Madness quotes

“I got a lot of friends crazier than you. But none better.”
Jason Bernard - Tyrone Wattell

“Thanks for sharing the Holiday spirit, psycho.”
Jackie Sandler - Jennifer

“You think I need you all the time, when the truth is, you're so mad at the world, that nobody but me even wants to talk to you.”
Emma Roberts - Claire

“Be with me always. Take any form, drive me mad, only do not leave me in this dark alone where I cannot find you.”

Laurence Olivier - Heathcliff

“Look, no offense and all. But, you’re fucked in the head right?”
Leonardo DiCaprio - Richard

“You are a hallucination brought on by alcohol... Russian vodka poisoned by Chernobyl!”

Bill Murray - Frank Cross

“- Lisa Webber: You had another nightmare, didn't you?
- Jesse Walsh: Yes, I had a bad night.
- Lisa Webber: Do you want to talk about it?
- Jesse Walsh: My dad thinks I'm on drugs. My mom thinks I'm crazy. And, you know, at this point, I don't know if I don't disagree with her.”
Kim Myers - Lisa Webber
Mark Patton - Jesse Walsh

“- Pee-wee Herman: I wouldn't sell my bike for all the money in the world. Not for a hundred million, trillion, billion dollars!
- Francis Buxton: Then you're crazy!”
Paul Reubens - Pee-wee Herman
Mark Holton - Francis Buxton

“I can't get out of this!”

Christopher Walken - Whitley Strieber

“Hey bird! Did you just see a little Hare-Krishna midget in the tree, floatin’… or is it me?”
Eddie Murphy - Chandler Jarrell

“I've seen enough horrormovies to know any weirdo wearing a mask is never friendly.”

Nancy McLoughlin - Lizbeth

“- Axel: Hey, hey. Where you going?
- Nurse Morgan: I'll tell you where I'm going! I'm going crazy!”
Bruce Mahler - Axel
Lisa Freeman - Nurse Morgan

“- Renee Pelagie: Desperation has driven me past etiquette, all the way to frenzy.
- Royer-Collard: My schedule is not subject to the whim of lunatics.
- Renee Pelagie: I beg to differ, you work in a madhouse. Your every waking moment is governed by the insane.”
Jane Menelaus - Renee Pelagie
Sir Michael Caine - Royer-Collard

“Ladies and gentlemen, it's just gibberish. Gibberish of an insane person.”
Harry Shearer - Dog Announcer

“I'm surprised you haven't heard of me, I got a bad reputation, like sometimes I just go nuts like now ha ha!”
Mel Gibson - Martin Riggs

“Madness is just overactive curiosity.”
Josh Lucas - Hank

“8 hours ago I was lunatic at the state asylum. Right? Now I gotta a yacht, I met a nice lady. I'm proud to be an American.”
Richard Pryor - Dr. Eddie Slattery

“When Johnny's in that mood, he's a madman! He's a maniac! And then things happen. Horrible things...”

Peter Lorre - Dr. Einstein

“Sonny, you are driving me crazy!”
Sally Field - Mary Ellen

“- Ray Hicks: Your husband once told somebody I was a psychopath.
- Marge Converse: That's the kind of thing he'd say.
- Ray Hicks: Do you think he could be right?
- Marge Converse: It's a very imprecise term.”
Nick Nolte - Ray Hicks
Tuesday Weld - Marge Converse

“Well, he believes he traveled here from another planet. What's your diagnosis, jet lag?”

Alfre Woodard - Dr. Claudia Villars

“- Weaponsmaster: Only a fool would want to come to this damn place.
- Beowulf: Unless he was already damned.”
Charles Robinson - Weaponsmaster
Christopher Lambert - Beowulf

“- Van Helsing: You're a deranged psychopath.
- Mr. Hyde: We all have our little problems.”
Hugh Jackman - Abraham Van Helsing
Robbie Coltrane - Mr. Edward Hyde

“- Edith Clark: I think our Daniel is a very fine young man.
- Desmond Johnson: He should be locked up.”
Maggie King - Edith Clark
Tim Robertson - Desmond Johnson

“- Taylor: I don't know whether he's a psycho or just crazy.
- Hardwick: He may be a psycho but he's definitely not crazy.”

Sean Bowen - Taylor
Charles Kay-Hune - Hardwick