Men quotes

“You know what I've been told? Italian men respect their wives. They spoil their mistresses. But the only women they love are their mothers.”
Sandra Bullock - Agnes von Kurowsky

“They say you can tell what a man's like, by the type of car that he drives. So when did Godzilla get a hold of your car?”

Brittany Murphy - Deliverance Bodine

Men... they're all alike. They'll deceive you as your father did me. He kissed a chorus girl and when I found out he said "Oh, I was drunk and didn't know what I was doing".

Margaret Dumont - Mrs. Hemogloben

“Some day you're gonna get in a situation where you can't call for help. You'll have to depend on yourself, and you'll let yourself down. I'm not calling because I don't want your mother to think we can't make it home on our own. Call it male pride. Good, old fashioned, pig-headed, working-class, pre-fax machine/car phone, masculine pride. No...” (continue)(continue reading)

Ed O'Neill - Dutch Dooley

“- Henry Bardshar: A man's gotta do what he has to do, Sara.
- Sara Bardshar: Yeah, and a woman's got to do everything else.”
Eric Allan Kramer - Sgt. Henry Bardshar
Angee Hughes - Sara Bardshar

“- Rosalie: Joey is not a normal man. You know how he is. He works ten... maybe 12, or 14 hours a day, seven days a week... and out with a different girl... every night.
- Nadja: Rosalie...
- Rosalie: That's just it. He eats anything he wants. He never seems to gain any weight. He's not human! He's like an animal. Like we're dealing with a machine!”
Tracey Ullman - Rosalie
Joan Plowright - Nadja

“There are three sides to everything: his, hers, and the truth.”
Joanna Merlin - Loretta

“- Tripp: Am I getting advice from my two loser buddies who still live at home?
- Ace: Actually, I own my home.
- Demo: What?
- Tripp: No, you don't.
- Ace: I bought it a couple of years ago from my mom. That way, she has a place to live and I don't get nailed on the inheritance tax.”
Matthew McConaughey - Tripp
Justin Bartha - Ace
Bradley Cooper - Demo

“You can't expect a man like me to be loyal to just one woman.”
Scott Glenn

“What will a man not do for love?”

James Frain - Alvaro de la Quadra

“No intelligent man wears a moustache voluntarily.”
Sam Neill

“If you're a single man and you happen to be in this business, you're deemed a player.”
Bradley Cooper

“If they knew what we were really thinking, they'd never stop slapping us.”

Larry Miller

“- Veronica Quaife: I don't know what you're trying to say.
- Seth Brundle: I'm saying I'm an insect who dreamt he was a man and loved it. But now the dream is over and the insect is awake. I'm saying... I'll hurt you if you stay.”
Geena Davis - Veronica Quaife
Jeff Goldblum - Seth Brundle

“No one told me about boys. I had to figure it out myself. The first thing I learned was that sometimes they grow slower than women mentally.”
Elena Anaya

“This is your unmarked car? A Daewoo? Man, I know people. I can't be seen in this thing. Open the door. I don't wanna get Daewoo on my hands.”

Queen Latifah - Isabelle 'Belle' Williams

“I'm not the sort of woman men boast of having slept with.”
Miriam Margolyes

“- The Bishop: Excellency, fiddlesticks, my name's Fred and I'm a man, same as you.
- Judge Elihu Smails: You're not a man, you're a bishop, for God's sakes.
- The Bishop: There is no God...”
Henry Wilcoxon - The Bishop
Ted Knight - Judge Elihu Smails

“Men are allowed to age. Men are allowed to gain weight. Men are allowed to be quirky looking.”
Janeane Garofalo

“To me all men are boy-men. I don't know any man that's actually mature.”
Seth Rogen

“Men don't want any responsibility, and neither do I.”
Julie Christie

“I spent my whole life trying to play the games males play.”
Elisabeth Shue

“Most of the men who tease me about my hair, don't have any.”
Holland Taylor

“I never trusted good-looking boys.”
Frances McDormand

“Women love hairy men. Cavemen were the sexiest men in history.”
Leslie Mann