Magic quotes

“No earthly power can help those that are marked by the sign of the pentagram.”
Lon Chaney Jr. - Larry Talbot

“Hello, I want my book. Bonjour, je veux mon livre.”

Bette Midler - Winifred

“When you open a flood gate, how do you undo it? You unleash something with a spell, there's no undoing. It must run it's course.”
Assumpta Serna - Lirio

“- Beowulf: You were right. It was your magic that brought me here.
- Kyra: And it will be my magic that brings you back.”
Christopher Lambert - Beowulf
Rhona Mitra - Kyra

“There is magic in the world.”
June Havoc - Helen Morell

“- Harmony: Don't say that to her! There is too a Santa, and this is his magic sack!
- Lacy: If that's Santa's sack, why do you have it?”

Noelle Parker - Harmony
Phran Gauci - Lacy

“Talking looking glasses, tricky queens, secret doors. This place burns me up!”
Jonathan Harris - Sunburn

“It's a kind of magic. Firelight makes time stand still. When you put out the lamps and sit in the firelight's glow there aren't any rules any more.”

Sophie Marceau - Elisabeth Laurier

“I'm not some sort of friendly cartoon Genie. And that is not a bottle, it is a spacecraft. I'm of a highly evolved alien species. I don't do funny voices, I don't sing catchy songs and I do not posess a magic carpet for your big bloated behinds to float upon! I'm here to observe your species mating rituals. Ok, Dum-Dums?”

Alan Cumming - Gazoo

“- Mary Poppins: Why, it's the most disgraceful sight I've ever seen, or my name isn't Mary Poppins.
- Bert: Speakin' o' names, I know a man with a wooden leg named Smith.
- Uncle Albert: What's the name of his other leg?”

Julie Andrews - Mary Poppins
Dick Van Dyke - Bert
Ed Wynn - Uncle Albert

“It is a lonely life, the way of the necromancer... oh, yes. Lacrimae Mundi - the tears of the world.”
Nicol Williamson - Merlin

“- San: Even if all the trees grow back, it won't be his forest anymore. The Forest Spirit is dead.
- Ashitaka: Never. He is life itself. He isn't dead, San. He is here with us now, telling us, it's time for both of us to live.”
Claire Danes - San
Billy Crudup - Ashitaka

“- Molly Grue: What is the use of wizardry if it cannot save a unicorn?
- Schmendrick: That is what heroes are for.”
Tammy Grimes - Molly Grue
Alan Arkin - Schmendrick

“Stop! I smell children.”
Bette Midler - Winifred

“- Dan Gillis: How did you bring them back to life?
- Dobbs: Call it black magic. Call it a medical breakthrough. I'll take my secret to the grave.”
James Farentino - Sheriff Dan Gillis
Jack Albertson - William G. Dobbs

“The spell you broke on your head falls, you shall crack nuts, prince of the dolls.”
Phyllis Diller - Mousequeen

“You have enslaved him. You have placed Fester under some strange sexual spell. I respect that. But please, may we see him?”

Anjelica Huston - Morticia Addams

“- Unicorn: I'm looking for others like me. Have you seen them, Magician?
- Schmendrick: No, I've never seen anyone like you. Not while I was awake, anyway.”
Mia Farrow - Unicorn
Alan Arkin - Schmendrick

“- Rizzo the Rat: Terrific. Captured by crazed wild pigs and sacrificed hideously before a pagan altar.
- The Great Gonzo: Are we lucky or what?”
Steve Whitmire - Rizzo the Rat
Dave Goelz - The Great Gonzo

“- Madmartigan: That's magic? It smells terrible.
- Willow Ufgood: It's the life spark. It forms...
- Madmartigan: Well, it stinks! This whole thing stinks!”
Val Kilmer - Madmartigan
Warwick Davis - Willow Ufgood

“Do not be fooled by its commonplace appearance. Like so many things, it is not what is outside, but what is inside that counts. This is no ordinary lamp! It once changed the course of a young man's life; a young man who, like this lamp, was more than what he seemed: a diamond in the rough. Perhaps you would like to hear the tale? It begins on a...” (continue)(continue reading)

Robin Williams - Peddler

“Thank you for choosing Magic Carpet for all your travel needs. Don't stand until the rug has come to a complete stop. Thank you. Goodbye now. Goodbye. Goodbye. Thank you. Goodbye.”

Robin Williams - The Genie

“- High Aldwin: Go in the direction the bird is flying!
- Burgelcutt: He's going back to village!
- High Aldwin: Ignore the bird. Follow the river.”

Billy Barty - High Aldwin
Mark Northover - Burglekutt