Madness quotes

“You forget, doctor, that madmen have great strength. Dracula has great strength.”

Edward Van Sloan - Abraham Van Helsing

“- Johnny Utah: I gotta be fucking crazy!
- Bodhi: But are you crazy enough?”

Keanu Reeves - Johnny Utah
Patrick Swayze - Bodhi

“- Eddie Kent: He's crazy.
- Tugboat Annie: Sure. But, he's the boss.”

Ronald Reagan - Eddie Kent
Marjorie Rambeau - Tugboat Annie

“Just because the whole thing is crazy doesn't mean it won't make it on Broadway!”

Art Carney - Bernard Crawford

“We all worry about going mad, don't we? How would we know? Those of us who live in our minds, anyway. Other people would tell us.”
Dame Judi Dench - Iris Murdoch

“Richie, I love you man, but you are definitely new to the planet!”
Peter Weller - Roland Dalton

“It's so crazy, it just might work.”
Dana Carvey - Pistachio Disguisey

“- Daniel: I had no idea just how sick you guys were.
- Frank: Come spend a day with us.
- Daniel: I'd rather shove this club up my ass.
- Glen: I'll do it for you.”
Michael J. Fox - Daniel
Phil Hartman - Frank
Jere Burns - Glen

“- Ray: What if I fly into a rage and attack you?
- Lena: You're sedated.
- Ray: I am? I don't feel sedated.
- Lena: That's because you're crazy.”
James Spader - Ray
Mädchen Amick - Lena

“- Regina Belmont: You're crazy!
- Willy: I'm not crazy, I just don't give a fuck.”
Catherine Mary Stewart - Regina Belmont
Ivan E. Roth - Willy

“- Col. Von Strohm: Do you think he has a screw loose?
- Gen. Von Klinkerhoffen: In my opinion, a whole Meccano set is falling apart in there!”

Richard Marner - Colonel Kurt von Strohm
Hilary Minster - General Erich von Klinkerhoffen

“Insane asylums are filled with people who think they're Jesus or Satan. Very few have delusions of being a guy down the block who works for an insurance company.”
Julia Roberts - Patricia Watson

“- Jack Putter: Did you hear that?
- Waiting Room Patient: Hear what?
- Jack Putter: You didn't hear that then?
- Waiting Room Patient: No, I'm sorry, I didn't hear anything. Are you feeling all right?
- Jack Putter: Would I be in a doctor's office if I was feeling all right?”

Martin Hayter Short - Jack Putter
Andrea Martin - Waiting Room Patient

“I moved here and I thought, Great! I'm outta the big city and I'm finally in a place where everybody isn't gonna be crawling up everybody's asshole every day! A place where maybe my biggest nightmare is going to be getting some goddamn cat out of a tree! But forget that! Everybody is insane, everywhere!”
Ed Harris - Sheriff Alan Pangborn

“The police thought that it was what the old-timers used to call cabin fever. A kind of claustrophobic reaction which can occur when people are shut in together over long periods of time.”

Barry Nelson - Ullman

“[Clark punches the Marty Moose statue]
- Ellen Griswold: Clark, what are you doing?
- Clark Griswold: We watch his program... We buy his toys, we go to his movies... he owes us. Doesn't he owe us, huh? He owes the Griswolds, right? Fucking a right he owes us!
- Ellen Griswold: Clark, you're scaring me!”
Beverly D'Angelo - Ellen Griswold
Chevy Chase - Clark Griswold

“You see these Nazis operating here, and you think of all those in Germany, you can't help feeling somehow that they're absolutely insane.”
Edward G. Robinson - Edward 'Ed' Renard

“You know what's better than getting mad? Getting even.”
Helen Hunt - Lynne Stone

“I still hear from her occasionally, screaming. I think the dead should shut up, unless there's something to say.”
Jason Miller - Patient X

“- Jackson Two-Bears: Look at your eyes!
- Shelleen: What's wrong with my eyes?
- Jackson Two-Bears: Well they're red, bloodshot.
- Sheleen: You ought to see them from my side.”
Tom Nardini - Jackson Two-Bears
Lee Marvin - Shelleen

“Down here at Crazy Gene's Used Airplanes, people think we're out of our minds since we slashed the prices on our used C-123's!”
Mel Gibson - Gene

“- Sol Robeson: This is insanity, Max.
- Maximillian Cohen: Or maybe it's genius.”
Mark Margolis - Sol Robeson
Sean Gullette - Maximillian Cohen

“- Sundown: I'm crazy about you, Jack. Are you crazy about me?
- Jack Lester: I'd be crazy if I was.”
Joan Woodbury - Sundown
Bernard Nedell - Jack Lester

“- Terry Alba: What do you think went through Billy's mind when he did it?
- Sam Burnside: The bullet.”
Dagmara Dominczyk - Terry Alba
Ethan Embry - Sam Burnside

“She's still crazy about him. He's still crazy.”

Dori Brenner - Sylvia Rosenberg