Men quotes

“BlackBerries, desk organizers. Electronic footprints of where your man has been and with whom. Under the right circumstances, they could be a girl's best friend.”
Kevin Sussman - Ira

“- Georgia King: What on earth was he thinking of?
- Emma Rae: Probably the same thing he was thinking with.”

Gena Rowlands - Georgia King
Kyra Sedgwick - Emma Rae King

“Men and women belong to different species, and communication between them is a science still in its infancy.”
Bill Cosby

“Darling, why spend anymore time on that horse's ass when Mr. Tie-Me-Up-Tie-Me-Down is standing right over there?”
Sarah Parish - TJ

“I can make the sky rain coconuts with pinpoint accuracy, but I still can't control men's minds.”

Faye Dunaway - Selena

“- Hellboy: I would give my life for her but she also wants me to do the dishes.
- Abe Sapien: I would die and do the dishes.”

Ronald Francis Perlman - Hellboy
Doug Jones - Abe Sapien

“If the sun comes up tomorrow, it is only because of men of good will. And that's... that's all there is between us and the devil.”
Kevin Costner - Kenny O'Donnell

“We decided to play God, create life. When that life turned against us, we comforted ourselves in the knowledge that it really wasn't our fault, not really. You cannot play God then wash your hands of the things that you've created. Sooner or later, the day comes when you can't hide from the things that you've done anymore.”
Edward James Olmos - Admiral William Adama

“Being a man today means never having to say you're sorry.”

Diane Lane - Sarah

“- Heather Merriweather: You wouldn't lie to me?
- Bob McGraw: Of course I would lie to you, I'm a guy. But I'm not lying now.”
Jennifer Runyon - Heather Merriweather
Tim Matheson - Bob McGraw

“- Sue Bridehead: I am not afraid of any man.
- Jude Fawley: Why?
- Sue Bridehead: Because no man would touch a woman unless she gives him reason to. A touch or a look that say come on. If you never look, they'll never come. You are the timid sex.”
Kate Winslet - Sue Bridehead
Christopher Eccleston - Jude Fawley

“- Dr. John Dolittle: How would you like to meet the man of your dreams?
- Ava: You're real cute but I don't go inter-species.”

Eddie Murphy - Dr. John Dolittle
Lisa Kudrow - Ava

“You're just not man enough to wear jewelry.”
Tim Robbins - Woody Blake

“What kind of man knowingly takes a job where he's gotta wash another man's balls?”

Alan Arkin - Louis 'Lightning' Conlon

“- Jackson 'Jack' Durant: Oh, I've been stupid, very stupid.
- Gertie Waxted: Well, of course. You're a man.”
Warner Baxter - Jackson 'Jack' Durant
Myrna Loy - Gertie Waxted

“You think you know what men are going to do. You think you know what men want to do, but when it comes right down to that moment where they need to step up and, make a move, they chicken out.”
Katherine Heigl - Abby

“- Mary Bennet: The glories of nature. What are men compared to rocks and mountains?
- Elizabeth Bennet: Men are either eaten up with arrogance or stupidity. If they are amiable, they are so easily led they have no minds of their own whatsoever.”
Talulah Riley - Mary Bennet
Keira Knightley - Elizabeth Bennet

“- Merteuil: Men are always chasing after visions, my dear. They want us to be angels.
- Baroness: But in bed they want us to be demons, my dear.
- Baron: Yes, indeed, it always comes as a morning surprise when you wake up in the arms of an ordinary woman.”
Annette Bening - Merteuil
Isla Blair - Baroness
T.P. McKenna - Baron

“This is a man's business. No pussies allowed.”

Mourad Khima - Mourad

“Beware, all men are potential murderers. And for good reason.”

Philip Anthony Hopkins - Alfred Hitchcock

“- Professor Charles Xavier: Erik, you said yourself we're the better men. This is the time to prove it. There are thousands of men on those ships. Good, honest, innocent men. They're just following orders.
- Erik Lehnsherr: I've been at the mercy of men just following orders. Never again.”

James McAvoy - Professor Charles Xavier
Michael Fassbender - Erik Lensherr

“I see in you a man too perfect to be really true. Do I want you because you're wonderful? Or are you wonderful because I want you?”

Brandy Norwood - Cinderella

“Men have minds like moral flypaper. They will forgive a woman almost anything except the loss of her good name.”
Jodhi May - Grace Julia Stepney

“We're girls pretending to be guys pretending to be girls!”
Toni Collette - Carla

“Every man carries a badge. Some symbol of his allegiance. His were the scars of a boxer who'd used his fists to climb the social ladder of the mob. A Jew who'd gained the respect of wops through a homicidal lust. He'd sworn an oath of violence.”

Josh Brolin - Sgt. John O'Mara