Lying quotes

“- Farouk: You have friend, I have friend. My friend go to your house, put bomb under your car and blow you to fucking sky!
- Darryl Kerrigan: What did he do?
- Farouk: He get scared and he leave!”
Costas Kilias - Farouk
Michael Caton-Jones - Darryl Kerrigan

“- Jack Faulkner: What is it that especially bothers you, that it was on the same day or that it was Evelyn Ames?
- Suzanne Vale: It's not the fact that you fuck around a lot, it's that you lie about it. You could have just told me the truth and then fucked them all.”
Dennis Quaid - Jack Faulkner
Meryl Streep - Suzanne Vale

“- Annie O'Shea: He's never told a lie in his life.
- Jackie O'Shea: Well, he's making up for it now.”

Fionnula Flanagan - Annie O'Shea
Ian Bannen - Jackie O'Shea

“- Joe: Ah... Is anything better than a good stogie, Biaggio?
- Biaggio: Being in a situation where it's easier to lie but you choose to tell the truth.
- Joe: Hmm. Guess that's better.”
Nick Robinson - Joe
Moises Arias - Biaggio

“- Jason Shepherd: He started choking, his face turned purple.The meatball was litterly bulging out of his neck. We rushed to the E.R. I kept trying to write my paper in the waiting room but it was too hard. I needed to be by my father's side. After all he's the only dad I got.
- Mrs. Phyllis Caldwell: You are lying through your teeth, you little...” (continue)(continue reading)

Frankie Muniz - Jason Shepherd
Sandra Oh - Mrs. Phyllis Caldwell

“- Heather Merriweather: You wouldn't lie to me?
- Bob McGraw: Of course I would lie to you, I'm a guy. But I'm not lying now.”
Jennifer Runyon - Heather Merriweather
Tim Matheson - Bob McGraw

“To go to bed with a man and lie to him? She's a woman. She's got all the training she needs.”
Philip Anthony Hopkins - Mission Commander Swanbeck

“She's so beautiful. And I'm the town liar.”

Frank Whaley - Jim Dodge

- The "Schofield Kid": You know how I said I shot five men? It weren't true. That Mexican that come at me with a knife, I just busted his leg with a shovel. I didn't kill him or nothing, neither.
- Bill Munny: Well, you sure killed the hell outta that fella today.
Jaimz Woolvett - The "Schofield Kid"
Clint Eastwood - Bill Munny

“Lying can be a very effective dating tool.”
Dave Foley - Troy

“Janie's a pretty typical teenager. Angry, insecure, confused. I wish I could tell her that's all going to pass, but I don't want to lie to her.”
Kevin Spacey - Lester Burnham

“If you're lying to me I'm gonna break every beautiful bone in your body.”

Sylvester Stallone - Jack Carter

There's this parish priest, goes up to the Pope, drops down on his knees, starts weeping... asking forgiveness: "Holy father, holy father, what am I to do? What am I to do? I do not believe in God anymore. What am i to do?”. And you know what the pope said? "Fake it”.
Al Pacino - Walter Burke

“- Milly: Where is the truth, because you've been living a lie and I've been lying to you Jason.
- Jason: Yeah but that doesn't change anything.”
Mandy Moore - Milly
Tom Everett Scott - Jason

“Sorry, my pen burst in the... altitude.”

Chevy Chase - Clark Griswold

“- Ellen Griswold: Lord, we loved this woman with all our heart.
- Audrey Griswold: Let's not overdo it, mom.
- Ellen Griswold: Shut up.”
Beverly D'Angelo - Ellen Griswold
Dana Barron - Audrey Griswold

“- Lucy Whitmore: I have a boyfriend. I'm sorry.
- Henry Roth: You're making up a boyfriend so you can get rid of me?
- Lucy Whitmore: No. I'm not.
- Henry Roth: What's his name then?
- Lucy Whitmore: Ringo.
- Henry Roth: Is his last name, Starr?
- Lucy Whitmore: No. McCartney.”
Drew Barrymore - Lucy Whitmore
Adam Sandler - Henry Roth

“Love can not drown truth.”
Charlton Heston - Moses

- Trevor McKinney: Were you just being nice?
- Eugene Simonet: About what?
- Trevor McKinney: About my idea. Do you think it's good, or were you just being teachery?
- Eugene Simonet: "Teachery"?
- Trevor McKinney: Bullshitting.
Haley Joel Osment - Trevor McKinney
Kevin Spacey - Eugene Simonet

“When a man lies, he murders some part of the world.”
Nicol Williamson - Merlin

“- Claus von Bülow: Before you assume I'm guilty, won't you hear my story?
- Alan Dershowitz: No. Never let defendants explain; puts most of them in an awkward position.
- Claus von Bülow: How do you mean?
- Alan Dershowitz: Lying.”
Jeremy Irons - Claus von Bülow
Ron Silver - Alan Dershowitz

“- Pit Boss: No, uh, corrective lenses tonight?
- Rusty: No, I do not require them.”

S.A. Griffin - Pit Boss
Ethan Embry - Rusty

“You should never lie to your friends.”
Christopher Walken - Charlie Barret

“What's so great about the truth? Try lying for a change, it's the currency of the world.”
Jude Law - Dan

“- Paul Armstrong: Did you kill her?
- Blair Sullivan: I ain't gonna tell you if I killed that little girl or not. Even if I did, how would you know to believe me? Killing is easy for me. How hard do you think lying is?”
Sir Sean Connery - Paul Armstrong
Ed Harris - Blair Sullivan