Laziness quotes

“- Det. Sgt. Lestrade: I despise your arrogance.
- Sherlock Holmes: And I despise your laziness.”
Roger Ashton-Griffiths - Det. Sgt. Lestrade
Nicholas Rowe - Sherlock Holmes

“- Enid: Well, at the least the wheelchair guy is entertaining.
- Rebecca: He doesn't even need that wheelchair, he's just totally lazy.
- Enid: That rules!
- Rebecca: No, it really doesn't. You'll see, you get totally sick of all the creeps and losers and weirdos.”

Thora Birch - Enid
Scarlett Johansson - Rebecca

“I could write shorter sermons but when I get started I'm too lazy to stop.”
Daniel Day-Lewis - Abraham Lincoln

“Mick, Pnub, I'll never forget all those times we sat around, watched TV and got really, really stoned. And all those other times we just... well, I guess that's all we did.”
Devon Sawa - Anton Tobias

“There's nothing wrong with Garfield. He's just a happy, fat, lazy cat.”
Jennifer Love Hewitt - Liz

“- Pig Pen: So, are you like a crippled guy?
- Barry: No, I'm just a really lazy guy!”
Derek Hamilton - Pig Pen
Todd Richards - Barry

“- Coach Willis: You're not much into sports.
- Casey: I don't think that a person should run unless he's being chased.”
Robert Patrick - Coach Joe Willis
Elijah Wood - Casey Connor

“Your mother is not crazy. And neither, contrary to popular belief, is your brother crazy. He's merely miscast in a play. He was born in the wrong era, on the wrong side of the river. With the ability to be able to do anything that he wants to do and... findin' nothin' that he wants to do. I mean nothing.”
Dennis Hopper - Father

“- Custodian: Are you a slacker?
- Jim Dodge: No... Presbyterian actually.”
William Forsythe - Custodian
Frank Whaley - Jim Dodge

“- Peter: I would relax... I would sit on my ass all day... I would do nothing.
- Lawrence: Well, you don't need a million dollars to do nothing, man. Take a look at my cousin: he's broke, don't do shit.”

Ron Livingston - Peter
Diedrich Bader - Lawrence

“Now I'm depressed. Now I feel like killing myself, but luckily I'm too depressed to bother.”
Christian Slater - Mark Hunter

“- Paul: Fucking cabbies, that's what we should be. Make two hundred quid a night being a cabbie.
- Sid: Why don't you fuck off and be one then?
- Paul: 'Cause it takes eighteen months to learn.
- Sid: You need a driving license too.
- Paul: And a set of golf clubs.”
Perry Benson - Paul
Gary Leonard Oldman - Sid Vicious

“- Ripley: Ash. Any suggestions from you or Mother?
- Ash: No, we're still collating.
- Ripley: You're what? You're still collating? I find that hard to believe.
- Ash: What would you like me to do?
- Ripley: Just what you've been doing, Ash: nothing.”
Sigourney Weaver - Ripley (Alien)
Sir Ian Holm - Ash

“You don't go to work every day. You go to a bar every day.”

Eszter Balint - Marie

“Which is the most universal human characteristic: fear or laziness?”
Louis Mackey - Louis Mackey

“Mommy, I don't want to go to school today. I wanna stay home and bake cookies with you!”
Dee Bradley Baker - Daffy Duck

“- Mom Tobias: Our little scooter would never do something like that!
- Dad Tobias: Quit calling him that baby name. Anton would not scoot his behind off the couch if the house was on fire!”
Connie Ray - Mom Tobias
Fred Willard - Dad Tobias

“- Troy: Luck is the lazy man's excuse.
- Gene: Ah, spoken like a man who's had nothing but luck.”
Matthew McConaughey - Troy
Alan Arkin - Gene

“- Frank Fencepost: We meet at Thompson's Point, first thing in the morning, 7 o'clock.
- Wendel: 7 o'clock?
- Frank Fencepost: 7:30.”

Adam Beach - Frank Fencepost
Robert Frank Pegahmagabow - Wendel

“Well, I'm glad I ain't scared to be lazy.”
Robert Duvall - Augustus 'Gus' McCrae

“- Oliver Mauro: Did you actually pay money for that sofa?
- Lulu Bang: If you have a good sofa, you watch too much television.”
Mikael Colville-Andersen - Oliver Mauro
Laura Drasbæk - Lulu Bang

“Whenever I get the urge to exercise I lie down until it passes over.”
Geraldine McEwan - Miss Scattergoods

“- Jeff Blue: I was walking at 8 months.
- Jane Blue: You were walking at a year and a half. Your mother was ready to call in specialists.”
Dennis Quaid - Jeff Blue
Kathleen Turner - Jane Blue

“Some people are born not to do things, and I'm one of them.”
Rupert Graves - Philip Herriton

“- Matty: You aren't too smart, are you? I like that in a man.
- Ned: What else do you like? Lazy? Ugly? Horny? I got 'em all.
- Matty: You don't look lazy.”
Kathleen Turner - Matty Walker
William Hurt - Ned Racine