Maidenhood quotes

“- Follower: Excuse me, are you a virgin?
- Mandy Cohen: I beg your pardon?
- Follower: If it's not a personal question - are you a virgin?
- Mandy Cohen: If it's not a personal question? How much more personal can you get? Now, piss off!”
Eric Idle - Follower
Terry Jones - Mandy Cohen

“- Rebecca: So, what do you do if you're a Satanist anyway?
- Enid: Sacrifice virgins and stuff.
- Rebecca: Well, that lets us off the hook.”
Scarlett Johansson - Rebecca
Thora Birch - Enid

“I can't understand the reason for such cruelty. It must have something to do with some obscure sexual rite or with the almost profound respect these primitives have for virginity.”

Carl Gabriel Yorke - Alan Yates

“I can't believe this is what I'll be wearing the last night I'm a virgin! ...Or should I say, what I'll be taking off?”
Ashley Johnson - Alex Marshall

“You don't move like no virgin.”
Dennis Quaid - Jerry Lee Lewis

“- Amanda Brooks: I lost my virginity.
- Margo Brofman: Obviously without your consent.
- Amanda Brooks: I passed out; I don't remember anything.
- Margo Brofman: Who's the unlucky man?”
Ellen Barkin - Amanda Brooks
JoBeth Williams - Margo Brofman

- Sam: Was she supposed to be a virgin?
- Cameron: Yeah.
- Sam: I had a virgin once. I had to fly to Guatemala for her. She was blind in one eye and had a stuffed alligator that said "Welcome to Miami Beach".
Allen Garfield - Sam
Steve Railsback - Cameron

“- Sam Callahan: I don't have a father.
- Maurey Pierce: Did he die?
- Sam Callahan: Lydia won't tell me anything about him. When she's drunk she claims virgin birth like Mary and Jesus.”
Bug Hall - Sam Callahan
Mischa Barton - Maurey Pierce

“- Lady Ottoline Morrell: You know as well as I do it's a sickness with Carrington. A girl of that age still a virgin. It's absurd.
- Lytton Strachey: I was still a virgin at her age.
- Lady Ottoline Morrell: But that's my whole point. Don't you see? So was I. Is there to be no progress?”
Penelope Wilton - Lady Ottoline Morrell
Jonathan Pryce - Lytton Strachey

“- Max: You've messed with the great and powerful Max! Now you must suffer the consequences! I'm going to summon the burning rain of death!
- Winifred, Sarah and Mary Sanderson: The burning rain of death?
- Max: [lights lighter]
vWinifred Sanderson: Look, he makes fire in his hand.
- Max: [raises lighter to sprinkler, and the spreads out his arms...” (continue)(continue reading)
Omri Katz - Max
Bette Midler - Winifred
Sarah Jessica Parker - Sarah
Kathy Najimy - Mary

“- Eliot: Are you telling me I popped your cherry?
- Vivian: I didn't want to make a big deal out of it. I just wanted to get it over with. No ceremony.
- Eliot: That puts a lot of pressure on a man. Did you think of that? Did you think of me? You know what this makes me? A criminal. On 2 counts! Devirginizing a minor.”

Kevin Corrigan - Eliot
Natasha Lyonne - Vivian

“- Eugene: Is she a virgin?
- Scary German Guy: Yes, she can do it!
- Patrick: She can't read, she's five years old!
- Scary German Guy: I'll help her!”

Michael Faustino - Eugene
Leonardo Cimino - Scary German Guy
Robby Kiger - Patrick

“Look frat boy. I'm a virgin. I'm certainly not losin' it to some player like you. Savin' myself for... Marilyn Manson.”
Megahn Perry - Mo

“- Victor: I'm a virgin.
- Neil: Wh - you're joking, right, dude? I mean, you're a stallion, man, you've had like fifty or sixty women, so it's, you know, it's like...
- Victor: Actually it's closer to... zero.
- Neil: Oh my god, oh my god. You are a loser! You are a loser! No!
- Neil: You're such a loser. ”
Ken Marino - Victor
Joe Lo Truglio - Neil

“- Patrick: You're not a virgin are you? No? What do you mean no?
- Patrick's Sister: Well, Steve... but he doesn't count.
- Patrick: Doesn't count?”
Robby Kiger - Patrick
Lisa Fuller - Patrick's Sister

“- Angel: I'm not a woman... Randy. Making love is... it's... it's... it's different... than what I thought it was... gonna be... like.
- Randy: You mean, you never did it before? Christ, why didn't you tell me?
- Angel: I thought it would turn you off. Virgins are weird, right?”
Kristy McNichol - Angel
Matt Dillon - Randy

“- Angel: When did you lose your virginity? I just want to know.
- Ms. Bright: Why? Now why do you want to know that? Curiosity? I know I must have been at least nineteen.
- Angel: Nineteen?
- Ms. Bright: It was nothing. Still is nothing.”
Kristy McNichol - Angel
Margaret Blye - Ms. Bright

- Rebecca Fernhurst: You had sex, didn't you? Well, talk to me you big slut, how was it?
- Andrea Marr: Disappointing. I wish I'd saved it.
- Rebecca Fernhurst: Oh, no way. You gotta get that first one over with. That way when it really counts, you're not sitting there the whole time going, "I'm not a virgin anymore, I'm not a virgin anymore".... (continue)(continue reading)
Summer Phoenix - Rebecca Fernhurst
Dominique Swain - Andrea Marr

“The fruit is so ripe, it's ready to fall off the tree.”

Bo Derek - Lida MacGillivery

“Technically I'm still a virgin. There was this one day in third grade when Matthew Kingsley came over and we played doctor. He confused my vagina with my anus and took my temperature with a fire engine red crayon. From then on whenever I'd hear a siren I'd giggle.”
Leelee Sobieski - Jennifer - 'J'

“Is she really a virgin? Because I've never seen one before.”

Jonathan Stark - Charlie

“- Edward J. (Babe) Heffron: Goddamn virgin, just a kid.
- Ralph F. (Doc) Spina: Only virgin I know is the Virgin Mary.”
Robin Laing - Edward J. (Babe) Heffron
Tony Devlin - Ralph F. (Doc) Spina

“- Sultan: What about the virgins?
- The Right Ordinary Horatio Jackson: Please, forget the virgins. We're out of virgins!”
Peter Jeffrey - Sultan
Jonathan Pryce - The Right Ordinary Horatio Jackson

“- Percival: How dare you deflower the king's daughter.
- Jamal Walker: Believe me, someone got to that flower long before I did.”
Vincent Regan - Percival
Martin Lawrence - Jamal Walker

- Tai: Cher, you're a virgin?
- Cher: You say that like it's a bad thing.
- Dionne: Besides, the PC term is "hymenally challenged".
Brittany Murphy - Tai
Alicia Silverstone - Cher
Stacey Dash - Dionne