Men quotes

“- Josie Geller: The right guy, he's out there. I'm just not gonna go kiss a whole bunch of losers to get to him.
- Anita: Yeah, but you know what? Sometimes kissing losers can be a really fun diversion.”
Drew Barrymore - Josie Geller
Molly Shannon - Anita

“- Harriet: Aren't you ever going to marry?
- Alison Drake: No thanks, not me. You know, a long time ago I decided to travel the same open road that men travel. So, I treat men exactly the way they've always treated women.”
Lois Wilson - Harriet
Ruth Chatterton - Alison Drake

“Men! Mum's right. They stay kids all their fucking lives. And they end up heroes… or monsters. Either way they win. Women have to grow up.”
Susan Fleetwood - Rose

“I've met another man. He's the best man I've ever met. He's bright, handsome and he's crazy about me. And, he's married. There's only one thing; he doesn't like my hat.”
Lena Olin - Sabina

“I am the monster that breathing men would kill. I am Dracula.”

“Men are like linoleum. If you lay them right the first time, you can walk on them for 20 years.”
Jane Wagner

“I am a wife-made man.”
Danny Kaye

“We break windows, we burn things. Cause war's the only thing men listen to! Cause you've beaten us and betrayed us and there's nothing left!”

Carey Mulligan - Maud Watts

“The French are glad to die for love. They delight in fighting duels. But I prefer a man who lives... and gives expensive jewels.”
Nicole Kidman - Satine

- Victoria Grant: You know, pretending to be a man does have its disadvantages.
- Carole "Toddy" Todd: My dear Count, you just said a cotton pickin' mouthful.

Julie Andrews - Victoria Grant
Robert Preston - Carole "Toddy" Todd

“He's the nicest guy though, ask anyone, but the thing is, he's almost 40, looks like he's 30, thinks like he's 20, and acts like he's 10. He's fun to play board games with.”
Hillary Wolf - Laura Chartoff

“Man is as silent as the grave. But if farts were flattery? Honey, he'd be Shakespeare.”

Octavia Spencer - Zelda Fuller

“- Joel: What about foreplay?
- Mary Brown: No! Foreplay is for sissies! Real men go in, unload and pull out!”
Joel Michaely - Joel
Cathy Moriarty - Mary Brown

“Remember boy, when it comes to women, you're never too old for humiliation.”
Sir Kenneth Branagh - Sir Laurence Olivier

“- Sontee Jenkins: What kind of man are you?
- Lance Barton: Sounds like I'm an asshole!”
Regina King - Sontee Jenkins
Chris Rock - Lance Barton

“You know how a woman gets a man excited? She shows up. That's it. We're guys, we're easy. Of course for that you can't charge six bucks an issue, now can you?”
Harrison Ford - Quinn Harris

“The authors of Hooters play on our incessant need for fat and man's incessant need to be in the proximity of augmented breasts. It's like Henry V ran a fast food franchise!”
Betty Buckley - Dr. Karen Fletcher

“I used to be anonymous, invisible to the opposite sex. If Google Earth were a guy, he couldn't find me if I was dressed up as a 10-story building.”
Emma Stone - Olive

“A man isn't how he walks or how he speaks. It's what he does.”
Zoë Tapper - Nell Gwynn

“I knew it was a great mistake for a man like me to fall in love.”
Leonardo DiCaprio - Jay Gatsby

“- Annabelle Fox: Maureen's getting a divorce.
- Joe Fox: Oh. I'm sorry to hear that.
- Maureen, the Nanny: [giggling] It's my own fault. Never marry a man who lies.
- Joe Fox: That is so wise, yes. Annabelle, remember that.”
Hallee Hirsh - Annabelle Fox
Tom Hanks - Joe Fox
Katie Finneran - Maureen, the Nanny

“- Maureen: Hey. That is it, actually. Since you asked, that's what I get from him. Something personal. Besides getting it done where it counts, which he does. Cheston and I reach each other. He's tender and sweet and smart and funny and a million things that you aren't.
- Ben Kalmen: I was once, honey. It doesn't last.”

Olivia Thirlby - Maureen
Michael Douglas - Ben Kalmen

“- Abby: I love how you assume all men are perverse as you are!
- Mike Chadway: Oh, I don't assume. I know.”
Katherine Heigl - Abby
Gerard Butler - Mike Chadway

Does it ever occur to women that maybe a guy might like to have a plan, you know, because he's nervous? He's not sure that he could just walk up to you and you'd respond if he said "I like you, I like you, I like you!”.
Will Smith - Hitch

“You're not so weird. You're just another lonely man with many regrets.”
Malin Akerman - Constance Sack