Maidenhood quotes

“- Bethany: Jesus didn't have any brothers or sisters. Mary was a virgin.
- Rufus: Mary gave birth to Christ without having known a man's touch, that's true. But she did have a husband. And do you really think he'd have stayed married to her all those years if he wasn't getting laid? The nature of God and the Virgin birth, those are leaps of...” (continue)(continue reading)
Linda Fiorentino - Bethany
Chris Rock - Rufus

“Denise walked into one of the rooms and... whammo! The petals fell. Over the year I have counted enough fallen petals to cover the Rose Bowl.”

Louanne - Suzie Middleberg

“Alright, virgins to the left, non-virgins to the right. You guys split 'em up however you want.”

Bill Murray - Tripper

“This could be our last night on Earth. You don't want to die a virgin, do you?”
Devon Gummersall - Philip

“Take me, but spare my friend... She's a virgin.”
Wendy Foxworth - Tina Williams

“- Danielle: Wait. I don't know if I'm ready for this.
- Sebastian: That's cool.
- Danielle: I'm sorry. It's just that yesterday was my first kiss, and now you're practically touching my breast. At this rate, your dick will be in my mouth by lunch.”
Sarah Thompson - Danielle Sherman
Robin Dunne - Sebastian Valmont

“- Nell: A virgin, bona fide.
- Brothel Patron: How old is she?
- Nell: Do you want to put me in jail? She's just old enough. She's the finest delicacy New Orleans has to offer, and it's her wish that one of you gentleman be the first.”

Frances Faye - Nell
Stocker Fontelieu - Brothel Patron

“- Lisabeth Hepburn-Saravian: Would you believe that I was a virgin when I got married?
- Clare Lipkin: Well, so was I, according to my publicist.”
Mary Woronov - Lisabeth Hepburn-Saravian
Jacqueline Bisset - Clare Lipkin

“- Hannah Wald: Technically I don't think I'm a virgin anymore. This past summer at church camp I think I had my first orgasm.
- Kansas Hill: Any sentence that starts with church camp ain't leading to the big O.”
Rachel Blanchard - Hannah Wald
Mena Suvari - Kansas Hill

- Walter "Gib" Gibson: You told her I was a virgin?
- Lance: So I exaggerated a little. Girls like virgins. They find them a challenge.
- Walter "Gib" Gibson: She thought I was gay!
- Lance: It's a bigger challenge.
John Cusack - Walter "Gib" Gibson
Anthony Edwards - Lance

“There comes a time when it is psychologically impossible for a woman to lose her virginity - you can't wait too long, you know.”
Sir John Hurt - The Countess

“- Tai: Why should I listen to you, anyway? You're a virgin who can't drive.
- Cher: That was way harsh, Tai.”
Brittany Murphy - Tai
Alicia Silverstone - Cher

“Virginity! Another test you have to undergo, that combines the two concepts that interest me the most... pleasure and pain! Pain, and pleasure.”
Vic Diaz - Huan To

“Holy hymens, Batman - they're killing virgins!”
Keram Malicki-Sánchez - Timmy

“- Paulie Bleeker: I still have your underwear.
- Juno MacGuff: I still have your virginity.
- Paulie Bleeker: Would you shut up?”
Michael Cera - Paulie Bleeker
Ellen Page - Juno MacGuff

“- Sarah: It doesn't always happen the first time.
- Meg: That's not what they told us in high school.”

Glenn Close - Sarah
Mary Kay Place - Meg

“- Maurey Pierce: We're both virgins, but someday we're gonna find ourselves doing it for real.
- Sam Callahan: So today's sex isn't real?
- Maurey Pierce: We're just friends helping each other learn a new skill. This is practice.
- Sam Callahan: So, will we still be virgins afterward?”
Mischa Barton - Maurey Pierce
Bug Hall - Sam Callahan

“I was a virgin. My virginity was my most cherished possession. My gift from God. My gift was taken from me.”
Natalie Dormer - Victoria

What's the Klingon for "I'm going to die a virgin"?
Dan Fogler - Hutch

“- Marina: You should dye your hair Holly, you look like a virgin.
- Holly: I am a virgin.
- Marina: But you don't need to broadcast it.”
Anna Friel - Marina
Michelle Williams - Holly

“- Britney: I am a virgin.
- Brad: Shh. I'm a quarterback, babe. People expect me to score.”
Hayden Panettiere - Britney
Jake McDorman - Brad

“- Travis W. Redfish: A virgin? How'd you get to be that?
- Lola Bouilliabase: I was born that way.”
Meat Loaf - Travis W. Redfish
Kaki Hunter - Lola Bouilliabase

“- Tamara: The truth is, I have no claim on him. He probably always loved you. I'm, I'm sure he slept with you before me.
- Yadwiga: Oh, no! I was an innocent girl! I came to him a virgin.
- Tamara: Oh, congratulations. Men love virgins. If every man had his way, every woman would lie down a prostitute and get up a virgin.”

Anjelica Huston - Tamara
Malgorzata Zajaczkowska - Yadwiga

“The school virgin's home alone with her pussy, and I'm taking her to see Dawson. God, I've become a total fag.”

Robin Dunne - Sebastian Valmont

“- Pucci: We could return your reputation and your virginity to you.
- Victoria: You could do that?
- Pucci: Oh, yes. We are the Catholic Church. We can do anything.”
Jeremy Irons - Pucci
Natalie Dormer - Victoria