Madness quotes

“- Cropsey, Rogue Lieutenant: Well?
- Luther: Some two-bit outfit almost got them, but they bopped their way past.
- Cropsey, Rogue Lieutenant: We can meet them at the 96th street station.
- Luther: Yeah, platforms probably crawling with cops!
- Cropsey, Rogue Lieutenant: Cops are trying to rack up every gang in this town!
- Luther: Yeah, you and...” (continue)(continue reading)

Joel Weiss - Rogue
David Patrick Kelly - Luther

- Paul Tannek: Dora, you ever consider being in love and leaving out the "madly" part?
- Dora Diamond: Well, what's the fun in that?
Jason Biggs - Paul Tannek
Mena Suvari - Dora Diamond

“Insanity is wasting your life as a nothing when you have the blood of a killer flowing in your veins.”
Morgan Freeman - Sloan

“I'm no lunatic man. I'm a sane man fighting for his soul.”
Tom Waits - R.M. Renfield

“Lulu, you're crazy.”
Steve Guttenberg - Jack Morell

“- Putnam: All right, I'm looking for a couple of kids. This one's a mental case, have you seen them?
- Pinball Teen: Does he dress like you?
- Putnam: No.
- Pinball Teen: Then he can't be too much of a case, all right?”
Will Seltzer - Putnam
Tom Kerley - Pinball Teen

“- Anna: Can I say something crazy?
- Hans: I love crazy.”
Kristen Bell - Anna
Santino Fontana - Hans

“- Jessica Hanson: What's that little turd up to now?
- Max Hanson: He's just weird.
- Dawn Black: Blue's got this thing. He's psychotic.
- Kane Rockwell: Definitley.
- Dawn Black: No, I mean he's psychic. He knows stuff.”

Sara Rue - Jessica Hanson
Nicky Bronson - Max Hanson
Angela Goethals - Dawn Black
Danny Corkill - Kane Rockwell

“You know those drugstore kits that tell you when you're pregnant? They should have one that tells you when you're sane.”
Kristin A. Scott Thomas - Kay Chandler

“- Joe: Have you ever felt this at one with yourself, with your instincts, with nature? This masculine?
- Biaggio: I don't know. I don't really see myself as having a gender. Is that a problem?”
Nick Robinson - Joe
Moises Arias - Biaggio

“- Margaret Schlegel: I deny it's madness.
- Henry Wilcox: But you said yourself...
- Margaret Schlegel: It's madness when I say it, but not when you say it.”

Emma Thompson - Margaret Schlegel
Philip Anthony Hopkins - Henry Wilcox

“They took your wife away in a balloon? Well you don't need the police, pal, you need a psychiatrist!”

John Vernon - Curtis Mooney

- Abby: Don't fall in love. It's scary.
- Mike Chadway: Yeah, it is scary. It's terrifying. Especially when I'm in love with a psycho like you.
- Abby: I am not a psycho!
- Mike Chadway: I just told you that I loved you and all you heard was "psycho". Well, you're the definition of neurotic.
Katherine Heigl - Abby
Gerard Butler - Mike Chadway

“Everybody knows women are fragile. I mean, they're all emotions, no logic, there's nothing going on upstairs. Every once in a while, they say something that's a little inconvenient, they just go fucking nuts. Pardon my French. If we're insane, nobody has to listen to us.”
Amy Ryan - Carol Dexter

“- Dr. John Dolittle: I didn't say you were crazy, you're special, and crazy, a lot of great people in history were crazy.
- Maya Dolittle: Like who?
- Dr. John Dolittle: Some of the greatest people in history.”
Eddie Murphy - Dr. John Dolittle
Kyla Pratt - Maya Dolittle

“We've unmasked madmen, Watson, wielding scepters. Reason run riot. Justice howling at the moon.”
Christopher Plummer - Sherlock Holmes

“You don't know how hard it is for me to make friends. My parents made me skip two grades in school. My only friend is Cheyenne, and it's only because... my mom and her mom went to college together. So, she kinda has to. It's like everybody thinks I'm some kind of freak or something. Like I'm crazy.”

Alicia Silverstone - Darian Forrester

“- Arthur Dent: All my life I've had this strange feeling that there's something big and sinister going on in the world.
- Slartibartfast: No, that's perfectly normal paranoia. Everyone in the universe gets that.”
Martin Freeman - Arthur Dent
Bill Nighy - Slartibartfast

“- President Barbara Adams: You're telling me that the Prime Minister of the United Kingdom, the man who has his finger on Britain's nuclear trigger, the man to whom we have promised complete unconditional support in anything he says or does... is clinically insane?
- Secret Service agent: From what the foreign secretary has told us, and from our...” (continue)(continue reading)
Loretta Swit - President Barbara Adams
John Benfield - Secret Service Agent

“- Juliana: You're mad.
- Ruber: I'm so glad you noticed. I've been working at it for years.”
Jane Seymour - Juliana
Gary Leonard Oldman - Ruber

“- Father: Every now and then, a person comes along, has a different view of the world than does the usual person. It doesn't make them crazy. I mean... an acute perception, man... that doesn't, that doesn't make you crazy.
- Rusty James: Could you talk normal?
- Father: However sometimes... it can drive you crazy, acute perception.”
Dennis Hopper - Father
Matt Dillon - Rusty James

“What would I do if I got out? I don’t know the world anymore. They say there are bombs that can reduce whole cities to ash and uh, what do you call ’em, televisions, voices and faces coming from a box. I hear enough voices already.”

Robin Bartlett - Bridget Kearns

“You are a total nutcase, completely deranged, delusional, paranoid. Your thought process is all fucked up. Your information train is jammed, man!”

Brad Pitt - Jeffrey Goines

“I have flocks of angels in my head and that'll beat you down with their wings!”
Samuel L. Jackson - Romulus

“- Gilbert: Dad's dead, Ellen.
- Momma: Gilbert!
- Amy: Gilbert.
- Momma: I can't believe you said that.
- Amy: Shut up.
- Arnie: Dad's dead.
- Amy: Arnie.
- Arnie: Dad's dead.
- Amy: Arnie, ssh. Arnie.
- Arnie: Dad's dead.
- Amy: It's okay.
- Arnie: Dad's dead.
- Amy: Stop it now!
- Arnie: Dad's dead.
- Momma: Oh, God.
- Arnie: Dad's dead!
- Amy...” (continue)(continue reading)
Johnny Depp - Gilbert Grape
Darlene Cates - Bonnie Grape
Laura Harrington - Amy Grape
Leonardo DiCaprio - Arnie Grape