Madness quotes

“Peltzer, you're having a psychotic episode. Thank you for sharing it with us.”
Robert Picardo - Forster

- Eli Cross: We need something, Sam, and damn well you know it. Something better.
- Sam: Better? How better?
- Eli Cross: Something less boring. Something crazier.
- Sam: A dead man's boots are dropped over his own airfield out of chivalry. That's not crazy enough for you, huh?
- Eli Cross: They did it in a film called "Wings". Even the dummy... (continue)(continue reading)
Peter O'Toole - Eli Cross
Allen Garfield - Sam

“- Alec d'Urberville: Ungrateful little minx. Why abandon me as soon as you feel safe?
- Tess: The danger came of your foolishness.”
Leigh Lawson - Alec d'Urberville
Nastassja Kinski - Tess

“- Thayer: Is she on something?
- Ben: God I hope so [Moves his finger in circles next to his head, to indicate that he thinks Andie is crazy].
- Andie: Are you saying I'm some kind of mental person?”

Thomas Lennon - Thayer
Matthew McConaughey - Ben Barry
Kate Hudson - Andie Anderson

“I'll smoke it with ya bro, we'll go to the looney bin together. I don't give a fuck.”
Peter Dante - Dante

“- Jack Issel: You're not like the rest of them. How do you survive it?
- Max Landsberger: I just go with the flow. I flipped out years ago. I only look sane, but I'm not. The secret is you have to be crazy to maintain your sanity up here. But you're sane, Jack. That's why you're going crazy.”
Judge Reinhold - Jack Issel
Richard Masur - Max Landsberger

“The crazier a man is for a woman, the crazier he thinks and the crazier he acts.”
Walter Huston - Doc Holliday

“Hell, Lowenstein! She made a schizophrenic! My mother should have raised cobras, not children!”
Nick Nolte - Tom Wingo

“Match in the gas tank....Boom boom!”
Leonardo DiCaprio - Arnie Grape

“Sometimes not knowing how crazy something is, is a good thing.”
Joey Slotnick - Steve Wozniak

“You stay right where you are. You must be absolutely exhausted. I mean, it’s very late, and you were sound asleep and everything. I suppose you think I’m very brazen or tres fou or something. ”
Audrey Hepburn - Holly Golightly

“You create allegiance above your sworn allegiance to protect humanity. You shall not care for them, or acknowledge their pain. There lies the madness.”
Christopher Plummer - Sherlock Holmes

“You are very conceited, Captain. You are quite mad, Captain! You are reckless and head-strong and... and I adore you, Captain.”

Vivien Leigh - Myra

“- Vice President: What kind of lunatic are you?
- Joshua Foss: The best kind!”
Raymond J. Barry - Vice President
Powers Boothe - Joshua Foss

- James Cole: This is a place for crazy people. I'm not crazy.
- Dr. Owen Fletcher: We don't use the term "crazy," Mr. Cole.
- James Cole: Well, you've got some real nutshere.
Bruce Willis - James Cole
Frank Gorshin - Dr. Fletcher

“- Jack: I don't mean to be flippant or to enrage you or anything, but you're a psychotic man.
- Parry: I know.
- Jack: A very nice psychotic man.”
Jeff Bridges - Jack
Robin Williams - Parry

“I'm not afraid of that solitary pain. In fact, if I don't strip myself of all this clatter and clutter and ridiculous ritual, I shall go out of my fucking mind.”
William Hurt - Eddie Jessup

“- David Kessler: Alex, I've lost my mind. I woke up at the zoo! But you know what? I feel terrific!
- Nurse Alex Price: The zoo?
- David Kessler: Waking up at the zoo, that's not so insane. Having no clothes on? That's insane.”
David Naughton - David Kessler
Jenny Agutter - Nurse Alex Price

“- Grandpa Edwin Hoover: When you're young, you're crazy to do that shit.
- Frank Ginsberg: Well what about you?
- Grandpa Edwin Hoover: What about me? I'm old. When you're old you're crazy not to do it.”

Toni Collette - Sheryl Hoover
Steve Carrell - Frank Ginsberg
Alan Arkin - Grandpa Edwin Hoover

“- Margo Lane: Oh, God I dreamed.
- Lamont Cranston: So did I. What did you dream?
- Margo Lane: I was lying naked on a beach in the SouthSeas. The tide was coming up to my toes. The sun was beating down. My skin hot and cool at the same time. It was wonderful. What was yours?
- Lamont Cranston: I dreamed I tore all the skin off my face and was...” (continue)(continue reading)
Penelope Ann Miller - Margo Lane
Alec Baldwin - Lamont Cranston

“- Honey: Raven, you know, you're a really pretty girl. You could escape from all of this madness.
- Raven: Escape to what, Honey? I mean, my father is Zo-Zo, the three headed guard dog at the gate to hell.
- Honey: Oh, I'm sorry to hear that.”
Melanie Griffith - Honey Whitlock
Maggie Gyllenhaal - Raven

“You don't look historical. You look hysterical.”

Estelle Clark - Jane

“In an insane world, a sane man must appear insane.”
Paul McGann - Golic

“- Danny Vermin: [points to a parking space] Park there.
- Dutch: It's for the handicapped.
- Danny Vermin: I am handicapped. I'm psychotic.”
Joe Piscopo - Danny Vermin
Mark Jantzen - Dutch

“- Saphira: What you did was foolish... but I'm glad you did it.
- Eragon: Saphira, didn't an old magician once tell us one part brave, three parts fool?”
Rachel Weisz - Saphira
Ed Speleers - Eragon