Madness quotes

“Are you out of your cornfed mind?”

Karl Urban - Bones

“So they are weird in the morning, but they're even weirder at night?”

Ed Oxenbould - Tyler

“If being crazy means living life as if it matters, then I don't care if we're completely insane.”
Kate Winslet - April Wheeler

“I guess a girl's got to lose her head once, just to get it back again for keeps.”
Jean Harlow - Lola Burns

“Insanity runs in my family... it practically gallops.”
Cary Grant - Mortimer Brewster

“I get to play a lot of hysterics.”
Hope Davis

“Who is more foolish? The fool or the fool that follows it?”
Alec Guinness

“I'm not scared to look like a complete fool in front of people. It's just not one of my insecurities.”
Amy Smart

“Only a genius can play a fool.”
Michael Rapaport

“Well, my brother was a schizophrenic, so I understood it in a different way from seeing my brother.”
Jeffrey Jones

“I am not as crazy as people think.”
Tom Sizemore

“- Donald Schoenstein: It's not gonna be an orgy! It's a toga party.
- Katy: Honestly, Boon, you're 21-years old. In six months you're going to graduate, and tomorrow night you're going to wrap yourself in a bed sheet and pour grain alcohol all over your head. It's cute, but I think I'll pass this time.
- Donald Schoenstein: Want me to go...” (continue)(continue reading)
Peter Riegert - Donald Schoenstein
Karen Allen - Katy

“Do you know the definition of insanity Bobby? Its when you do the same thing over and over and expect a different result.”
Paul Freeman - Angus

“- Carlos: You're crazy...
- Nicole: ...and you're beautiful.”
Jay Hernandez - Carlos Nuñez
Kirsten Dunst - Nicole Oakley

“Do you know what it feels like to become insane, doctor? It's like a war between being told who you are and knowing who you are. Which do you think wins?”
Liam Neeson - Dr. Martin Harris

“- Cuchillo: Hey, I kill people for big money, a reason. You slaughtered thirty-six people for nothin'.
- Stans: It's thirty-eight.
- Edwin: Why?
- Stans: Well, my lawyer said I was crazy.”
Danny Trejo - Cuchillo
Walton Goggins - Stans
Christopher Grace - Edwin

“- Dr. Wynn: You were the first one to see it. You recognised its power. Evil. Pure, uncorrupted, ancient...
- Dr. Loomis: You are a mad man.
- Dr. Wynn: I have my plans for this baby. Jamie's baby, will be the dawn of a new age. And I'm asking you to join me.”
Mitchell Ryan - Dr. Wynn
Donald Pleasence - Loomis

“- Maggie Blake: Listen, sweetie, I don't know the boy, but you have to be a bit of a dork to prefer math to a beautiful girl. You know what I'm saying?
- Belle Blake: By the time I'm done with him, he won't be able to count on his fingers.”
Michelle Pfeiffer - Maggie Blake
Dianna Agron - Belle Blake

“I'm Cuckoo for Cocoa Puffs! Cuckoo for Cocoa Puffs!”

Paul Dano - Young Brian

“If I were not mad, I could have helped you. Whatever you had done, I could have pitied and protected you. But because I am mad, I hate you.”

Ingrid Bergman - Paula Alquist

“- Mitch Weaver: I'll tell ya what. I'll give you a dollar each if you'll go into this building here and run around yellin' and screamin'.
- Homeless Guy: Uh, that's very nice, but I think what you probably need are, like, some psycho, out-of-control homeless guys?
- Martin, Homeless Guy: Yeah, we're more the broken, spiritless,...” (continue)(continue reading)
Norm MacDonald - Mitch Weaver
Fred Wolf - Homeless Guy
James Downey - Martin, Homeless Guy

“- Col. Zayas: Are you out of your mind?
- Lt. Nikolai Rachenko: No. Just out of bullets.”
Carmen Argenziano - Col. Zayas
Dolph Lundgren - Lt. Nikolai Rachenko

“There's no fool like an old fool!”
Patricia Hayes - Urgl

“- Evelyn Couch: Ed... If I'd answered the door wearing only cellophane, would you still be watching the baseball game?
- Ed Couch: No, honey, I'd probably be checking you into a loony bin.”
Kathy Bates - Evelyn Couch
Gailard Sartain - Ed Couch

“There are no crazy people, doctor, we're all just on vacation.”

Jack Palance - Frank Hawkes