Killing quotes

“I gotta tell you something. I'm really excited about it. Uh, for the first time today, I woke up, I came to the store, and I feel confident to say to you that if you don't take this Michael McDonald DVD that you've been playing for two years straight off, I'm going to kill everyone in the store and put a bullet in my brain.”

Paul Rudd - David

“This town's had enough heartbreak. Too much. Me, I think you're settin' everybody up for more. I hope I'm wrong. I haven't had to kill anybody since the war.”
Karl Bury - Bob Leffert

“- Anton: You lied to me!
- Mick: You killed me! Let's try to keep this thing in perspective, here!”
Devon Sawa - Anton Tobias
Seth Green - Mick

“Don't kill me, Mike. I'm basically a good kid.”
Corey Haim - Sam

“I think I can still smell your wife's pussy stink on my gun... hope it doesn't rust the barrel.”
Bill Moseley - Otis

“- Dixie: Somebody's trying to kill me.
- Detective Skinner: If they succeed, I'll come see you again.”
Peter Stormare - Dixie
Mel Gibson - Detective Skinner

“- Angelo Barberini: Just don't eat anything my mother offers you.
- Nino Paventi: They threatened to kill me?
- Angelo Barberini: No, but they are Italian.”

Luke Kirby - Angelo Barberini
Peter Miller - Nino Paventi

“- Stack: How am I supposed to kill something that's already dead? That's like killin' some shit twice, man.
- Ball: Yeah, like some refried beans 'n some shit. Man, I never understood that, man. Why the fuck you gonna refry some beans, man? Why not just fry that shit right the first time, and get out?”
Joe Torry - Stack
De'aundre Bonds - Ball

“- Judge Halden: Jeff, just standing there, you're accomplice to murder. Are you a murderer, Jeff?
- Jeff: I've been wanting to kill him for two years. Yeah. Maybe I am.”
Barry Flatman - Judge Halden
Angus Macfadyen - Jeff

“- M: This private vendetta of yours could easily compromise Her Majesty's government. You have an assignment, and I expect you to carry it out objectively and professionally!
- James Bond: Then you have my resignation, sir!
- M: We're not a country club, 007! Effective immediately, your licence to kill is revoked, and I require you to hand over...” (continue)(continue reading)
Robert Brown - M
Timothy Dalton - James Bond

“- William Stryker: I have a job for you.
- Logan: I already have a job.
- David North: Lumberjack? Eighteen grand a year?
- Logan: Eighteen five. Plus I haven't had to kill anybody.”
Danny Huston - William Stryker
Hugh Jackman - Logan

“In a way you can't kill me, my friend, 'cause I died many, many years ago when I was young.”

Ray Winstone - Beowulf

“- Fed Net Announcer: Every day, Federal scientists are looking for new ways to kill bugs.
- Carl Jenkins: Your basic Arachnid warrior isn't too smart, but you can blow off a limb, and it's still 86 percent combat effective. Here's a tip: aim for the nerve stem, and put it down for good.”
John Cunningham - Fed Net Announcer
Neil Patrick Harris - Carl Jenkins

“- Ferdy Meisel: I'm sorry if I made you angry, Linda.
- Linda Stanton: It's not you, Ferdy. I'm just not used to be chased around a mall in the middle of the night by killer robots.”
Tony O'Dell - Ferdy Meisel
Karrie Emerson - Linda Stanton

“Welcome to America.”

Robert De Niro - Senator McLaughlin

“- Renard: You can't kill me, I'm already dead.
- James Bond: Oh yeah, not dead enough for me.”
Robert Carlyle - Renard
Pierce Brosnan - James Bond

“I've seen a lot of killing... which it's our duty to do, because it's kill or be killed. Sometimes you hate the enemy so badly.”
Sean Penn - Sgt. Tony Meserve

“- Mayor: Drebin, I don't want anymore trouble like you had last year on the South Side. Understand? That's my policy.
- Frank Drebin: Yes. Well, when I see 5 weirdos dressed in togas stabbing a guy in the middle of the park in full view of 100 people, I shoot the bastards. That's my policy.
- Mayor: That was a Shakespeare-In-The-Park production...” (continue)(continue reading)
Nancy Marchand - Mayor
Leslie William Nielsen - Frank Drebin

“- Will Graham: He dreams about being wanted and desired. So he changes people into beings who want and desire him.
- Jack Crawford: Changes?
- Will Graham: It's a word. Killing and arranging the people to imitate it.”

William Petersen - Will Graham
Dennis Farina - Jack Crawford

“- Gus Gorman: You're hurting him. That's Kryptonite!
- Vera Webster: Yes. This time we got it right.
- Ross Webster: You're a genius. You've invented a machine that can find anybody's weak spot. Congratulations, old buddy. You'll go down in history as the man who killed Superman!”
Richard Pryor - Gus Gorman
Annie Ross - Vera
Robert Vaughn - Ross Webster

“- Darry: We pounded it to dust. We watched it blow the fuck away.
- Jezelle Gay Hartman: I think it's eaten too many hearts, for its own to ever stop!”

Justin Long - Darry
Patricia Belcher - Jezelle Gay Hartman

“Give me a call whenever you want to cut off my head. I can always crawl around without it.”
M. Emmet Walsh - Private Detective Loren Visser

“King Willie says, not only do I have to kill you, but I have to take your soul. Voodoo magic. Fucking voodoo magic, man!”
Michael Mark Edmondson - Gold Tooth

“- Sandy: I don't think he loves her.
- Ken Kessler: Well, let's face it, she's not Mother Teresa. Gandhi would have strangled her.”
Helen Slater - Sandy Kessler
Judge Reinhold - Ken Kessler

“- Jake: One mother's very much like another.
- Pitt Mackeson: Remember one thing, her boys will kill you if they can.”
Tobey Maguire - Jake Roedel
Jonathan Rhys-Meyers - Pitt Mackeson