Lying quotes

“- Bolt: You just can't stop lying, can you, cat? It's in the genes. It's just gross.
- Mittens: I know. It's disgusting. I disgust myself.”
John Travolta - Bolt
Susie Essman - Mittens

“- Adaline Bowman: Why're you doing this?
- Tony: Come again?
- Adaline Bowman: You're a smart kid. Forgery is a felony. 250 thousand dollar fine, six years in jail.
- Tony: Shit, you're a cop?
- Adaline Bowman: [snorts] No, I'm about as far from law enforcement as you can get.”
Richard Harmon - Tony
Blake Lively - Adaline Bowman

“- Victoria: [answers phone] Where are you?
- Harry Turner: In the office.
- Victoria: It doesn't sound like the office.
- Harry Turner: Okay. Maybe I'm visiting an old friend.”
Gina Carano - Victoria
Kellan Lutz - Harry Turner

“I'm ugly, Greg! Everyone feels like they have to lie to me and no one realizes how insulting that is. Everyone thinks they're helping, and they're not.”
Olivia Cooke - Rachel

“We honeymooned in Greece. The Parthenon had stood for 2,400 years. Reggie's promise to go straight lasted two weeks.”
Emily Browning - Frances Shea

“- Captain Robinson: They think we're dirt. We are not dirt. They think they can tell us. They...
- Morozov: They? Who is they? Who is they? You hid escape suits. You lie us - all of us! You-they worse than they. Worse then they!”

Jude Law - Robinson
Grigoriy Dobrygin - Morozov

“If you fight with monsters for too long you become a monster.”

Billy Bob Thornton - Pat Candy

“Master Wayne, since the age of seven you've been into the art of deception like Mozart to the harpsichord, but you've never been too hot at lying to me.”
Jeremy Irons - Alfred

“- Fred Bailey: So, you wanna dance?
- Girl: In another life!
- Fred Bailey: Yeah, I didn't either. I was just taking a poll.”
Cameron Dye - Fred Bailey

These kids coming up in here I'm telling them a bunch of stuff this bullshit. "It's gonna be alright". You can control your destiny. You could control this you could control that". You can't control shit.
Forest Whitaker - Thick Willis

“I became less manically depressed, but still never had any friends because I hated everyone, for they were so phony.”

Kurt Cobain - Himself

“- Ashby Holt: What is this?
- Ed Wallis: This is a pancake.
- Ashby Holt: This is a pancake?
- Ed Wallis: This is a p...
- Ashby Holt: Oh, I thought maybe you're gonna convince me it was a chicken.”
Mickey Rourke - Ashby Holt
Nat Wolff - Ed Wallis

- Susan Cooper: I still, you know, hear my mom's voice... "well-behaved women often make history."
- Nancy B. Artingstall: Yes you do know the phrase is, "well-behaved women seldom make history."
- Susan Cooper: Yeah that's never how she said it.
Melissa McCarthy - Susan Cooper
Miranda Hart - Nancy B. Artingstall

“- President Snow: Oh, make no mistake, she intends to take my place now. But... I've been watching you. And you watching me. I'm afraid we've both been played for fools.
- Katniss Everdeen: I don't believe you.
- President Snow: Oh, my dear Miss Everdeen. I thought we'd agreed never to lie to each other.”

Donald Sutherland - President Snow
Jennifer Lawrence - Katniss Everdeen

“If I die, I die telling the truth. And if I lie, I'm gonna lie like normal people lie.”

Will Smith - Nicky

“I want my real life to be as fun as the one I made up!”
Josh Gad - Doug Harris

“You cannot lie on stage, the audience will always know what is inside your heart.”
Joseph Gordon-Levitt - Philippe Petit

“I can convince anyone of anything. I once convinced a man that an empty warehouse was the federal reserve, so I'm good.”
Will Smith - Nicky

“- Andre: Why... why do you make up such stories?
- Nicole: I don't know. It just comes naturally to me.
- Andre: So it's genetic. Is that it?
- Nicole: Yes. No! I don't know.”

Gérard Depardieu - Andre
Katherine Heigl - Nicole

“- David Larrabee: When you guys meet her, just try to make me look good. I mean I know I look good, but, you know, try to make me, you know, sound good. Mention my accomplishments, my qualities.
[earnest look from Linus]
- David Larrabee: You can be creative.
[another earnest look]
- David Larrabee: Lie, okay?”

Greg Kinnear - David Larrabee

“- Adaline Bowman: I just hate to see wasted potential, Jeff.
- Tony: Tony, it's Tony.
- Adaline Bowman: The autographed baseballs in your bedroom. Made out to Jeff. Don't get sloppy. It's the little things that trip you up.”
Blake Lively - Adaline Bowman
Richard Harmon - Tony

“- Ramon: My mother's Swedish.
- Tommy: I don't think so. I reckon she's Mexican.
- Ramon: Lying bitch.”
Rob Schneider - Ramon
Adam Sandler - Tommy

“Here's the thing about lying. Here's the problem: it fucks up all your options. Paints you into a corner.”

Will Smith - Nicky

“L.A. is a beautifully wrapped lie.”
Alla Tumanian - Ashken

“If you're a rat, then I'm the biggest mutt in the history of the Mafia.”
Al Pacino - Lefty