Madness quotes

“When I took over this company for Dr. Pym, I immediately started researching a particle that could change the distance between atoms while increasing density and strength. Why this revolutionaryidea remained buried beneath the dust and cobwebs of Hank's research, I couldn't tell you. But just imagine. A soldier the size of an insect. The...” (continue)(continue reading)
Corey Stoll - Darren Cross

“I want to do a chanting album. Okay? No words. All Hawaiian thing. And we can turn it into a children's show for television - and it'll be completely unstructured - and it'll be about animals and eating right.”

Paul Dano - Young Brian

“- Miss Shepherd: Mr Bennett. These young men who leave in the small hours... I know who they are.
- Alan Bennett: [under his breath] Oh, Jesus.
- Miss Shepherd: They're Communists!”
Maggie Smith - Miss Shepherd
Alex Jennings - Alan Bennett

“- Persephone: She'll kill every one of us. She's in love.
- Merovingian: It is remarkable how similar the pattern of love is to the pattern of insanity.”

Monica Bellucci - Persephone
Lambert Wilson - Merovingian

“- Gonzo: I'm an alien!
- Rizzo the Rat: What, have you been tap dancing on the barbecue again?”
Dave Goelz - Gonzo
Steve Whitmire - Rizzo the Rat

“- Bill Smith: The first rule is: Never sleep with anyone who's crazier than you are. I don't know if you're crazier, but you're right up there on the top 10 of my weird list, lady.
- Louise Baltimore: If you knew me better, I'd be number one.”
Kris Kristofferson - Bill Smith
Cheryl Ladd - Louise Baltimore

“- Mike Howell: Wait, why do you think it's dangerous?
- Phoebe: Yeah?
- Rose: Like I said to you before, because of the monkeys. The monkeys!”
Jesse Eisenberg - Mike Howell
Kristen Stewart - Phoebe Larson
John Leguizamo - Rose

“- Young Birdman: You could jump right back into that suit if you wanted to. We're not dead.
- Riggan: Look at me. Look at this. Look, look, look! I look like a turkey with leukemia!”
Benjamin Kanes - Young Birdman
Michael Keaton - Riggan

“- Daryl: The chick is losing it.
- Chris: I am not!
- Sara: [to Daryl and Brad] You guys want some candy?
[Brad takes the chocolate bar from Sara. Chris turns and knocks the candy bar from his hands]
- Chris: Brad, no chocolate! Your acne! Sara. It is time for your cough syrup. Daryl, fasten the seat belt!
- Sara: She's definitely losing it.”
Anthony Rapp - Daryl
Elisabeth Shue - Chris
Maia Brewton - Sara

“I have a confession to make to you: you like me. In fact, you're crazy about me.”

Kay Francis - Madame Mariette Colet

“- Nico: What are you, nuts?
- Shad: Yeah, psycho. Delusions of invincibility combined with a strong homicidal urge. I have a kick-your-ass fetish.”
Antoni Corone - Nico
Ving Rhames - Shad

“As a species we're fundamentally insane. Put more than two of us in a room, we pick sides and startdreaming up reasons to kill one another. Why do you think we invented politics and religion?”
Toby Jones - Ollie Weeks

“I am so... frickin'... pissed!”
Anne Dudek - Tiffany Wilson

“- Rachel 2: Once you’re declared insane, and anything you do is called part of that insanity. Reasonable protests are ‘denial’. Valid fears ‘paranoia’.
- Teddy Daniels: Survival instincts are ‘defense mechanisms’.
- Rachel 2: You’re smarter than you look, Marshal. That’s probably not a good thing.”
Patricia Clarkson - Rachel 2
Leonardo DiCaprio - Teddy Daniels

“- Andrews: Do you love my daughter?
- Peter: Any guy that'd fall in love with your daughter ought to have his head examined.”
Walter Connolly - Andrews
Clark Gable - Peter

“You're telling me that the entire population of Great Britain went and elected a deranged psychotic to the highest office of the land? Again?”
Loretta Swit - President Barbara Adams

“- Carson Wells: Do you have any idea how crazy you are?
- Anton Chigurh: You mean the nature of this conversation?
- Carson Wells: I mean the nature of you.”
Woody Harrelson - Carson Wells
Javier Bardem - Anton Chigurh

“- Ellis Fielding: Oh, Mac. Mac, Mac, Mac. You know why we make such good partners?
- MacArthur Stern: No. Why?
- Ellis Fielding: Because technically, you're crazier than I am.
- MacArthur Stern: I knew that”
Dan Aykroyd - Ellis Fielding
Gene Hackman - MacArthur Stern

“Psychos can't kill what they can't find.”
Neve Campbell - Sidney Prescott

“We live in an age when many are made fools and many are deceived.”
Polly Walker - Celia

“You go to the movies, you read books. A military leader is always portrayed as slightly insane. Very often more than slightly. That's because it is insane to cling to honor in a world where honor is held in contempt.”
George C. Scott - General Harlan Bache

“- Billy Caufield: You guys need to pay up and get out of here.
- Drunk: Who the hell are you?
- Billy Caufield: I'm an escaped mental patient with a history of violence.”

Michael Keaton - Billy Caufield

“- Marina: What's an Ayahuasca ceremony?
- Cornelia: You drink this sludgy liquid and you hallucinate and vomit up your demons.
- Marina: Okay. Well, we're just having a cookout and maybe playing charades.”

Maria Dizzia - Marina
Naomi Watts - Cornelia

“- Leann Cole: I keep seeing things, weird people looking at me, it's like, everytime I turn around... it's the weirdest weirdest thing.
- Beth Raymond: Leanne?”

Azura Skye - Leann Cole
Shannyn Sossamon - Beth Raymond

“Because I am mad, I have betrayed you. And because I'm mad, I'm rejoicing in my heart, without a shred of pity, without a shred of regret, watching you go with glory in my heart!”

Ingrid Bergman - Paula Alquist