Men quotes
931 men quotes, film quotes, movie lines, taglines- From the movie: Old School
“Why don't you give me your number in case anything happens to my wife.”
- From the movie: Cop Land
“You know the difference between men and boys? Boys bet everything on everything! Boys think every hand is a royal flush! You play cards with a man, he knows his limits.”
- From the movie: Supergirl
“Every time! Send a man to do a woman's job, and that's what you get.”
- From the animation: Shrek
“We can stay up late, swapping manly stories, and in the morning, I'm making waffles!”
- From the movie: Tarzan, the Ape Man
“Ape or Man, I'm still going to stuff him and hang him on the wall of my Club.”
- From the movie: Body Heat
“Some men, once they get a whiff of it, they trail you like a hound.”
- From the movie: Cold Comfort Farm
“Highly sexed young men living on farms are always called Seth or Reuben.”
- From the movie: Porky's
“- Cavanaugh: Look's like I'm gonna make a man out of you yet, boy.
- Tim: A man? If being a man means being what you are, I'd rather be queer.” - From the movie: Taxi
“Men are like cats. We'll play with a ball of yarn, unless you want us to play with the ball of yarn. Trick is, hide the ball of yarn. But don't hide it where you can't find it.”
- From the movie: The Object of My Affection
“You don't tell a woman that you love her and then two days later bring Romeo home to sleep with you.”
- From the movie: Failure to Launch
- From the movie: Quartet
“- Wilf Bond: I read somewhere that the average man thinks of sex every seven seconds.
- Reggie Paget: Do you?
- Wilf Bond: I wish, it was only every seven seconds.” - From the movie: Dress to Kill
“If a woman falls over wearing heels, that's embarrassing, but if a bloke falls over wearing heels, then you have to kill yourself. It's the end of your life. Its quite difficult.”
- From the movie: Girl 6
“What is wrong with a man wanting his wife and his wife's best friend to lick his dick at the same time?”
- From the movie: 40 Days and 40 Nights
“- Susie: What the fuck was that? Did you cum? You faked it.
- Matt: No, no, no. Guys don't fake it. I don't even think that we can.” - From the movie: Life of Brian
“- Francis: Why are you always on about women, Stan?
- Stan aka Loretta: I want to be one.
- Reg: What?
- Stan aka Loretta: I want to be a woman. From now on, I want you all to call me 'Loretta'.
- Reg: What?
- Stan aka Loretta: It's my right as a man.” - From the movie: Snow Falling on Cedars
- From the movie: The Last Castle
- From the movie: Gold Diggers of 1933
"Fanny" is Faneul H. Peabody, just the kind of man I've been looking for, lots of money and no resistance.
- From the movie: My Man Godfrey
“Why don't you stop imitating a gorilla and start imitating a man?”
- From the movie: Switch
“- The Devil: Make it impossible for him to work his macho machinations onto any more unsuspecting female.
- God: And how do I do that?
- The Devil: Easy. Make him a woman.” - From the movie: Hotel de Love
“- Melissa Morrison: Why do men lie?
- Rick Dunne: Uh, that's a hard one. Give me something frivolous to get into it.
- Melissa Morrison: OK. Why do men touch their dick so much?
- Rick Dunne: Because it's there.” - From the movie: Being John Malkovich
- From the movie: My Fair Lady
“Why can't a woman be more like a man?”
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