Men quotes

“God gave men both a penis and a brain, but unfortunately not enough blood supply to run both at the same time.”

Robin Williams

“You come out of a woman and you spend the rest of your life trying to get back inside.”
Heathcote Williams

“Women might be able to fake orgasms. But men can fake a whole relationship.”
Sharon Stone

“A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend. A successful woman is one who can find such a man.”
Lana Turner

“Handsome, thin, sophisticated men often fall madly in love with larger women, we just never see it on TV.”
Camryn Manheim

“Why is it always the man's fault? No matter where you go, it's like you're some sort of wandering guilty person without even having harmed a simple kitten. I actually get sad when I think about it. If one is so unfortunate as to have been born... male, then you're also born guilty. Think of the injustice in that. Women are always the victims,...” (continue)(continue reading)
Matt Dillon - Jack

“Man ain't like a dog. I'm talking about man as in mankind. Because we are a lot like a dog. You know, we like to piss on things. Sniff a bitch when we can. Even get a little pink hard-on the way they do. We territorial as shit. We gonna protect our own. But man, he know about death. Got him a sense of history. Got religion. A dog don't know shit...” (continue)(continue reading)
Terrence Howard - Djay

“All cowboys ain't dumb. Some of them got smarts real good, like me.”
John Travolta - Bud

“The men in Hollywood? They're either married, going through divorce, or want to do your hair.”
Doris Day

“The irony is that the more unapologetically sexist men are in movies, the more women tend to be attracted to them in person.”
Jon Favreau

“The best way to get most husbands to do something is to suggest that perhaps they're too old to do it.”
Shirley MacLaine

“A man can sleep around, no questions asked, but if a woman makes nineteen or twenty mistakes she's a tramp.”
Joan Rivers

“I came to coach basketball players, and you became students. I came to teach boys, and you became men.”
Samuel L. Jackson - Coach Ken Carter

“How you get all that traffic with no equipment is beyond me!”

Tyler Tyhurst - Buck

“Brother Baxter-You're a man. Men don't wear makeup.
Conor-But why not? People in the 18th century wore makeup. That means people like Mozart wore makeup, and he was a man.”
Don Wycherley - Brother Baxter
Ferdia Walsh-Peelo - Conor

“- Monte: You know, Mildred, in the spring, a young man's fancy lightly turns to what he's been thinking about all winter.
- Mildred: It's a good thing California winters are so short.”
Zachary Scott - Monte Beragon
Joan Crawford - Mildred Pierce

“It's a book about a man who doesn't know he's about to die and then dies. But if the man does know he's going to die and dies anyway, dies willingly, knowing he could stop it, then isn't that the type of man you want to keep alive?”
Emma Thompson - Karen Eiffel

“Don't get me wrong, I look away. We all look away. But that is the difference between a man and a king.”
Àstrid Bergès-Frisbey - The Mage

“- Miriam: Do they know you take an interest in the theater?
- Pierce: Well, an unmarried gentleman must amuse himself.
- Miriam: Must he?”

Lesley-Anne Down - Miriam
Sir Sean Connery - Pierce

“A man washes his hands before or after tending to his needs. It tells you a lot about a man. He does it both times - points to a weakness in character.”
Michael Shannon - Richard Strickland

“Great men were made by other great men. Patton had Rommel, Grant had Lee, I get stuck with you.”

Will Patton - General Bethlehem

“Boys are cheats and liars, they're such a big disgrace. They will tell you anything to get to second base... ball, baseball he thinks he's gonna score. If you let him go all the way then you are a hor... ticulture studies flowers, geologist studies rocks. The only thing a guy wants from you is a place to put his cock... roaches, beetles,...” (continue)(continue reading)
Rob Schneider - Jessica
Anna Faris - April

“There's a group for men in Hollywood called Divorce Anonymous. It works like this: if a member of the group starts to feel the urge to divorce, they send over an accountant to talk him out of it.”
Sir Sean Connery

“Why are you people so threatened by a woman?”

Colin Firth - Geoffrey Clifton

“Men are haunted by the vastness of eternity. And so we ask ourselves: will our actions echo across the centuries? Will strangers hear our names long after we are gone, and wonder who we were, how bravely we fought, how fiercely we loved?”
Sean Bean - Odysseus