac: Freud would say I really wanted to run her over, that's why he was a genius.”
Woody Allen - Isaac
Karen Ludwig - Connie
Meryl Streep - Jill