Men quotes

“Let me explain something to you about the world. I've seen it. And if you think that once you leave men get smarter, they don't.”
Erika Eleniak - Stephanie Potts

“I could never be a woman, 'cause I'd just stay home and play with my breasts all day.”
Steve Martin - Harris K. Telemacher

“I don't wear jewelry, as a man.”
Alan Tudyk

“- Will Blakelee: Excuse me sir, could you tell me what's going on?
- Steve Miller: That would require my understanding of how the female brain works, which I don't, but if you'd like to come in and be clueless together, you're more than welcome.”

Liam Hemsworth - Will Blakelee
Greg Kinnear - Steve Miller

“Writers write these male stereotypes, and it makes it ten times more interesting if a woman says the lines.”
Sigourney Weaver

“He has the social graces of a syringe.”

Hope Davis - Slim Keith

“Penis insecurity. When the penis doesn't get enough showmanship it has to remind itself that it's still an almighty tool and can make any woman moan.”
Kam Heskin - Carrie Carson

“The only thing a man's got is his family and his pride. That's all he's got.”
Ice-T - King James

“Why did this happen to me? How did I fall for a guy whose first love is a machine?”

Leslie Wing - Gwen Rogers

“You're not good enough for her. That's it. That's fact. That's science. Beth McIntyre is like from a whole nother planet, man. She's beautiful, she's charming. And you, I love you, but let's face it: you're kind of a douchebag.”

Mike Vogel - Jason Hawkins

“Listen to me John. How many other white apes have you seen? You're like me, not them. You have another family, far away, one you have never seen.”
Sir Ian Holm - Capitaine Phillippe D'Arnot

“- Marilyn Monroe: Do you know I've been married three times already? How did that happen?
- Colin Clark: You were just looking for the right man.
- Marilyn Monroe: They always look right at the start.”
Michelle Williams - Marilyn Monroe
Eddie Redmayne - Colin Clark

“Men. They like a woman in public... and a freak in private.”
Vivica A. Fox - Shanté Smith

“No more G-strings. No more smoky rooms, and potheads, and hookers, and those old terrible men, and the tassels.”
Vanna White - Mickey

“Men are incapable of growth, change and progress. For men self improvement ends at toilet training.”
Gerard Butler - Mike Chadway

“The way to a man's heart is through his stomach. Or somewhere in that vicinity.”
Marcia Gay Harden - Shelby Goddard

“Daughter, husbands like Man-Who-Fights-in-Dress don't come along every day.”

Russell Badger - Sioux Chief

“- Anna: You can't be a kid your whole life, you're gonna have to grow up!
- Danny Costanzo: Why? I don't like grown-ups.”
Darlanne Fluegel - Anna Costanzo
Billy Crystal - Danny Costanzo

“- Mushu: Beautiful, isn't it?
- Mulan: They're disgusting.
- Mushu: No, they're men. And you'll have to act just like them, so pay attention.”

Eddie Murphy - Mushu
Ming-Na Wen - Mulan

“The first man that can think up a good explanation how he can be in love with his wife and another woman is gonna win that prize they're always giving out in Sweden.”
Mary Cecil - Maggie

“Say something! Do something! Be a man! I already have a butler!”

Glenn Close - Sunny von Bülow

“- Cyberbob: So what do you want in a man?
- Angela: Butch, beautiful, brilliant, Captain America meets Albert Schweitzer. Spends all day dashing into fray while making world safe for democracy; at night playing Bach cantatas while curing cancer.
- Cyberbob: Settle for a guy who puts the seat down?”
Sandra Bullock - Angela

“- Beth: He lusted after me, but I had to spurn his advances, because he's a himbo.
- Bob: A what?
- Beth: A male slut.
- Bob: And you are?
- Beth: Not a male slut!”
Maddie Corman - Beth
Alexis Arquette - Bob

“Plenty of guys have broken up with me. You just beat them up and move on.”
Regina King - Sam Fuller

“I think dancing is a man's game and if he does it well he does it better than a woman.”
Gene Kelly