Men quotes
931 men quotes, film quotes, movie lines, taglines- From the movie: Dude, Where's My Car?
“- Tania: I'm a gender-challenged male.
- Jesse Montgomery III: What does that mean?
[Tania reveals her penis]
- Jesse Montgomery III: Whoa! Dude, you're a dude!” - From the movie: In Her Shoes
“- Mrs. Lefkowitz: My son - 55 - still single.
- Lewis Feldman: Gay?
- Mrs. Lefkowitz: I wish - immature.” - From the movie: Back to the Beach
“You can tell the men from the boys by the price of their toys.”
- From the movie: Cursed
“Why do men always go for the tortured ones? Poor, damaged Ellie.”
- From the movie: Valentine
“- Adam Carr: Is everything okay?
- Dorothy Wheeler: Everything's fine, it's just that men suck! But, that's no offense to you.” - From the movie: Meet the Applegates
“You Homo sapien scum!”
- From the movie: The Concorde ... Airport '79
“- Isabelle: You pilots are such... men.
- Capt. Joe Patroni: They don't call it the cockpit for nothing, honey.” - From the movie: Night At The Museum
- From the movie: An Officer and a Gentleman
“You know something? You ain't nothing special. You got no manners, you treat women like whores and, if you ask me, you got no chance of being no officer!”
- From the movie: The Thief of Bagdad
- From the movie: Phone Booth
“Stand up and be a man!”
- From the movie: Bring It On In It To Win It
- From the movie: Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire
“If you want to know what a man's like, take a good look at how he treats his inferiors, not his equals.”
- From the movie: Million Dollar Baby
“I've seen you at Mass almost every day for 23 years. The only person comes to church that much is the kind who can't forgive himself for something.”
- From the movie: Love Actually
“- Just Judy: I can't understand why he's not married, though.
- John: You know the type. He's married to his job.” - From the movie: Blaze
- From the movie: The Longest Yard
“We win! Group hug in the shower tonight! Or not.”
- From the movie: The Tao of Steve
“Steve is the prototypical cool American male. He's the guy on his horse, the guy alone. He has his own code of honor, his own code of ethics, his own rules of living, man. He never, ever tries to impress the women but he always gets the girl.”
- From the movie: Anger Management
- From the movie: 40 Days and 40 Nights
“No man can do it. It goes against nature. The male was biologically designed to spread his seed. You're gonna piss off the seeds, man! It goes against science! You wanna be the guy who goes against science?”
- From the movie: Robin Hood: Prince of Thieves
“Men speak conveniently of love when it serves their purpose.”
- From the movie: The Russian Specialist
“Men know how to kill, women how to survive.”
- From the movie: Memoirs of a Geisha
“No man would bid so much for a thing he had already taken.”
- From the movie: Marley & Me
- From the movie: Kate & Leopold
“- Charlie McKay: [about the dishwasher] And you push this button. Word to the wise: don't press that till she wakes up, so she sees you doing it.
- Leopold: How clever. The proverbial tree in the woods.
- Charlie McKay: If a man washes a dish, and no one sees it...
- Charlie McKay, Leopold: Did it happen?
- Charlie McKay: Right.”
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