Men quotes

“Some men are born great, with wealth, propensity, and power. Some men, like me, wrestle greatness to the ground, kicking their typewriters, stomp on their computers, and spill blood all over their notepads and journals, until the sentence is perfect.”
Kevin Corrigan - JJ Lask

“The photographer lived in San Francisco up until last week. He was the worst man I ever met, or maybe the best, I'm still not sure. If you're supposed to learn by your mistakes, then he was the best mistake I ever made. He was my most spectacular and cherished fuckup, and I was his Guinevere, whatever that means.”

Sarah Polley - Harper Sloane

“- Victor: The food was... it was very good. Beatrice didn't tell you?
- Valentine Louzon: She was nervous you wouldn't like her cooking. I always told her the way to a man's heart is through his stomach. One of the ways. She'll keep you well fed, that's for sure.”
Colin Farrell - Victor
Isabelle Huppert - Valentine Louzon

“A man can always change things. That's what makes him different from the barnyard critters.”

Jane Darwell - Ma Stone

“- Alison Drake: What kind of woman do men like? How do they want them to act?
- Pettigrew: That depends. A man of Jim Thorne's type, for example, wants a woman who'll look up to him. Gentle. Feminine. Someone he can protect. That's because Jim Thorne is strong and - rather primitive, perhaps. The dominant male.”
Ruth Chatterton - Alison Drake
Ferdinand Gottschalk - Pettigrew

“- Morgan Philip: Remember, when you go out not to put too much makeup otherwise the boys will get the wrong idea 
and you know how they are...They're only after one thing.
- Giselle: What's that?
- Morgan Philip: I don't know. Nobody will tell me.”
Rachel Covey - Morgan Philip
Amy Adams - Giselle

“- Phil Dawn: I'm not going with you.
- Gloria Swenson: Hey; I got no time to play games with you, kid.
- Phil Dawn: I am the man. I am the man. I am the man, do you hear me? I am the man! I am the man! Not you, you're not the man! Do you hear me? I'll do anything I can. I am the man!”
John Adames - Phil Dawn
Gena Rowlands - Gloria Swenson

“Why is it boys talk so much, when they have nothing to say? And girls have plenty to say, but no one will listen?”
Anna Chlumsky - Vada Sultenfuss

“- McCaskey: You know, Roger, you are way behind the times. The guys of the 80s aren't tough. They are sensitive people. Show a little emotion to a woman and shit like that. I think I'm an '80s man...
- Roger Murtaugh (Lethal Weapon): How do you figure?
- McCaskey: Last night I cried in bed. So how is that?
- Roger Murtaugh (Lethal Weapon): Were...” (continue)(continue reading)
Jack Thibeau - McCaskey
Danny Glover - Roger Murtaugh

“Some motherfuckers don't know when a good thing it's standing in front of them!”
Tisha Campbell-Martin - Yvonne

“Luke's a man, Jo Lynn. He'll always pursue that which is unobtainable. It's in his nature.”
Helen Mirren - Mrs. Tingle

“A man just comes along and he buys us off a shelf. Then he plays. Plays with us until he thinks we're no longer fun. Or until he gets us all dirty, right? Then he just wants to throw us away.”
Lynn Whitfield - Brandi Web

“- Suzette: I saw this guy, he was on a stretcher. His face was all purple and I thought he was dead. Even he looked at my tits.
- Lavinia Kingsley: Maybe you revived him.”
Goldie Hawn - Suzette
Susan Sarandon - Lavinia Kingsley

“The reason the all-American boy prefers beauty over brains is that the all-American boy can see better than he can think.”
Farrah Fawcett

“A man cannot break a promise he's made to his kids, no matter how long it takes for him to make it come true.”
Tom Hanks - Walt Disney

“Why would I get myself mixed up with a guy who I know first hand would jump into an airplane bathroom with the first girl that comes a-knocking?”
Amanda Peet - Emily Friehl

“I just love duct tape, don't you? Except you're probably one of those morons that calls it duck tape.”

Paulina Porizkova - Casey

“One does not like to generalize about so many people all at once, Mr Knightley, but you may be sure that men know nothing about their hearts, whether they be six-and-twenty, or six-and-eighty.”
Gwyneth Paltrow - Emma Woodhouse

“- Amy: Oh my god, he's calling me.
- Nikki: Why would he call? You guys just had sex.”
Amy Schumer - Amy
Vanessa Bayer - Nikki

“No means no. Don't you guys get that? What is it, you stop understanding English when you get a hard-on?”
Rose McGowan - Debbie Strand

“Real men are not intimidated by physical threats against their personal selves, and, ironically, neither am I.”
Jim Varney - Ernest P. Worrell

“- Uriah: Where's your scary boyfriend?
- Tris: Probably off doing scary boyfriend things.”
Keiynan Lonsdale - Uriah
Shailene Woodley - Tris

“I'm a thirty-year-old waiter/gigolo. Where's the future in that?”
Owen Wilson - Roy O'Bannon

“Oh. Where you going?... Oh, you men are all alike. Seven or eight quick ones and then you're out with the boys to boast and brag. You better keep your mouth shout. Oh... I think I love him.”

Madeline Kahn - Elizabeth

“Men are like steel. When they lose their temper, they lose their worth.”
Chuck Norris