Madness quotes

“He's not that famous a writer that he can afford to go nuts.”
Debbie Reynolds - Beatrice Henderson

“- Roger Cobb: Who are all these freaks?
- Frank McGraw: Your most devoted fans.”
William Katt - Roger Cobb
Steve Susskind - Frank McGraw

“- Mrs. Random: Why is he wearing your negligee?
- Susan Vance: Mark said that if he wants to wear a negligee, we have to let him wear a negligee.”

May Robson - Mrs. Random
Katharine Hepburn - Susan Vance

“- Susan Morton: Hey honey, how was school?
- Carson Morton: The only girl who talked to me also talked to herself
- Susan Morton: Oh see, I always told you you were special. You are the most interesting person other than her.”
Nancy Travis - Susan Morton
Jamie Renée Smith - Carson Morton

“- Guildenstern: I think I have it. A man talking sense to himself is no madder than a man talking nonsense not to himself.
- Rosencrantz: Or just as mad.”
Tim Roth - Guildenstern
Gary Leonard Oldman - Rosencrantz

“I want a serious girlfriend. Somebody I can love, that's gonna love me back. Is that psycho?”
Michael Schoeffling - Jake

“- Wadsworth: Professor Plum, you were once a professor of psychiatry specializing in helping paranoid and homicidal lunatics suffering from delusions of grandeur.
- Professor Plum: Yes, but now I work for the United Nations.
- Wadsworth: So your work has not changed.”
Tim Curry - Wadsworth
Chris Lloyd - Professor Plum

“- The Driver: Better get new plates if you plan on taking it out again. People might be looking for it.
- Glasses: You're crazy”

Ryan O'Neal - The Driver
Joseph Walsh - Glasses

“- Charlie: I have to take a pill every six hours or I feel... funny. No big deal.
- Irene: What's it called?
- Charlie: Advanced delusionary schizophrenia with involuntary narcissistic rage.”
Jim Carrey - Charlie
Renee Zellweger - Irene

“Has there ever been any insanity in your family?”

Charles Waldron - District Attorney

“- Girl in Bathroom: She watched her mom get butchered.
- Cheerleader in Bathroom: And it fucked her up royally. Think about it, her mother's death leaves her disturbed and hostile in a cruel and inhumane world.”
Nancy Anne Ridder - Girl in Bathroom
Leonora Scelfo - Cheerleader in Bathroom

“- Margaret Alford: What are you, darling? Where's your costume?
- Wednesday: This is my costume. I'm a homicidal maniac. They look just like everybody else.”

Dana Ivey - Margaret Alford
Christina Ricci - Wednesday Addams

“- Judy Bernly: Where's the body?
- Violet Newstead: In the trunk! Look, all we have to do is get some cement blocks, chain them to his feet and pitch him off the end of the pier, and no one will ever know.
- Doralee Rhodes: You are crazy! They'll find it, they always find it!
- Violet Newstead: Oh oh, crazy am I? They never found Jimmy Hoffa!”
Jane Seymour Fonda - Judy Bernly
Lily Tomlin - Violet Newstead
Dolly Parton - Doralee Rhodes

“- Dr. Molly Griswold: You've come for therapy? Okay, look, Roy, you know, you really need to make an appointment. Because I have a client in a half an hour.
- Roy McAvoy: That's enough time. Thirty minutes? Hell, I'm not that fucked up.”
Rene Russo - Dr. Molly Griswold
Kevin Costner - Roy McAvoy

“- Jack Slater: I'm not worried that you're crazy anymore. I'm worried that you're right. But if I go, how do I get back?
- Danny Madigan: You can't go through life nitpicking every little thing.”

Arnold Schwarzenegger - Jack Slater
Austin O'Brien - Danny Madigan

“Ah, it's great to be young and insane!”
Michael Keaton - Billy Caufield

“- Sam Lombardo: You scared the shit out of me. Are you fuckin' crazy?
- Kelly Van Ryan: Yeah, I'm crazy. Ask my mom.”

Matt Dillon - Sam Lombardo
Denise Richards - Kelly Van Ryan

“- Guy on Dock: Careful, Harry! He's mad as a hornet and drunk as skunk!
- Harry Whitney: My favorite combination.”

Keith Carradine - Harry Whitney

“- Willie Scott: Oh my God. Oh my God, is he nuts?
- Short Round: He's not nuts, he's crazy!”

Kate Capshaw - Willie Scott
Jonathan Ke Quan - Short Round

“- Prison Guard: Is something burning?
- Frank Morris: What? I don't smell nothing.
- Prison Guard: It must be my imagination. Working nights really gets to you.
- Frank Morris: You should try it from my side.”
Clint Eastwood - Frank Morris

“- Mitch: How blind are you? Can't you see this guy's crazy?
- Galt: Can't you see I don't give a shit?”
David Caruso - Mitch
Jack Starrett - Galt

“I'm not crazy; I'm just colorful.”
Strother Martin - Percy Garris

“I may not be crazy, but I'm stupid.”
Sylvester Stallone - Jim Rainbo

“- Sergeant Vincente: You're not out of here in 30 seconds, you got a night in jail!
- Billy Caufield: What kind of bonehead cop would send four confessed mental patients back out in the streets?”
Brad Sullivan - Sergeant Vincente
Michael Keaton - Billy Caufield

“To keep from going crazy, you have to cut yourself off from the outside world, just not think about it.”
Robert De Niro - Noodles