Laziness quotes

“- Minerva: Did you ever see such a lazy girl in your life?
- Calliope: Who are you calling lazy?
- Minerva: Not you, stupid, Cinderella!
- Calliope: Oh. Who are you calling stupid?”
Natalie Desselle Reid - Minerva
Veanne Cox - Calliope

“- Lady in T-Bird: Are you a mechanic?
- Vance: No ma'am.
- Lady in T-Bird: What do you do?
- Vance: Not a whole lot.
- Lady in T-Bird: What do you mean?
- Vance: I mean, like, zero.”
Jane Berman - Lady in T-Bird
Willem Dafoe - Vance

“- Clifford Peache: What does your dad do?
- Ricky Linderman: He watches TV.”
Chris Makepeace - Clifford
Adam Baldwin - Linderman

“- Janet Beindorf: It's been 14 years and you haven't even finished the bathroom.
- Ned Beindorf: I've been working for 14 years!
- Janet Beindorf: And what's my job? Is it a hobby?”

Jamie Lee Curtis - Janet Beindorf
Kevin Pollak - Ned Beindorf

“- Man: How come my dishes are dirty?
- Tony: Dirty?
- Man: Dirty.
- Tony: Well, them poor dumb little bastards. They never learned the power of positive thought.”
Ron Thompson - Tony

“- Holly Golightly: Thursday! It can't be! It's too gruesome!
- Paul Varjak: What's so gruesome about Thursday?
- Holly Golightly: Nothing, except I can never remember when it's coming up.”
Audrey Hepburn - Holly Golightly
George Peppard - Paul Varjak

“- Mrs. Connelly: You guys don't work, you don't go to school, you don't do anything. All you do is lay around and drive your cars and eat us out of house and home. You know how that makes me feel?
- Donny Semenec: Mad.”
Elizabeth Dimon - Mrs. Connelly
Michael Pitt - Donny Semenec

“- Coach Gordon Bombay: Haven't you guys been training in the off-season?
- Lester Averman: You know, I knew we forgot something.”
Emilio Estevez - Coach Gordon Bombay
Matt Doherty - Lester Averman

“- Sue's Dad: You'll not get a bleedin' job sittin' on your arse in here.
- Sue's Mum: Look who's talking; you haven't done a day's work in years!”
Willie Ross - Sue's Father
Patti Nicholls - Sue's Mother

- Group Capt. Hicksley: What the hell's "Gyo"?
- Colonel Lawrence: It's a Japanese word for laziness.
- Group Capt. Hicksley: Laziness! Jesus Christ, what makes he...
- Colonel Lawrence: Why don't you listen? He means spiritual laziness, and he believes that if he takes away the food and the water, then he also takes away the nourishment of... (continue)(continue reading)

Jack Thompson - Group Capt. Hicksley
Tom Conti - Col. John Lawrence

“- Peter: I generally come in at least fifteen minutes late, ah, I use the side door, that way Lumbergh can't see me, heh heh, and, uh, after that I just sorta space out for about an hour.
- Bob Porter: Da uh? Space out?
- Peter: Yeah, I just stare at my desk; but it looks like I'm working. I do that for probably another hour after lunch, too....” (continue)(continue reading)

Ron Livingston - Peter
Paul Willson - Bob Porter

“I thought I was with a couple of real superheroes, the Shoveller and the Blue Raja! But really, it's Lazy Boy and... and... the recliner! Lazy Boy and the Recliner!”

Ben Stiller - Furious

“It's disgraceful how lazy I've been of life.”
Ingrid Bergman - Charlotte Andergast

“My first impression, and they're rarely wrong, is that you have none of the qualities that we normally seek in a prospective flatmate. I'm talking here about things like presence, charisma, style and charm, and I don't think we're asking too much, I don't think we're being unreasonable. Take David here, for instance: a chartered accountant he...” (continue)(continue reading)

Ewan McGregor - Alex Law

“- Michael Bolton: Peter, you're in deep shit. You were supposed to come in on Saturday. What were you doing?
- Peter: Michael, I did nothing. I did absolutely nothing, and it was everything that I thought it could be.”
David Herman - Michael Bolton
Ron Livingston - Peter

“- Cash Bailey: Where you going?
- Jack Benteen: Get me a tequila.
- Cash Bailey: I got people'll get you a drink, Jack.
- Jack Benteen: I like getting things for myself, Cash.”
Powers Boothe - Cash Bailey
Nick Nolte - Jack Benteen

“- Ginny: Is that a new watch?
- Robert Green: Ya, dual time zones: tells the time in two places.
- Ginny: What for?
- Robert Green: So if I'm in L.A. and want to know the time in New York I don't have to go through the anguish of adding three.”
Kathleen Wilhoite - Ginny
Alec Baldwin - Robert Green

“- Tommy: Did you hear I finally graduated?
- Richard: Yeah, and just a shade under a decade too. All right.
- Tommy: You know a lot of people go to college for seven years.
- Richard: I know, they're called doctors.”
Chris Farley - Tommy
David Spade - Richard