Men quotes

“Millions of years of evolution, right? Right? Men have to stick it in every place they can, but for women... women it is just about security and commitment and whatever the fuck else!”
Nicole Kidman - Alice Harford

“Stroke a man's dick, you get him for one night. Stroke a man's ego, you get him for life.”
Nicki Aycox - Grace

“She's always calm. She never talks back. My husband's in love with her.”

Debra Messing - Edie Cohen

“- Woman at luncheon: Was it a male monkey?
- Diane Farrow: Yes.
- Woman at luncheon: He slammed the button till he died.
- Diane Farrow: So you know this experiment?
- Woman at luncheon: I know men, honey.”

Sandra Bullock - Diane Farrow

“All men cheat. That’s why they’re called trade. Do them just as dirty as they do us.”
Mya Taylor - Alexandra

“- Enid: Trust me, at this point I'm past the fact that every single guy likes you better than me.
- Rebecca: Oh, face it, you just hate every single guy on the face of the earth.
- Enid: That's not true. I just hate all these extroverted, obnoxious, pseudo-bohemian losers.”
Thora Birch - Enid
Scarlett Johansson - Rebecca

“Every man's dream is to be able to sink into the arms of a woman without also falling into her hands. ”
Jerry Lewis

“The big strong brave men, that we've all been reading about in novels and watching in movies since we've been nine-years-old, that's a fallacy. They don't exist. Men are afraid. Men are weak.”
Katherine Heigl - Abby

“You know, women got the greatest gift in the world. All they got to do is fall in love, and some guy just takes care of them.”
Sharon Stone - Gloria

“This about men versus women. Women who aspire to culture, and men who aspire to scratch themselves. Women who bear the burdens in life and men who create those burdens. Women who uplift humanity, and men who uplift lap dances. If society left to the whims of men we'd still be in caves carving pictures with our non aposable thumbs. Today we women...” (continue)(continue reading)
Gabrielle Union - Evangeline 'Eva' Dandrige

“- Dakin: Lecher though one is, or aspires to be, it occurs to me that the lot of women cannot be easy, who must suffer such inexpert male fumblings, virtually on a daily basis. Are we scarred for life, do you think?
- Scripps: We must hope so.”

Dominic Cooper - Dankin
Jamie Parker - Scripps

- Chris Morrow: I'd be stupid to trust my life to a walking penis.
- Richard "Ditch" Brodie: I'm much more than a walking penis, I'm a flying penis!
Nastassja Kinski - Chris Morrow
Charlie Sheen - Richard "Ditch" Brodie

“To a smart girl men are no problem - they're the answer.”
Zsa Zsa Gabor

“Being jealous of a beautiful woman is not going to make you more beautiful. ”
Zsa Zsa Gabor

“- Rhett Butler - Visitor from Charleston: Did you ever think of marrying just for fun?
- Scarlett - Their Daughter: Marriage, fun? Fiddle-dee-dee. Fun for men you mean.”
Clark Gable - Rhett Butler - Visitor from Charleston
Vivien Leigh - Scarlett - Their Daughter

- Brian: God bless you.
- Larry Gigli: Thank you.
- Brian: No, not you, stupid. When my penis sneezes, I say "God bless you, penis".
Justin Bartha - Brian
Ben Affleck - Larry Gigli

“Remember, a woman is like a horse. She likes to know that the guy on the saddle has a tight grip on the reins.”

Paula Garcés - Teresa

- Aunt Helen: Be careful how you treat him.
- Sybylla Melvyn: What do you mean?
- Aunt Helen: You know what they say "Heed the spark or you may dread the fire".
Wendy Hughes - Aunt Helen
Judy Davis - Sybylla Melvyn

“- Alice: How can one man be so endlessly disappointing?
- Dan: That's my charm.”
Natalie Portman - Alice
Jude Law - Dan

“There's nothing more irresistible to a man than a woman who's in love with him.”
Eleanor Parker - The Baroness

“- Carl Clapton: You mean, when I fuck up as a man, the woman inside comes out?
- Chip Hendrix: Well look, now do you understand what l'm talking about?
- Carl Clapton: No. Man, have you ever thought of me as a woman?
- Chip Hendrix: No, but I have thought of you as a farm animal.”
Art Evans - Carl Clapton
Barry Diamond - Chip Hendrix

“- Howard Hughes: Do you know those men? Do they work for me?
- Noah Dietrich: Everybody works for you, Howard.”
Leonardo DiCaprio - Howard Hughes
John C. Reilly - Noah Dietrich

“- Nicholas Petraki: What do you say to two handsome Greek partners?
- Lara Croft: Well, when you find two, let me know!”
Daniel Caltagirone - Nicholas Petraki
Angelina Jolie - Lara Croft

“You talk like a man, let's see if you could ride like one.”

Larenz Tate - Wood

“Men are such babies.”
Meg Ryan - Anastasia