Men quotes

“Marriage is about the most expensive way for the average man to
get laundry done.”
Burt Reynolds

“- Mollie: Rona, if there wasn't such a thing as love, what kind of guy would you get to be your kid's father?
- Rona: Someone with a small mouth and good hair. Broad shoulders...
- Mollie: No, no, I'm talking about, what kind of a man would you want to stick around and help raise your child?
- Rona: There's a man who'd do that?”
Kirstie Alley - Mollie
Twink Caplan - Rona

“I don't dislike men. I envy them. I envy your freedom. I resent not having the same.”
Bo Derek - Jane

“Kate, you should choose. What's it gonna be? Mr. Action Figure Hero Guy? Or brains, and sensitivity, and a lot of other things I could name. So in other words: me or that guy?”
Billy Bob Thornton - Terry Collins

When Federico was free of her at last, he told me: "I finally succeeded in spitting on her ass".

Rinaldo Geleng - Himself

“East or West, men seldom deviate very far from their main passion in life.”
Barbara Stanwyck - Megan

“She's soft and warm and almost weightless. Her perfume is a sweet promise that brings tears to my eyes. I'll save her from whatever she's scared of and take her far away.”

Josh Hartnett - The Man

“- Evan Baxter: I can't shave. Whenever I shave it just grows back!
- Marty: That's what happens when you shave. But then you shave again!”

Steve Carrell - Evan Baxter
John Michael Higgins - Marty

“- Amelia Warren: I just keep ingesting these poisonous men until I make myself sick.
- Viktor Navorski: You're not sick, Amelia, no. You're a little far-sighted.”
Catherine Zeta-Jones - Amelia Warren
Tom Hanks - Viktor Navorski

“Men for the most part can mend their ways only after they have made a mistake.”
Donnie Yen - Jin Ke

“They're either married or gay. And if they're not gay, they've just broken up with the most wonderful woman in the world, or they've just broken up with a bitch who looks exactly like me. They're in transition from a monogamous relationship and they need more space. Or they're tired of space, but they just can't commit. Or they want to commit,...” (continue)(continue reading)

Mary Kay Place - Meg

“I so admire men with an appetite for... books.”
Amelia Warner - Simone

Guys need sex. It's bad for you if you get all worked up and then not get it, you can get "prostrate" cancer. Is that what you want?
Tyler Shea Cone - Barry

“When young, we mourn for one woman... as we grow old, for women in general. The tragedy of life is that man is never free yet strives for what he can never be.”
Joseph Jones - Old Man Recording Thoughts

“- Lucas: If a man speaks in the middle of the forest with no woman there to hear him, is he still wrong?
- Brain #1: Yes!”
Eddie Alderson - Lucas

“Why can't I find a guy who isn't romantically retarded?”
Katharine Towne - Chloe

“Respect the cock. You are embedding this thought. I am the one who's in charge. I am the one who says yes! No! Now! Here! Because it's universal, man. It is evolutional. It is anthropological. It is biological. It is animal. We... are... men!”
Tom Cruise - Frank T.J. Mackey

“Heels are a male invention designed to make women's butts look smaller... and to make it harder for them to run away.”
Amanda Bynes - Viola

“If he's stupid enough to cheat, the world should know he's dumb enough to get caught.”
Eva Mendes - Sara

“- Katya: Do you know what makes a man attractive? A scar.
- Pierre Peders: Why?
- Katya: Because... most women have one too.”
Sienna Miller - Katya
Steve Buscemi - Pierre Peders

“- James: Look, you gotta use Lamaze. It works. My sister-in-law used it. You don't use drugs, and it's better for the kid.
- Mollie: You know, the only people who say stupid things like that are men, because they're idiots!”
John Travolta - James
Kirstie Alley - Mollie

“- Sara McDowel: Why didn't you tell me you had just broke up with someone?
- Harris K. Telemacher: How do you know I just broke up with someone?
- Sara McDowel: Because when men just break up with someone, they always run around with someone much too young for them.
- Harris K. Telemacher: She's not so young. She'll be 27 in four years.”
Victoria Tennant - Sara McDowel
Steve Martin - Harris K. Telemacher

“So you're the new chicken licker.”

Robert Deacon - Prisoner

“I have always been of the opinion that a man who desires to get married should know either everything or nothing.”
Dame Judi Dench - Lady Bracknell

“- Nina Borowski: Don't you miss men?
- George Hanson: Yeah, sure. Sometimes. Don't you?
- Nina: I guess.
- George Hanson: But I don't miss them when I'm with you.”
Jennifer Aniston - Nina Borowski
Paul Rudd - George Hanson