Madness quotes

“What if I told you insane was working fifty hours a week in some office for fifty years... at the end of which they tell you to piss off? Ending up in some retirement village... hoping to die before suffering the indignity of trying to make it to the toilet on time. Wouldn't you consider that to be insane?”
Steve Buscemi - Garland 'The Marietta Mangler' Greene

“I got a lot of friends crazier than you. But none better.”
Jason Bernard - Tyrone Wattell

“Thanks for sharing the Holiday spirit, psycho.”
Jackie Sandler - Jennifer

“You think I need you all the time, when the truth is, you're so mad at the world, that nobody but me even wants to talk to you.”
Emma Roberts - Claire

“Be with me always. Take any form, drive me mad, only do not leave me in this dark alone where I cannot find you.”

Laurence Olivier - Heathcliff

“Look, no offense and all. But, you’re fucked in the head right?”
Leonardo DiCaprio - Richard

“You are a hallucination brought on by alcohol... Russian vodka poisoned by Chernobyl!”

Bill Murray - Frank Cross

“- Lisa Webber: You had another nightmare, didn't you?
- Jesse Walsh: Yes, I had a bad night.
- Lisa Webber: Do you want to talk about it?
- Jesse Walsh: My dad thinks I'm on drugs. My mom thinks I'm crazy. And, you know, at this point, I don't know if I don't disagree with her.”
Kim Myers - Lisa Webber
Mark Patton - Jesse Walsh

“- Pee-wee Herman: I wouldn't sell my bike for all the money in the world. Not for a hundred million, trillion, billion dollars!
- Francis Buxton: Then you're crazy!”
Paul Reubens - Pee-wee Herman
Mark Holton - Francis Buxton

“I can't get out of this!”

Christopher Walken - Whitley Strieber

“Hey bird! Did you just see a little Hare-Krishna midget in the tree, floatin’… or is it me?”
Eddie Murphy - Chandler Jarrell

“I've seen enough horror movies to know any weirdo wearing a mask is never friendly.”

Nancy McLoughlin - Lizbeth

“- Axel: Hey, hey. Where you going?
- Nurse Morgan: I'll tell you where I'm going! I'm going crazy!”
Bruce Mahler - Axel
Lisa Freeman - Nurse Morgan

“- Renee Pelagie: Desperation has driven me past etiquette, all the way to frenzy.
- Royer-Collard: My schedule is not subject to the whim of lunatics.
- Renee Pelagie: I beg to differ, you work in a madhouse. Your every waking moment is governed by the insane.”
Jane Menelaus - Renee Pelagie
Sir Michael Caine - Royer-Collard

“Ladies and gentlemen, it's just gibberish. Gibberish of an insane person.”
Harry Shearer - Dog Announcer

“I'm surprised you haven't heard of me, I got a bad reputation, like sometimes I just go nuts like now ha ha!”
Mel Gibson - Martin Riggs

“Madness is just overactive curiosity.”
Josh Lucas - Hank

“8 hours ago I was lunatic at the state asylum. Right? Now I gotta a yacht, I met a nice lady. I'm proud to be an American.”
Richard Pryor - Dr. Eddie Slattery

“When Johnny's in that mood, he's a madman! He's a maniac! And then things happen. Horrible things...”

Peter Lorre - Dr. Einstein

“Sonny, you are driving me crazy!”
Sally Field - Mary Ellen

“- Ray Hicks: Your husband once told somebody I was a psychopath.
- Marge Converse: That's the kind of thing he'd say.
- Ray Hicks: Do you think he could be right?
- Marge Converse: It's a very imprecise term.”
Nick Nolte - Ray Hicks
Tuesday Weld - Marge Converse

“Well, he believes he traveled here from another planet. What's your diagnosis, jet lag?”

Alfre Woodard - Dr. Claudia Villars

“- Weaponsmaster: Only a fool would want to come to this damn place.
- Beowulf: Unless he was already damned.”
Charles Robinson - Weaponsmaster
Christopher Lambert - Beowulf

“- Van Helsing: You're a deranged psychopath.
- Mr. Hyde: We all have our little problems.”
Hugh Jackman - Abraham Van Helsing
Robbie Coltrane - Mr. Edward Hyde

“- Edith Clark: I think our Daniel is a very fine young man.
- Desmond Johnson: He should be locked up.”
Maggie King - Edith Clark
Tim Robertson - Desmond Johnson