Magic quotes

“Even as we speak, the wizards gather in the south.”
Patricia Quinn - Woman, Sorceress

“- Winifred: Look...it's a black river. [Pushes Sarah on the road]
- Sarah: Tis firm! Tis firm as stone!...
- Winifred: Why it's a road!”
Bette Midler - Winifred
Sarah Jessica Parker - Sarah

“- Grumpy: She's an old witch! And I'm warnin' ya, if that queen finds her here, she'll swoop down and wreak her vengeance on us!
- Snow White: But she doesn't know where I am.
- Grumpy: She don't, eh? She knows everything. She's full of black magic! She can even make herself invisible. Pfft! Might be in this room right now!”

Pinto Colvig - Grumpy
Adriana Caselotti - Snow White

“- Rool: That's Raziel?
- Franjean: I don't know, I expected something more grand, less...
- Rool: Fuzzy.
- Franjean: Fuzzy.”

Kevin Pollak - Rool
Rick Overton - Franjean

“Unlike the Greek, England has no true mythology. All we have are witches and fairies.”
Emma Thompson - Margaret Schlegel

“Louise! I prepared you a wholesome breakfast. Here's your morning paper, I took the liberty of ironing your homework.”
Joshua John Miller - Richie Miller

“- Pinstripe lawyer: Help me out here. Please, how?
[Egg Shen raises his hands, and a small bolt of lightning jumps between his palms. Pinstripe Lawyer stares, open-mouthed]
- Egg Shen: See? That was nothing. But that's how it always begins. Very small.”

Jerry Hardin - Pinstripe lawyer
Victor Wong - Egg Shen

“It's like, hypnotism, right? Suggestion? And when this stuff works, its because someone believes it works? And if you thought, you know, that magic made you sick... you might believe in a magic cure?”
Kate Hudson - Caroline Ellis

“- Unicorn: You are a true wizard now, as you always wished. Does it make you happy?
- Schmendrick: Men don't always know when they're happy. But I think so. And you?”
Mia Farrow - Unicorn
Alan Arkin - Schmendrick

“Be rary of wousing a rizard's wrath - rousing a rizard's. Be wary of making a magician angry!”
Alan Arkin - Schmendrick

“- Jane: Trust? Pixie Dust? Mother, those are just words from your stories. They don't mean anything.
- Danny: Yes they do. Peter Pan says they'll make you fly.”
Harriet Owen - Jane
Andrew McDonough - Danny

“Sweet princess, if through this wicked witches trick a spindle should your finger prick, a ray of hope there still may be in this, the gift I give at thee. Not in death but just in sleep the fateful prophecy you'll keep, and from this slumber you shall wake when true love's kiss the spell shall break.”
Barbara Luddy - Merryweather

You're at home, hosting a birthday party for your daughter, and you've just shelled out 50 bucks so some pathetic loser can pull a mangy rabbit out of a flea market hat. At first, you might wonder to yourself "How did he do that?". But then you would probably just dismiss it as some sort of a trick. And you know something? You'd be right! It's... (continue)(continue reading)
Penn Fraser Jillette - Himself - Host (segment "The Sorcerer's Apprentice")

“- Maggie Witzky: She's a witch. She took one look at me and guessed. Well, say something.
- Tom Witzky: Bummer.
- Maggie Witzky: Something else.”
Kathryn Erbe - Maggie
Kevin Bacon - Tom

“Burt, stop this worrying. You must have heard surely of movie magic. You should be a stunt man, who is an actor, who is a character in a movie, who is an enemy soldier. Who'll look for you amongst all those? People like to believe in things, and policemen are just people. Or so I'm told. Frankly, our problem is so simple it's almost beneath us....” (continue)(continue reading)
Peter O'Toole - Eli Cross

“True magic is neither black, nor white... it's both because nature is both. Loving and cruel, all at the same time.”
Assumpta Serna - Lirio

“- Felicity Shagwell: I thought you didn't like me!
- Austin: Oh no, baby. You're very shagadelic. I just didn't want to fall in love again, and I thought you'd never love me without my mojo. It's not you. You're fab, you're switched on, you're a bit of alright!”
Heather Graham - Felicity Shagwell
Mike Myers - Austin Powers

“I always wish for the same two things, which are really only one thing. I want something magical to happen to me. And I wanted my mother to get well.”
Evan Rachel Wood - Harriet Frankovitz

“Book darling... come to mummy..”
Bette Midler - Winifred

“The old ones say when a man and an animal have spilled each other's blood, they become one.”
Gordon Tootoosis - One Stab

“- Santa: I don't think I've quite got the magic for another trip.
- Businessman: That's how I feel every time they send me to Pittsburgh.”
Douglas Seale - Santa
Jack Swanson - Businessman

“- Kenny Hampson: I watched you tonight. You liked him.
- Alana Maxwell: No. Kenny, you're better than he is. I'm sure you're better than he is.
- Kenny Hampson: I am. He didn't know how to cut a woman into pieces.”

Derek McKinnon - Kenny Hampson
Jamie Lee Curtis - Alana

“The spell book. All witches keep grimoires, yet one is indestructible, one is the bible of black magic - the Grand Grimoire. Always witches have lusted for it, and now, here, I find a page - one lone page!”
Richard R. Grant - Giles Redferne

“- Max: You've messed with the great and powerful Max! Now you must suffer the consequences! I'm going to summon the burning rain of death!
- Winifred, Sarah and Mary Sanderson: The burning rain of death?
- Max: [lights lighter]
vWinifred Sanderson: Look, he makes fire in his hand.
- Max: [raises lighter to sprinkler, and the spreads out his arms...” (continue)(continue reading)
Omri Katz - Max
Bette Midler - Winifred
Sarah Jessica Parker - Sarah
Kathy Najimy - Mary

“Be grateful, little trolls in China don't even get milk.”

Jim Varney - Ernest