Layoff quotes

Not only are you forbidden to attend the Halloween dance, but you are the first student in the history of Vernon academy ever to be banned from Foxfield until, and I quote, "The day you die".

James D. O'Reilly - Mr. Bernhardt

“- Marty Berger: Where are you going?
- Eric Binford: Out of my way! I'm going to clean out my work station.
- Marty Berger: This is my place of business and you're not going inside anymore! I told you that you're fired!”
Norman Burton - Marty Berger
Dennis Christopher - Eric Binford

“Up until 8 weeks ago, I worked for the FBI Miami... secretary... until I got fired for having a defective husband.”
Demi Moore - Erin Grant

“I designed this whole auto pilot system. My company sold it off to almost every shipping line in the world. But when I got sick, they fired me. I had no defence, they just... threw me away. But now, I have a more aggressive defence system.”

Willem Dafoe - John Geiger

“- Rover Dangerfield: Where's Flappy?
- Queenie: Carmine fired him. He couldn't remember the routines.
- Rover Dangerfield: I saw that coming. Flappy was dumb. He used to walk backwards and wag his head. I mean dumb! Carmine taught him to sit, he forgot how to stand! And when Carmine paper-trained him, that was something. He went right on the...” (continue)(continue reading)
Rodney Dangerfield - Rover Dangerfield

“- Admiral Bates: Who the hell is that?
- General Stanley Cooper: Jesus Christ!
- Travis Dane: Not quite, General Cooper. Although, I have sort of risen from the dead! No, it's just your old friend Travis Dane. You remember? They guy you fired!”
Andy Romano - Admiral Bates
Kurtwood Smith - General Stanley Cooper
Eric Bogosian - Travis Dane

“The only thing I wish for you, and I wish it most sincerely, I wish you would get fired.”

Matt Dillon - Jay Phillips

“- Warren Toomey: Why don't you try putting me out, Mr. Wacko?
- Norman Bates: I won't have to. I'll just go to the police. I'm sure they'll be very interested about what's going on here. Especially the drugs. Tomorrow, Mr. Toomey. And don't rent out anymore rooms in this motel! Not any more.
- Warren Toomey: At least my customers have a good...” (continue)(continue reading)
Dennis Franz - Warren Toomey
Anthony Perkins - Norman Bates