Madness quotes

“- LeBron James: Do you know Cleveland is great for the whole family?
- Aaron: Yes, yes. Yes I do. You tell me that all the time. You randomly just text me that.
- LeBron James: Man, What's wrong with that?”
LeBron James - LeBron James
Bill Hader - Aaron

“I am the scales of justice! Conductor of the choir of death!”

Richard Carter - The Bullet Farmer

“- Alice Kingsleigh: Where am I?
- Addison Bennett: Let me see, excitable, prone to fantasy, textbook case of female hysteria. Untreatable, some say. I beg to differ. We’ll have her fixed in no time.”

Mia Wasikowska - Alice in Wondeland
Andrew Scott - Dr. Addison Bennett

“He's shell-shocked, George. He's not himself. He might never be himself again.”

Mark Rylance - Mr. Dawson

“No, I do like you. But it's too soon. You just broke up with her. We can't.”

Glynis Johns - Grandma

“- Miguel: Will thinks you guys are on pills. Figuratively.
- David: You think we're crazy?
- Will: I-I never said that.
- David: It's okay, I'm not offended. A lot of people think we're crazy. But I doubt they're as happy as we are.”
Jordi Vilasuso - Miguel
Michiel Huisman - David
Logan Marshall-Green - Will

“I am mad! I'm mad because I think you're special. And isn't that enough?”
Shailene Woodley - Hazel

“I really feel oblidged to tell you that I rather enjoy my privacy. You see the world is in a heightened state of paranoia and I tend to think that someone as intelligent and attractive as you doesen't need to be wasting her time... stoking the fire.”

David Morse - Mr. Turner

What are you discovering about yourself, Kaempffer? "I murder all these people. Therefore, I must be powerful". And you smash them down only because that raises you up. It's a psychotic fantasy to escape the weakness and disease you sense in the core of your souls! You have scooped the most diseased psyches out of the German gutter! You have... (continue)(continue reading)
Jürgen Prochnow - Woermann

“It's reality that bites mate, not the creatures from your head.”
Thomas Lockyer - Cpl. Bruce Campbell

“- Carlos: So, what, were they psychos, or...
- Seth Gecko: Did they look like psychos? Is that what they looked like? They were vampires. Psychos do not explode when sunlight hits them, I don't give a fuck how crazy they are!”
Cheech Marin - Carlos
George Clooney - Seth Gecko

“- Tweedledee: He's mad.
- Alice Kingsleigh: The Hatter?
- [the Tweedles nod]
- Alice Kingsleigh: Yes, I know... That's his muchness. That's what makes him so... him.
- Tweedledee: But he's grown darker. Less dafter.
- Tweedledum: Denies himself laughter.”
Matt Lucas - Tweedledee
Mia Wasikowska - Alice in Wondeland

“- Dr. Mark Powell: What would you say if I told you I think you're as human as I am?
- Prot: I would say you're in need of a thorazine drip, Doctor.”
Jeff Bridges - Dr. Mark Powell
Kevin Spacey - Prot

“My predecessor in this job left a man named Charles Grady as the Winter caretaker. And he came up here with his wife and two little girls, I think were eight and ten. And he had a good employment record, good references, and from what I've been told he seemed like a completely normal individual. But at some point during the winter, he must have...” (continue)(continue reading)
Barry Nelson - Ullman

“- Alice Kingsleigh: What's the matter?
- White Rabbit: The Hatter's the matter.
- Alice Kingsleigh: Hatter is my truest friend. If he's in need, I will help him.”
Mia Wasikowska - Alice in Wondeland
Michael Sheen - McTwisp

“- Penny Lane: Call me if you need a rescue, we live in the same city.
- William Miller: Sometimes I think I live in a different world.”
Kate Hudson - Penny Lane
Patrick Fugit - William Miller

“- Roy Miller: Some people are gonna come looking for you now.
- June Havens: Why?
- Roy Miller: They'll tell you I'm mentally unstable and violent and dangerous and it will all sound very convincing.
- June Havens: I'm already convinced.”
Tom Cruise - Roy Miller
Cameron Diaz - June Havens

“Crazy is building your ark after the flood has already come.”
John Goodman - Howard

“All of us are freaks in one way or another.”
Sir John Hurt - The Countess

“When I'm around you, my mind is no longer my own.”

Hayden Christensen - Anakin Skywalker

“Six hours of sleep is enough for a man, seven for a woman, and eight for a fool.”
Nigel Hawthorne - George III

“I want to take you away from everything that makes you crazy.”
Jay Hernandez - Carlos Nuñez

“I'm a mental patient. I'm supposed to act out! Wait'll you morons find out who I am! My father's gonna be really upset, and when my father gets upset, the ground shakes! My father is God! I worship my father!”
Brad Pitt - Jeffrey Goines

“- Houston Brooks: I thought you were crazy.
- Bill Randa: I wish I was.”
Corey Hawkins - Houston Brooks

“I don't know if this forest made you psycho or you were always this crazy.”

Natalie Dormer - Sara