Misfortune quotes
63 misfortune quotes, film quotes, movie lines, taglines- From the movie: Bean
They'll say, "No, no, no, firing's not good enough. Let's prosecute you for negligence". I go to jail, my wife leaves me, my daughter becomes a prostitute, I wind up on death row sharing a cell with Butch McDick!
- From the movie: The Bicycle Thief
“It's pointless. These's nothing doing. It always rains on Sundays.”
- From the movie: The Waterboy
“I am not what you would call a handsome man. The good Lord chose not to bless me with... with charm, athletic ability... or a fully functional brain.”
- From the movie: Barefoot in the Park
“I had to park the car three blocks away. Then it started to rain so I ran the last two blocks. Then my heel got caught in a subway grating. When I pulled my foot out, I stepped in a puddle. Then a cab went by and splashed my stockings. If the hardware store downstairs was open, I was going to buy a knife and kill myself.”
- From the movie: Ma Rainey's Black Bottom
- From the movie: Wind River
“Luck don't live out here.”
- From the movie: A Man Escaped
“- Le lieutenant Fontaine: Do you believe in luck?
- François Jost: I used to. It didn't work out.
- Le lieutenant Fontaine: Maybe you're the one who blew it.” - From the movie: The Sweetest Thing
“- Christina: [Reading] Follow the yellow brick road? Huh! I'm following the yellow brick road... following the yellow brick...
- Christina: [Comes across a picture of a dog with a hole in its mouth, she gasps] Muffy! You look like my old doggy Muffy! What's in your mouth? What's in your mouth?
- Christina: What have you got in there?
- Man in...” (continue)(continue reading) - From the movie: Bringing Up Baby
“How can all these things happen to just one person?”
- From the movie: The Great Wall
“- William: I've been left for dead twice... it was bad luck.
- Ballard: For who?
- William: The people who left me!” - From the movie: The Other Guys
“You keep hiding from shit in the world, and eventually the world comes to your front door.”
- From the movie: The Shallows
- From the movie: Gladiator
“Don't give me this bullshit about Murphy's Law. If I run into Murphy, I'm gonna kick him right in the balls.”
- From the movie: The Big Short
- From the movie: Kids in the Hall: Brain Candy
“- Psychiatrist: I'm sorry, I don't speak German.
- Depressed German: The nipples of mother fortune have run dry...” - From the movie: The New Guy
- From the animation: Ice Age: Collision Course
- From the movie: Waking Ned Devine
“Is there a greater twist of fate Annie? To win half a million and the next minute die from the shock of it!”
- From the movie: Dr. T and the Women
“Women are incapable of being bad luck by themselves. It's men make 'em that way.”
- From the movie: Hocus Pocus
“Dead mans chungs.”
- From the movie: Where the Boys Are
“- Barbara Roxbury: First my party's ruined, then my house is destroyed. Now someone's stolen my car.
- Maggie: As I've always said, Barbara, you throw one hell of a party.” - From the movie: Inside Llewyn Davis
“Everything you touch turns to shit, you're like king Midas's idiot brother.”
“I was born with a priceless gift, the ability to laugh at the misfortunes of others.”
- From the movie: It Follows
“Okay, even thought it is following you I can still see it. It is not done with me either. Okay, like I told you, all you can do is pass it on to someone else.”
- From the movie: Anchorman 2
“Life isn't a fairy tale, it's not a bunch of jumping rope and grabbing ass. It's complicated.”
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