Men quotes

“I know guys. I know the way they think.”
Peter Farrelly

“- Ellie: Haven't you ever thought about it at all? It seems to me you, you could make some girl wonderfully happy.
- Peter: Sure I've thought about it. Who hasn't? If I could ever meet the right sort of girl.”

Claudette Colbert - Ellie
Clark Gable - Peter

“- Baxter Cain: When I see one of baseketball's hottest stars with less than 20 dollars in his pocket, driving an American car and sharing a small house with two other guys, you know what that says to me?
- Doug Remer: Homos?”
Robert Vaughn - Baxter Cain
Trey Parker - Doug Remer

“A man will say just about anything when he's sportin' badger-food for a pecker.”
Vincent D'Onofrio - Pooh-Bear

“Who knows? Maybe you will survive. Maybe they'll take you as a pet or something. Teach ya how to do tricks.”

Tim Robbins - Harlan Ogilvy

“Most men'll fuck a lamp post.”
Gina McKee - Marion Nell

“You give men what they want, and then they don't want it anymore.”
Maria Pitillo - Olivia Honey

“A blue suit is the most versatile of accoutrements. More important than the suit itself, is the man who fits it for you. Once you find a good tailor, you must never give his name away; not even under the threat of bodily harm.”
Albert Finney - Uncle Henry

“I was comparing men to animals!... Which, let's face it, sometimes they are. But sometimes, they are not.”
Ashley Judd - Jane Goodale

“- King Marchand: I don't care if you are a man.
- Victoria Grant: I'm... not a man.
- King Marchand: I still don't care.”

James Garner - King Marchand
Julie Andrews - Victoria Grant

“You can't put a fence around a man's soul. We think and feel where and when we think and feel. We are servants of our muse and we toil where she commands.”
Thomas Jay Ryan - Henry Fool

“- Odette: You hypocrite. I thought you said you hated boys.
- Verena Von Stefan: I've been thinking, perhaps they are like dogs. If we don't take them in, they run wild and are a danger to society.”
Gaby Hoffmann - Odette
Kirsten Dunst - Verena von Stefan

“Where questions of self-sacrifice are concerned, men are infinitely beyond us!”
Frances O'Connor - Gwendolen

“- Dr. Eisendrath: You know, I feel it's important to get off on the right foot and not get caught up in blame. Now, which one of you is impotent?
- Jane Spencer: Uh, that would be him.
- Lt. Frank Drebin: Why don't you ask who's frigid?
- Jane Spencer: Uh, that would be him also.”
Earl Boen - Dr. Eisendrath
Priscilla Presley - Jane Spencer
Leslie William Nielsen - Frank Drebin

“When a man's late, it's time to clear the decks.”
Cher - Mrs. Flax

“Being a woman it's not half bad. It's being both that is the bitch.”

Perry King - Steve Brooks

“- J.B. Armstrong: Sorry, I didn't know you were a woman.
- Tugboat Annie: I've been a woman for a long time. But, I'm still the best tugboat man on the coast - and that's putting it mild.”

Clarence Kolb - J.B. Armstrong
Marjorie Rambeau - Tugboat Annie

“You treat a hot girl like dirt, and she'll stick to you like mud.”
Jason Segel - Sam Schechter

“Men of sense, whatever you may say, do not want silly wives!”
Jeremy Northam - Mr Knightley

“Every man loves, Orson. Or has loved.”
John Malkovich - Herman Mankiewicz

“Don't you see how sad and pathetic you all are? Always wanting something you can't have. If I catch you looking at another man like that ever again, you'll be watching sports... the whole weekend!”
RuPaul - Mike

“Men are attracted to flawed women too of course, but their illusion is that they can fix them. They just want to be entertained. The truth about women is that you can do anything to them except bore them.”
Javier Bardem - Reiner

“Men should be explorers, no matter how old they are. I don't know about anybody else, but I'm going.”
Don Ameche - Art Selwyn

“It's just that all men are sure it never happened to them and all women at one time or other have done it, so you do the math.”

Meg Ryan - Sally Albright

“- Karin Carter: He's got a gun.
- Madison Carter: What were you doing in the car with him?
- Karin Carter: Talking about baseball.”

Kaley Cuoco - Karin Carter
Kelly Lynch - Madison Carter