Men quotes
931 men quotes, film quotes, movie lines, taglines- From the movie: Alex & Emma
“He left like a man on a mission, a man on a mission with hot wet balls.”
- From the movie: Up in the Air
“We all fall for the pricks. Pricks are spontaneous, they're unpredictable and they're fun. And then we're surprised when they turn out to be pricks.”
- From the movie: Big Business
“I hate men who smell like beer and bean dip... and makin' love in the back of recreational vehicles!”
- From the movie: Sleepless in Seattle
“When a man is a widower why do we say he was widowed? Why don't we say he was widowered?”
- From the movie: Parenthood
“What is it with all the women in this family, that makes all the men in this family wanna leave?”
- From the animation: Hercules
- Hercules: So how'd you get stuck with the...
- Meg: Pinhead with hooves? Well, you know how men are. They think "No" means "Yes" and "Get lost" means "Take me, I'm yours". - From the movie: Win A Date with Tad Hamilton
“- Pete Monash: If he claims that he doesn't really like watching sports, he's just trying to sleep with you.
- Rosalee Futch: Got it.
- Pete Monash: And if he claims to love animals, then he's just really trying to sleep with you. Guys are guys Rosie. Rich or poor. Famous or grocers. Just do me one favor ok? Guard your carnale treasure.” - From the movie: The House of Mirth
“Sometimes, I think a man understands a woman's motives better than her own sex does.”
- From the movie: The Thief of Bagdad
“- Ahmad: Are men only to be ruled by fear?
- Jaffar: Men are evil. Hatred behind their eyes, lies on their lips, betrayal in their hearts.” - From the movie: The Sea Wolf
“There's a price no man will pay for living.”
- From the movie: The Freshman
“- Clark Kellogg: Sir, I don't know where this talk of marriage began, but I'm really not ready. I'd really like to sample life a little bit first.
- Carmine Sabatini: Wait. No, wait. Clark, after you get married you sample life. I mean, this is what men do.” - From the movie: Airplane!
“- Young Boy with Coffee: Cream?
- Young Girl with Coffee: No, thank you, I take it black, like my men.” - From the movie: Blue Collar Comedy Tour Rides Again
Joey says to me, "Hey, man. I'm getting a divorce" and I said, "Oh, that sucks". That was our whole conversation. I understood it, he understood it. So I go home and I tell my wife. "Oh my god! What happenned?" "Was he cheating on her? Was she cheating on him?". I said, "Again, baby, I don't know. You got a better chance of getting answer out of... (continue)(continue reading)
- From the movie: Alfie
“I told you how we men are. We want showstoppers. And the problem is, Julie hasn't got enough of the superficial things that really matter.”
- From the animation: Pocahontas
“A man's not a man unless he knows how to shoot.”
- From the movie: The Center of the World
“Women want to feel desired. And men love it when their women make that extra effort to be desirable.”
- From the movie: Strictly Ballroom
“Where the man goes, the lady must follow...”
- From the movie: Four Weddings and a Funeral
- From the movie: I Shot Andy Warhol
- From the movie: Pretty Persuasion
“- Randa: Why is that woman - why is she doing those things with another woman? Why must they show this?
- Kimberly Joyce: Because men like to watch it.
- Randa: But it is a sin!
- Kimberly Joyce: Randa! Randa, you're gonna find out that a lot of things men like are a sin.” - From the movie: False Alarms
“I guess the only way I can get a man to come to see me is to call a doctor.”
- From the movie: 40 Days and 40 Nights
“They're like animals. Their entire lives revolve around their penises.”
- From the movie: The Hangover
- From the movie: Victor Victoria
“- King Marchand: If you were a man, I'd knock your block off.
- Victoria Grant: And prove that you're a man?
- King Marchand: That's a woman's argument.” - From the movie: Fatal Instinct
“You really are incredibly stupid, aren't you? I like that in a man.”
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