Madness quotes

“- Louis Fedders: Are you sure you know what you're doing?
- Carl Taylor: C'mon, guys. I'm not gonna get in over my head.
- James St. James: Yeah, well that depends on which head you're talking about.”
Keith David - Louis Fedders
Charlie Sheen - Carl Taylor
Emilio Estevez - James St. James

“- Deacon: I don't think you're gonna drop that torch, my friend.
- Mariner: Why not?
- Deacon: Because you're not crazy.
[the Marinersmiles, lifts his hand, and drops the flare down the hole]”
Dennis Hopper - Deacon
Kevin Costner - Mariner

“Sex makes people crazy.”
Ian Michael Smith - Simon Birch

“This guy ain't dangerous. He may be off his rails a bit, but he ain't nothing. And if he wants to call himself Santa Claus, then God bless him.”

Horatio Sanz - Orderly

“- Jennifer: I'm Jennifer Caulfield, and as soon as I get out of here, I'm going to Los Angeles to be an actress. I'm going to be on TV.
- Kincaid: Lifestyle of the Rich and Psychotic.
- Jennifer: Screw you.”
Penelope Sudrow - Jennifer
Ken Sagoes - Kincaid

“- Terry Pugh: You're a fucking crazy man.
- Butch Haynes: And that's a fact. I believe you're getting the hang of this.”

Keith Szarabajka - Terry Pugh
Kevin Costner - Butch Haynes

“Some people hear their own inner voices with great clearness and they live by what they hear. Such people become crazy, or they become legends.”

Gordon Tootoosis - One Stab

“- Franklin Laszlo: We could use a nut like you down at the carnival. Ever bite the head off a chicken?
- Mr. Hammerman: Not lately.”
Tom Arnold - Franklin Laszlo
Rod Steiger - Mr. Hammerman

When a person is insane, as you clearly are, do you know that you're insane? Maybe you're just sitting around, reading "Guns and Ammo", masturbating in your own feces, do you just stop and go, "wow! It is amazing how fucking crazy I really am!"? Yeah. Do you guys do that?
Brad Pitt - Mills

“- Huntsman: I can't do it! Forgive me. I beg of Your Highness, forgive me.
- Snow White: Why, I don't understand.
- Huntsman: She's mad! Jealous of you! She'll stop at nothing!”

Stuart Buchanan - Huntsman
Adriana Caselotti - Snow White

“If nobody comes down here and buys a car in the next hour, I'm gonna club this baby seal. That's right! I'm gonna club this seal to make a better deal. You know I'll do it, too, cause I'm crazy.”
John Cadenhead - Crazy Ernie

“- Madame Giry: [about the Phantom] He's a genius. He's an architect and designer, he's a composer and magician... a genius, monsieur!
- Raoul: But clearly, Madame Giry, genius has turned to madness.”
Miranda Richardson - Madame Giry
Patrick Wilson - Raoul

“- U.S. Bates: Are you crazy?
- Jack Brown: Yes, but trust me!”
Jackie Gleason - U.S. Bates
Richard Pryor - Jack Brown

“I can tell by the way that guy looks through his face that he's crazier than a shithouse rat.”
Jeff Morris - J.J.

“- Dale Massie: Quick question. Do you think I'm crazy? Yes or no?
- Leah Tilson: No.
- Dale Massie: Wrong answer!”

Stephen Dorff - Dale Massie
Sharon Stone - Leah Tilson

“This place is a nuthouse.”

Elizabeth McGovern - Moira

“Our mad dream is only half realized. Alone, you have created the man. Now, together, we will create his mate.”

Ernest Thesiger - Doctor Pretorius

“- Arthur Reeves: What kind of city are we running when we depend on the support of a potential madman!
- Alfred: What rot, sir! Why you're the very model of sanity. Oh by the way, I pressed your tights and put away your exploding gas balls.
- Batman: Thank you, Alfred.”

Hart Bochner - Arthur Reeves
Efrem Zimbalist Jr. - Alfred
Kevin Conroy - Batman

“For a long time, I didn't care if they'd kill me. Most people spend their lives worrying about dying. For a long time, I wished I would die, or I wish somebody would kill me. It's been a long time for me, a long time full of crazy people.”
John Amplas - Martin

I saw something that night... I don't know, your father came into the hospital. I thought he was crazy, out of his mind. He's hanging onto a Halloween mask, he wouldn't let it go... And what he said was, "They're gonna kill us all". And in a little while he was dead. And I don't know what the hell is going on!
Tom Atkins - Daniel Challis

“- Henderson: Am I crazy or are there only two beds in here?
- Otis B. Driftwood: Now which question do you want me to answer first, Henderson?”
Robert Emmett O'Connor - Henderson
Groucho Marx - Otis B. Driftwood

“Sane people do not build weapons like this.”

Nick Mancuso - Tom Breaker

“- Sarah Whittle: Have you ever thought about just sitting down and talking about your differences?
- Alan Parrish: What are you, crazy? The man has a gun!
- Sarah Whittle: Don't ever call me crazy, Alan! Ever! Because everyone in this town has called me crazy ever since I told the cops that you were sucked into a board game.”

Bonnie Hunt - Sarah Whittle
Robin Williams - Alan Parrish

“It's a bitched up world. The only way to protect ourselves is by goin' mad.”
John Goodman - Uncle Sweetheart

“- Dr. Norman Goodman: I would be happy if Jerry had no emotions whatsoever. Because the thing of it is once you go down that road... here's Jerry, an emotional being cooped up for 300 years with no one to talk to... none of the socialization, the emotional growth that comes from contact with other emotional beings...
- Dr. Harry Adams: So...?
-...” (continue)(continue reading)

Dustin Hoffman - Dr. Norman Goodman
Samuel L. Jackson - Dr. Harry Adams